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NIH_LLAMAS

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Paste thief (alleged). My job is just Bitch. Will talk to your dog without looking at you.

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indivisibleteam, to random
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“Florida has been a refuge for abortion access in the South. Not anymore.”
Florida's six-week abortion ban is pushing the South into a health care nightmare. Patients are being forced to navigate a maze of restrictions and roadblocks just to access basic care.
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/05/02/florida-abortion-access-south-00155560

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@indivisibleteam We're gonna need floating clinics like a sci-fi dystopia.

GottaLaff, to legal
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🧵STARTS HERE. 1/…

(Please remember to use NFL …Not For Laffy… in replies)

😂 See my previous post, just before this one, in my TL

Pagliery:

The judge starts out be making an odd clarification about his gag order.

He says that despite the restrictions on what Trump can say outside the courtroom, he can absolutely testify from the witness stand.

Trump lawyer Todd Blanche thanks him.

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@GottaLaff NFL: if anyone doesn't know, Trump claimed a gag order means he can't testify, and his stupid/lying lawyer agrees.

Trump: "I'm not allowed to testify, I'm under a gag order" as his lawyer does a weird nod.

NIH_LLAMAS, to random
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Once again, you can flood Joe's inbox here.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW 🧵 starts HERE. 1/...

Klasfeld:

We're back.

Trump's attorney Susan Necheles hands over "a stack of news articles" by legal commentators like Jonathan Turley, others. She says Trump wants to post them, but she wants to make sure they do not violate the gag order.

"We think that they are perfectly fine."

Prosecutor:

🤔👉🏼"It seems odd that they're asking the court for an advanced ruling" on these sorts of things.

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@GottaLaff NFL: are they digging the crazy rhythm

https://youtu.be/sTq-zR8iMzs?feature=shared

GottaLaff, to legal
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🧵starts HERE.
PLEASE NOTE: I likely can’t reply while live-posting. Adding NFL (Not For Laffy) helps! Thx.

1/…

Via Andrew Weissmann:

Court about to begin. The defense table, from left to right: Blanche, the defendant (ie Trump), Bove, and Necheles (notably farthest from Trump). Gaggle of photographers shoot Trump, inches from his face: he maintains an implacable and dour expression. ADA Josh Steinglass and his team now enter: Steinglass is very much the lead here.

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@GottaLaff NFL: As explained by various lawyers during the FTX case, prosecutors and courts don't actually want jail for defendants in long complex cases (unlike their demands in simpler cases), because it's a big slow pain in the butt for everyone to deal with daily transport to court and meetings with lawyers.

NIH_LLAMAS, to random
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This fantastic building is used for a firehouse and also a media tech educational center.

( @AbandonedAmerica quality non-abandoned material)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downtown_Community_Television_Center

alshafei, to random
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An important thing to clarify on the newly formed Mastodon 501(c)(3) entity: it's not here to make or influence product decisions. It has no legal ability to enforce any such changes. Primary operations will remain led by the Germany-based Mastodon gGmbH, and this won’t change.

The focus of the U.S entity is to provide another vehicle for donations and other forms of support. The Board has no legal "control" beyond this.

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@alshafei It still would have been nice if one of the board members wasn't a blockchain and AI d-bag.

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW THREAD 🧵 STARTS HERE. 1/...

Klasfeld:

Trump is back at the defense table, and we're waiting for the judge to return to the bench.

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@GottaLaff NFL: It's baffling how anyone could watch that show and not see how Trump is stupid, immoral, crude, and subject to manipulation. A big part of the strategy to winning was figuring out how to deal with a stupid loose cannon as the arbiter.

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@GottaLaff NFL: It's a great time to re-watch Giuliani saying all of this stuff on Fox News.

https://youtu.be/YnY_3V5K8bE?feature=shared

GottaLaff, to legal
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🧵starts HERE. 1/…

Via Klasfeld:

Trump entered the courtroom in his usual slow stroll and perturbed disposition.

He let out a slight exhale as he reached the defense table before sitting down.
Present in the gallery again today:

Trump advisor Boris Epshteyn.

