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GreenSkyOverMe

@GreenSkyOverMe@ohai.social

Developer, feminist, bi/pan, ace, on the spectrum, cis, white, Raumzeitlaborantin, gesichtsblind, Piratin.

Black lives matter, trans rights are human rights, strive for accessibility.

Old account: https://mastodon.social/@GreenSkyOverMe

CalcKey/Firefish/Sharkey: https://kitty.social/@GreenSkyOverMe

Send me money: https://wise.com/pay/me/monikae10

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localzuk, to random
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Travelling on trains always makes me realise that I'm tall. We all stand up to get off the train, and I'm towering over everyone.

Everyone else needs to grow more.

GreenSkyOverMe,
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@localzuk maybe they need to be watered more

GreenSkyOverMe, to random
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island
iswater

Swede1952, to ilaughed

Good morning, friends. 🌸🌸🌸

5 February 2024

I was just thinking about learning how to drive. I learned how in cars with manual transmissions. Now days we are hard pressed to find new cars with manual transmissions. I'll bet most people born in this century don't know how to operate a manual transmission, probably most towards the end of the 20th century as well. Here's another thought, try to find a new car with windows that you crank up by hand. Hmmm ... I remember the first car that I bought where the dimmer switch was on the column instead of the floorboard, it took me a while to figure that one out.

“Cars are evolving to match the new paradigm. Soon, things like steering wheels, pedals and rear-view mirrors will seem ancient. More practically, we will all be better able to optimize our time and attention to focus on more important tasks, family, work, and self-care.” - Hendrith Vanlon Smith Jr

GreenSkyOverMe,
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@Swede1952 Most people in the US and I suppose some other countries. In Europe most non-electric cars are manual, including the new ones.

mainframed767, to random

Before you finalize your product, you must fight the final boss: The Scrum Master!

GreenSkyOverMe,
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@mainframed767 Image description: A model presumably at a fashion show covered completeley in what looks like post-it notes. In addition she seems to wear weird shoes with toes and her hair is dyed orange or yellow, going with the yellow color of the post-it notes. In the background three papers say AV AV AV.

mjg59, to random
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Bizarrely sad that acpi.info (a domain that I absolutely hated when I first encountered it in oh good lord 2002) has fallen off the internet

GreenSkyOverMe,
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@mjg59 Why did you hate it?

GreenSkyOverMe, to random German
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Geringverdienende Selbstständige (z.B. Tageseltern) sind echt gearscht.

Z.B. jemand, der 570€ brutto verdient:

Kranken- (14,6%), Renten- (18,6%) und Unfallversicherung (1,3%) müssen komplett bezahlt werden (Arbeitnehmer- und Arbeitgeberanteil, insgesamt 34,5%), dazu kommt eine Untergrenze bei der Krankenversicherung von 172€ (basierend auf dem fiktiven Mindestgehalt von 1.178,33€).

Netto bleiben 570€ -172€ - 106,02€ - 7,41€ = 284,39€.

GreenSkyOverMe, to random German
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Ein Polizeibeamter ist gerade auf Streife und ruft die Zentrale: „Ich habe hier einen interessanten Fall“, sagt er. „Eine Frau hat ihren Ehemann erschossen, weil er auf den frisch gewischten Fußboden gelatscht ist.“ „Haben Sie die Frau verhaftet?“, fragt der Beamte in der Zentrale. „Noch nicht“, sagt der Polizist. „Der Fußboden ist immer noch nass.“

GreenSkyOverMe, to random German
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Was für faszinierende neue Fehlermeldungen man bei der Aufbereitung alter Laptops kennen lernt

GreenSkyOverMe, to random German
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Gehe endlich die verblieben 6 der etwa 120 gespendeten Laptops von 2016 durch.

Die, die es mangels Ton, Akku oder Geschwindigkeit nicht geschafft haben, für die Onlinesprachkurse verwendet zu werden, oder damals eine Installation hartnäckig verweigert haben.

GreenSkyOverMe, to random German
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Wie sind denn die Plakate bei den Demos so, wird auch safe passage übers Mittelmeer gefordert? Wäre mal gut.

Omega, to random German
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Ich habe so lust wieder aktiv zu zeichnen, also händisch auf Papier aber ich müsste soviel wieder neu lernen, da ich über die Jahre so schlecht geworden bin, das es ziemlich anstrengend wird wieder auf mein altes Skill-Level zu kommen 😞😫

GreenSkyOverMe,
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@Omega Mach!

