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MostlyHarmless

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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

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All you seniors posting about how you survived lead paint, no seatbelts, no helmets etc… I’m very happy for you. Would love to hear sometime from those who didn’t, but for some reason their posts don’t show up on my feed.

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A few years ago I was bitten by a radioactive sloth and now I'm super tired.

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When I was little we didn't have emojis. We had to put smiley face stickers on handwritten letters like a bunch of savages.

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Dear lady in front of me: it’s a speed bump, not a land mine.

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The best person for the job is generally the one who understands it enough to not want it.

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New propulsion system...

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You know your game of Monopoly has escalated when someone asks for the rule sheet.

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Just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row. Guess I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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I am the English teacher about whom your mother warned you.

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"The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five."-Carl Sagan

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Pro tip: when your PC crashes, go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help.

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Adulthood is realizing that $100 is both a lot more and a lot less than you thought it was as a kid.

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They shouldn't have named it a baggage carousel if they didn't want me to ride it.

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