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GuyDudeman

@GuyDudeman@beige.party

Husband, father, communist, and enjoyer of things.

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Alice, to random
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Kev and I were walking down the street and saw a young boy who was playing with a cane that was much too large and Kev said the kid must have been "Vice Versa-ed with his grandpa" and I’m still laughing about it.

GuyDudeman,
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@Alice What a freaky friday.. er, sunday.

Alice, to random
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I only keep my Instagram account active so I can see photos of my friends' hot moms once a year.

GuyDudeman,
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@Alice You jest, but...

GrimmReality, to random
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Stop saying "devices." It's fucking weird.

GuyDudeman,
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@GrimmReality You're just jealous of all of our devices.

purplepadma, to random
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I have the sads.

GuyDudeman,
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@purplepadma I hear you can get rid of them quick on Craigslist. Just put them in the "Free" section.

mentallyalex, to random
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    GuyDudeman,
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    @mentallyalex Link?

    GottaLaff, to earthquake
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    Pro tip:

    Don’t be in the middle of trying on clothes in a dressing room during a 4.7 😵‍💫

    GuyDudeman,
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    @GottaLaff

    Oh you're out here in LA!

    GuyDudeman,
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    @GottaLaff Lucky ducks!

    TidalFlats, to random
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    @keithmorrisnm @edwilk @glasspusher @AlterNewt @Biff52 @GuyDudeman
    I'm sorry, what cooler?
    https://www.morningstar.com/news/business-wire/20240201633898/igloo-and-green-day-drop-dookie-collaboration

    GuyDudeman,
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    @TidalFlats @keithmorrisnm @edwilk @glasspusher @AlterNewt @Biff52

    I knew they sold out, but I didn't realize the SOLD THE FUCK OUT.

    StefanThinks, to random
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    Going to pronounce ‘god’ like ‘gif’.

    GuyDudeman,
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    @StefanThinks

    Jod dammit!

    GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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    UPDATE. I'VE CHANGED THE LINK so you can avoid Threads (thanks @deborahh ❤️

    Via @atrupar

    Wow -- Hawley badgers into apologizing to people in the audience

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUAfRod2xgI

    GuyDudeman,
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    @GottaLaff

    The fact that Hawley harps on the necessity of Zuckerberg "firing" a person (find a single person to blame) for the negative effects of social media just tells me he doesn't understand social media or technology development or human nature.

    Also, Hawley 100% would NOT support suing gun manufacturers and blaming them for the deaths that guns cause.

    Yet when it comes to a social media billionaire who donates disproportionately to the opposing party, Hawley all of a sudden gives a shit about corporate responsibility?

    Personally, when it comes to social media and mental health, I believe that the position Hawley would take on gun control is more appropriately applied to social media than to guns.

    Social media platforms don't kill people. Poor mental health and lack of empathy for others kills people.

    GuyDudeman, to NFL
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    I could not care less about the Super Bowl now.

    @nfl

    GuyDudeman, to cake
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    My wife made this cake for her dad’s birthday. Nailed it.

    @weirdfolks

    GrimmReality, to random
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    Let's try to remember that a third of Americans are genuinely well-meaning people who just happen to differ with politics-as-usual, and their basic human decency shouldn't be impugned just because every last fucking one of them is currently typing "THE TRUE VICTIM OF RAPE IS THE RAPIST, WHO SHOULD BE OUR UNQUESTIONED KING AND OVERLORD" on facebook and twitter.

    GuyDudeman,
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    @GrimmReality

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwyqM8VcHR0

    mentallyalex, to random
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    Tonight, I did something naughty. Something I don't normally do but felt... adventurous. Dangerous. Tonight I felt the shadows of night begin to fall, and a smirk of mischief caught in the light.

    I ordered pizza. I had them add pineapple and I have no regrets!

    :pizzablobcat:

    GuyDudeman,
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    @mentallyalex Pepperoni and pineapple pizza is my favorite.

    mentallyalex, to random
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    I never know what to say that doesn't sound hollow...

    I wish there was an emoji or something that said, "Hey, I genuinely wish things were better for you and it sucks and I don't want you to have to do or say anything just know...like...I see you"

    GuyDudeman,
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    @mentallyalex That’s what the thumbs-up is for, isn’t it?

    GottaLaff, to random
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    President Joe Biden has won the New Hampshire Democratic primary as a write-in candidate.

    🤨👉🏼Dean Phillips is garnering 20.4% in his insurgent campaign against Biden, with thousands of write-in votes uncounted. Read more - Bloomberg

    GuyDudeman,
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    @GottaLaff I thought the DNC could just decide NOT to have a primary?

    GottaLaff, to random
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    I hope some of you watch the new Lewis Black 2023 special, "Tragically, I Need You." We watched on YouTube (with really annoying ad intrusions).

    So damn good.

    GuyDudeman,
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    @GottaLaff

    Oh, I thought he had gone "anti-woke"?

    alchemistmuffin, to NFL
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    Purdy, IN TROUBLE AND GETS STUFFED BY GARY!!!!!!

    #GBvsSF #NFL #Football #Sports #DivisionalWeekend #GoPackGo @nfl #NFLonMastodon

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    GuyDudeman,
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    @alchemistmuffin @nfl I’m cautiously optimistic. #GoPackGo

    Mrfunkedude, to random
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    I don't know what I'm going to do . I've made bread for the week, did the laundry, brushed the cats, what else is there to do?

    Maybe I'll live stream a game later if I don't have a headache.

    GuyDudeman,
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    @Mrfunkedude Do you have, like, a job? It’s Thursday. ;-)

    GuyDudeman,
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    @Mrfunkedude You lucky bastard. :)

    GuyDudeman,
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    @Mrfunkedude But you seem pretty upbeat, so, I’d say you’re dealing with it pretty damn well.

    ernie, to random
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    The subtext is especially important here: Pitchfork has spent literal years fighting against the reputation of indie music being a men’s pursuit. They have championed women, trans artists, and artists of color.

    Putting it under a men’s magazine banner shows it was all for nothing.

    https://variety.com/2024/digital/news/pitchfork-layoffs-folded-into-gq-conde-nast-1235875585/

    GuyDudeman,
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    @ernie I thought unions were supposed to protect members from that?

    edwilk, to conservative
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    Smashing Urchins
    https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/divers-armed-with-hammers-spark-hope-in-efforts-to-save-kelp-forests-it-s-ecologically-sanctioned-mayhem/ar-AA1n4QHz?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=HCTS&cvid=6552ba06ede24b14a0295a9439cfefc7&ei=44

    @TidalFlats @glasspusher @12thRITS @AlterNewt @Biff52 @GuyDudeman @keithmorrisnm

    GuyDudeman,
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    @thepoliticalcat @12thRITS @glasspusher @SRDas @TidalFlats @edwilk @keithmorrisnm @Biff52 @AlterNewt

    emarktaylor, to NFL
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    🏈 @nfl

    Another DPI escape for DET.

    GuyDudeman,
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    @emarktaylor @nfl Yeah they got lucky there.

    edwilk, to music
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZmnkH78c0o
    @TidalFlats @12thRITS @glasspusher @keithmorrisnm @AlterNewt @Biff52 @GuyDudeman @thepoliticalcat

    GuyDudeman,
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    @edwilk @TidalFlats @glasspusher @stevewfolds @12thRITS @keithmorrisnm @AlterNewt @Biff52 @thepoliticalcat

    I love all you guys, but holy crap. I leave for a couple hours and come back to 40+ notifications. I think you can leave me off the group for now. Thanks!

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