GreenSkyOverMe, to random German
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Jetzt am Ende des Französisch-Kurses, danach nur noch persönliche Übungen

kaia, (edited ) to random
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where are you going guys??

GreenSkyOverMe,
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@kaia Image description:
4 people dressed up as sharks (not even the faces visible or any skin) walk up a street that is overflowing with water, but still only a centimeter high or so so it’s still walkable

GreenSkyOverMe, to random German
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Was ist grün und sitzt auf dem Klo?

Ein Kacktus.

GreenSkyOverMe, to random German
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Mail der Gewerkschaftsliste:

„Letztes Jahr war am 5. Januar der „Fat Cat Day“ in Deutschland. Das ist der Tag, an welchem die Topmanager (Vorstände) in Deutschland bereits so viel verdient haben wie ein normaler Arbeitnehmer durchschnittlich im ganzen Jahr. Man kann annehmen, dass dieser Tag auch in diesem Jahr um diesen Zeitpunkt liegt.“

MikeDunnAuthor, to berlin
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Today in Labor History January 5, 1919: Karl Liebknecht and Rosa Luxemburg launched the Spartacist Uprising in Berlin. Part of the post-WWI Revolution occurring throughout Germany, the Spartacist uprising was essentially a power struggle between the Spartacists and other Council Communists (left-wing, anti-authoritarian communists) against the Social Democrats. 500,000 workers participated in the General Strike they called for January 7 to replace the moderate Social Democratic government with a communist one. Many of the workers obtained arms. They tried, but failed, to get the support of the Navy, which remained neutral in the conflict. However, the Social Democrats got the anti-Communist Freikorps paramilitary to fight for their side. The Freikorps had weapons and military equipment leftover from WWI and were able to quash the uprising within a week. The Freikorps was comprised of WWI vets, many of whom were suffering from PTSD. Many went on to became Nazis. Up to 200 people died in the fighting, including 17 Freikorps soldiers. The Social Democrats captured, beat and executed Liebknecht and Luxemburg.

GreenSkyOverMe,
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@MikeDunnAuthor

Fun facts:

  • I went to Karl-Liebknecht-School (next to us was Rosa-Luxemburg-School)

  • While one can enter nearly any present and past school on Facebook the name Karl Liebknecht is banned.

GreenSkyOverMe,
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@MikeDunnAuthor They don’t give a reason, but they don’t let you enter that.

GreenSkyOverMe, to random German
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Wir: „Halt die Klappe, Alexa“

Alexa: „Klingt, als wolltest du konstruktives Feedback geben“

GreenSkyOverMe,
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@kkarhan Trägst du ein Handy mit dir rum? Viel gefährlicher als eine Alexa mit ausgeschaltetem Drop-in (Kommunikations-Funktion).

Und wem verbietest du es eigentlich?

GreenSkyOverMe,
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@kkarhan Bei Alexa kannst du den Stecker ziehen, bei vielen Handys nicht mehr (leicht) den Akku entnehmen

GreenSkyOverMe,
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@kkarhan Und nimmst du regelmäßig den Akku raus oder ist er immer drin?

Weil bequem.

schwarwel, to random German
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„Scharfe Sanktionen kommen beim Bürgergeld:
Arbeitsminister Hubertus Heil (SPD) will Beziehern Leistungen streichen, wenn sie zumutbare Arbeit ablehnen“

GreenSkyOverMe,
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@schwarwel Bildbeschreibung:
Armer Mann: DIE WOLLEN MIR BÜRGERGELD-LEISTUNGEN STREICHEN, WENN ICH EIN "PASSENDES JOBANGEBOT"
ABLEHNE.
Reicher Mann: DANN HINTERZIEHEN SIE
DOCH EINFACH STEUERN IN GROSSEM STIL - DA PASSIERT IHNEN GAR NICHTS!

futurebird, to random
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Pica wanted me to post this meme of her "hero" to inspire all of you to take good care of yourself during these cold winter months.

(She's a huge "Team Rocket" fan for some reason... I don't get it. I mean, you'd think a cat from The Bronx would find that terrible NYC accent offensive, but she seems to like it?)

GreenSkyOverMe,
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@futurebird Oh, Team Rocket has an accent in English? Interesting.

BlackAzizAnansi, to random
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Drop one of your family secrets.

GreenSkyOverMe,
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@BlackAzizAnansi My grandpa was in jail because he helped someone get an abortion before they were legalized

GreenSkyOverMe, to random
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