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CrustaceanSingles

@CrustaceanSingles@mastodon.social

I make daily comics & some jokes I'm too lazy to turn into comics.
My immune system has been eating my brain since 2004, so that's fun.

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haha, weather

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Though I do worry about the awkwardness to come when everyone else starts raining.

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Probably not indefinitely, right?

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The cartoonist is struggling today*, so here is a rejected draft from one year ago.
*as in, more than usual. obviously.

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(rerun)

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Can't get no self-respect.

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And if not, I guess I'll see you in Snail Hell.

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I've still got a ways to go, I reckon.

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Don't ruin this for yourself.

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That's fair.

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The brain's heart wants what the brain's heart wants.

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We are not. going. for a walk.

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But let me be clear: I am not complaining about the amount of mustard. Even more would be good too. You could totally pull it off.

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The hat hungers.

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This isn't really a comic, but who actually cares? I can only get in trouble with myself & I don't really respect that guy's opinion anyway.

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sproing

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When you see or hear the word "shop" do you think of the act of buying things or a place where you make things?

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@rasterweb
I just get anxiety

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Don't delay! Reach out today!

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(and I'm pretty bummed about it)

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No thank you.

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aaahhhh!

CrustaceanSingles, to random
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Until then,

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It is fun to say, though. I'm going to be your friend so I get to say it all the time, OK?

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