GuyDudeman

GuyDudeman, 5 months ago to random

Power Metal X-Mas!!

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y2rS6JBnjnBBUIPTBy8zK?si=e77fb6892dcd4835

🤘 🦌 🤘

Mrfunkedude, 5 months ago to random

Has there been a Santa meets Godzilla yet?

TarkabarkaHolgy, 5 months ago to instagramreality

I am having a moment of being anxious over how my toots lately have been Off Brand, and I am not putting up enough folklore/storytelling content. And I worry people will unfollow me for not being On Brand.

Then I realize this is probably peak Birbsite conditioning talking... 😬

#anxiety #BirdSite #SocialMedia

GuyDudeman, 5 months ago to random

I'd be happy to be a cowboy who rides an ostrich. Ostriches are badass birds.

#rudolph #misfittoys #christmas #yukon #cornelius #reindeer #santa #cultshelf #cowboy #ostrich

GuyDudeman, 5 months ago to random

Donner is a terrible father.

#rudolph #christmas #reindeer #santa #cultshelf #donner

Mrfunkedude, 5 months ago to random

There’s something about Christmas that always brings out the positive curmudgeon in me.

Now go fuck off you beautiful bastards.

dnc, 5 months ago to random

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GuyDudeman, 5 months ago to random

Can we talk about Santa's hands? Is he supposed to be wearing gloves?

Also, why's he gotta be such a jerk? He's like the Simon Fuller of the North Pole.

#santa #rudolph @Herm

RickiTarr, 5 months ago to random

Just to balance things out, tell me an artist, that as far as you know, seems to be a decent person, as well as a great artist!

GuyDudeman, 5 months ago to random

@CoachMark @RickiTarr @jimbush

Yeah, one of the pivotal moments in my life was realizing that "Don't ever meet your heroes" is a saying for a VERY good reason.

All my heroes growing up turned out to be bastards. Bill Cosby, Mel Gibson, Lance Armstrong, Kevin Spacey, freakin' Jared from Subway.

RickiTarr, 5 months ago to random

It's been a minute since I've done a music question, so here goes:

Who is an artist/band that you're annoyed you like?

GuyDudeman, 5 months ago to CowboyBebop

So, uh... I'm watching #CowboyBebop for the first time. I'm to the eco-terrorists episode. Turns out this is a pretty great show, and the english dub is actually ok.

I can't believe nobody has ever heard of this show. /s

MirrorAyako, 5 months ago to AllStarTrek

Ooh. Sexy Ricardo Montalban!

#AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTOS #SpaceSeed @allstartrek

GuyDudeman, 5 months ago to random

GuyDudeman, 5 months ago to weirdfolks

So this. Is. Happening.

@weirdfolks #chunderroad

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GottaLaff, 5 months ago to random

Biden campaign on #Trump's 'poisoning the blood of our country' remarks:

“Donald Trump channeled his role models as he parroted Adolf Hitler, praised Kim Jong Un, and quoted Vladimir Putin while running for president on a promise to rule as a dictator and threaten American democracy. Trump is not shying away from his plan to lock up millions of people into detention camps and continues to lie about that time when Joe Biden obliterated him by over 7 million votes three years ago."

GuyDudeman, 6 months ago to UFC

“I don’t have a scratch on me”

-The douchebag with blood running down his nose

#colbycovingtonisadisgracetomyname
#iamnotrelatedtothatdouchebag

#ufc #edwards #covington

LRRRonEarth, 6 months ago to random

IF ANY GROUP OF WEIRDOS HAS TO SAVE THE FEDIVERSE FROM THREADS, IT SHOULD BE AN ANIMATED CAST MADE UP OF BEIGE.PARTY MEMBERS.

Alice, 6 months ago to random

I’m not looking to treat Mastodon like WebMD, but there are a lot of smart people on here, so I figured I'd see if I can find anyone who has any idea what's wrong with me.

Back in August, I got a cold. It wasn't COVID, but it was a sore throat, runny nose, and cough.

After about a week, everything was gone except a mild, dry cough (almost like a tickle) that makes me cough several times an hour.

My breathing has also been weaker since the start, but not terrible. I don't have a history of asthma and I really only notice when I intentionally try to inhale and realize my lungs don't appear to have the same strength or capacity they used to have.

After about two months, I went to the doctor to ensure all was well, but she was just like "Sometimes coughs linger. Here's a prescription for allergies and acid reflux in the event it's any of those things."

I don't have a history of either, but I was willing to try anything so I took everything for a month, but the cough never subsided. I also had a chest x-ray which looked normal.

It's now been 4 months with this dumb cough and I feel like a baby for complaining when it's not THAT bad, but still annoying to have had a cough for that long, especially during a time like COVID when everyone is on high alert.

I should note that whatever this is doesn't appear to be contagious because I've been coughing nonstop for four months and my husband never got sick.

Does anyone have any idea what might be causing this and/or what I can try to do to get this cough to subside?