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@GottaLaff NFL: So the real dispute is MORE stupid that the misquote.

arstechnica, to random
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HMD’s first self-branded phones are all under $200

HMD will still make Nokia phones but is shipping self-branded phones, too.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/04/hmds-first-self-branded-phones-are-all-under-200/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@arstechnica Meh. More stupid phones with obstructed notification bars and probably lacking proximity sensors.

Teri_Kanefield, to random
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Has anyone seen the preliminary jury instructions in the Trump Manhattan trial?

They were read to the jury today, but I haven't seen them.

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@Teri_Kanefield @GottaLaff @wendinoakland Will it be in the transcript the court says it will post here every day?

https://ww2.nycourts.gov/press/index.shtml

arstechnica, to random
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First real-life Pixel 9 Pro pictures leak, and it has 16GB of RAM

With 16GB of RAM, there's lot of room for Google's AI models to live in memory.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/04/first-real-life-pixel-9-pro-pictures-leak-and-it-has-16gb-of-ram/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@arstechnica

NIH_LLAMAS, to random
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"Yes, sir, we workshopped it for hours and we can't think of a better way to say it."

GottaLaff, to tesla
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NYT- has agreed to recall nearly 4,000 of its Cybertruck pickups to fix an accelerator pedal that can get stuck, raising the risk of crashes, a federal safety agency said on Friday.

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@GottaLaff Look at this junkyard fix (the actual official repair).

https://insideevs.com/news/716812/tesla-cybertruck-rivet-accelerator-fix/

rbreich, to random
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Casual reminder to Ignore the anti-union propaganda from corporate America.

If unions were actually bad for workers, corporations wouldn't need to spend millions of dollars on union-busting.

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@glitzersachen @felyashono @rbreich My employer has never shown up at my house uninvited. People I know don't do that. It's kind of weird. Religious loons and tv service salesmen do that.

GottaLaff, to random
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🤢Oh geez. Sorry for TMI, but Meiselas is reporting this:

Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@GottaLaff @gtconway3 Full comedy will not be reached until one of his farts wakes him up.

GottaLaff, to random
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Posting random while I can. McBrien:

Necheles asking juror abt her attendance at Women's March—which coincided w events discussed in case.

"There was a lot of anger at that march toward Pres Trump": Necheles.

"I blv it was more abt women's solidarity" she says."This is a little embarrassing but I'm not exactly sure what Trump's policies are," but mentions ppl dislike his rhetoric,says some ppl cite Trump when making homophobic or racist comments

Trump watches her as she speaks.

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@GottaLaff Enjoy it while we can. This moment won't seem so special when the 2nd criminal trial starts next year.

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW 🧵STARTS HERE
I CANNOT READ REPLIES. "NFL" (NotForLaffy) appreciated

1/...McBrien:

At 2:35 p.m. we have audio again, but still no video, and we hear Merchan say "Thank you, please be seated."

Merchan welcomes the jurors and starts by apologizing for how chilly it is in the courtroom.

Video is back on, and both sides are seated in the same seats as this morning

Merchan proceeds to read the boilerplate instructions for voir dire. Reminder: 30 mins per side

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@GottaLaff NFL, 6 alternates seems low for a trial with a defendant eager to send a mob after them.

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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#startrek

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@nocontexttrek out-of-work journalists be like...

stux, to random
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“But it’s to haul mega loads all day”

Uhu.. :nkoFacepalm2:

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@stux With the cargo area full, the dirt bags must be up front.

NIH_LLAMAS, to random
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[stares in awe]

https://www.theonion.com/o-j-simpson-allowed-to-remain-living-after-coffin-does-1851403804

GottaLaff, to random
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Pro tip: Never drop an electric toothbrush on your big toe.

You're welcome.

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@GottaLaff That which does not kill me, makes my toes hurt.

idoubtit, to random
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Ewww, all the people lauding OJ on other warped social media sites full of absurd accounts.
Just.. eww.

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@idoubtit You mean the great football player I read about in respectable super-woke news sources?

NIH_LLAMAS, to random
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Trump's nazi media stock is now lower than it was on any day during the 60 days before the merger on March 25.

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