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PatrickoftheG

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Life is a preposterous horror.

Money speaks for money, the devil for his own
Who comes to speak for the skin and the bone?

The law locks up the man or woman
Who steals the goose off the common
But leaves the greater villain loose
Who steals the common from the goose.

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DemocracySpot, to random
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Remembering living in a one-TV household as a kid and Sundays were monopolized by the PGA. That's also when the best movies came on, the classics. I grew to loathe golf. Another anecdote from my culture-deprived childhood. 😂

PatrickoftheG,
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@DemocracySpot Every Sunday was a Sunday spent at gramda's house, and invariably she would watch 1: Motorsports 2: Golf other than whatever the regularly scheduled infomercial crap was. If I was very lucky it would be PBS with Bob Ross, which was great, or a bunch of other things that were not.

And since it was grandma's house, you had to sit there with grandma and not do anything disturbing and not talk and not have any kind of fun at all.

PatrickoftheG, to random
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I am old enough, in a place that was backward enough once upon a time, to not have been issued a birth certificate at all. I had a baptismal certificate issued from a church and that was good enough.

That was how intertwined church and state was around here. It is a level that many Americans aspire to. They should probably ask themselves what happened next. I think they would find a hilarious surprise waiting.

PatrickoftheG, to random
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"Why are you wearing a mask?"

"Lady, I wear it to hide my facial hair. You should too."

Awkward morning.

PatrickoftheG, to random
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I was told that I owe it to my ancestors to make as many children I as I can. I believe my ancestors owed it to me not to pass along such a shitty world.

At least I'm not going to do that, and boy is it going to get shittier fast because I do not have the courage to do what we all know must be done.

AnnaAnthro, to Montreal
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Cars torched, explosions heard in suspected arson in neighbourhood of Ile Bizard

https://globalnews.ca/news/10449178/montreal-ile-bizard-fire-cars-explosion/

PatrickoftheG,
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@AnnaAnthro I wonder if it's not the same people as February. Firebugs are the kind of people who should be kept at the bottom of a pot of boiling water.

https://globalnews.ca/news/10281157/montreal-multiple-arsons-investigation/

PatrickoftheG, to random
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Remember, kiddies, if your government and giant corporations are raking in big dollars right now by supporting international ethnic cleansings, it may be worth your time to consider that they are not above killing you for the money either.

PatrickoftheG, to random
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Seeing the "they didn't burn witches" things going around again, and the adjacents.

Note: They burned anyone who they accused and who confessed. Which is everyone, because all you need to do to make anyone confess to any crime at all is to sleep deprive them for two days.

Note 2: And when you pay someone by the number of witches they find, that technique is an amazing way to skyrocket yourself to exciting new income levels.

PatrickoftheG, to random
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"All of the henchmen were murdered PG-13ly." ~Tom Chick

The loathing these people have for when R movies have their sequels toned down for the more delicate among us.

PatrickoftheG, to random
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A fun thing to think about is when your preferred application folds, who buys their data and gets to use it for what? Just because X company is legit (it probably isn't) doesn't mean the vultures that get to pick its corpse clean are going to be legitimate.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/04/grindr-users-seek-payouts-after-dating-app-shared-hiv-status-with-vendors/

johnefrancis, to fediverse
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You're all really boosty lately. So boosts turned off for a while in my feed. It's always a different experience to see what people are writing themselves. At night, when I want more freah content, I can turn it back on. Great to have control over my feed algorithm.

I've been trying to do the same on my FB feed and it's very difficult.

PatrickoftheG,
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@johnefrancis This is how I treat Boosts as well. If I have them on, my front page moves at speeds I cannot keep up with at all and it's a bit annoying at times (especially how often the boosts are repeated things).

If I have them off, I sit here bored waiting for people to write things.

There's no winning but at least I can toggle.

AlSweigart, to random
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    PatrickoftheG,
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    @AlSweigart Don't most gift cards slowly use value as you fail to use them, like a $1 off every couple of months? Literally free money for the companies.

    onepict, to random
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    Old woman screams at cloud.

    Brandishing an axe.

    You can't tell me an axe isn't feminine.

    PatrickoftheG,
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    @onepict It definitely is in French.

    PatrickoftheG, to random
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    Took a moment for me to realize it wasn't you know who. "Why is he on a sign?" asked my brain before realizing.

    PatrickoftheG, to random
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    Pokey the Penguin > Most Web Comics

    https://www.yellow5.com/pokey/

    You won't change my mind.

    PatrickoftheG,
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    @SabiLewSounds Now that is rough, Sabi, my condolences on the low value of your friends.

    PatrickoftheG,
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    @SabiLewSounds I commend your mother for the soundness of that wisdom, because it's a real good lesson I ought to have learned a long time ago.

    dgar, to random
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    I put yeast in my broth.

    The results are soup rising!

    PatrickoftheG,
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    @dgar A superior joke.

    eniko, to gamedev
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    thanks to @gord for this excellent idea

    kitsune tails is a classic platformer, like SMB3 if mario were a gay foxgirl. more info and wishlist at https://kitsunegames.com/kitsunetails

    a wheel of fortune style minigame. there are 8 prizes, a soul orb, super fox, armor, and boot power up, two copper coin chests, one gold coin chest, and a silver coin chest. all are separated by a single coin prize the wheel spins and lands on a copper coin chest. it moves off the wheel to the center, and a total of 10 coins are tallied up as an award

    PatrickoftheG,
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    @eniko @gord Been looking forward to this forever, Eniko.

    WhippoorwillSong, to random
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    Paywalled but worth a read. He points out that there are lower fertility rates in countries with higher proportions of people living in apartments. People who want to start or expand families tend to prefer multi-bedrooms and yard space.

    I agree that there is an awful shortage of 2+ bedroom rentals. Couples with kids who split up are really pauperized these days due to housing costs. Family choices are being affected in a lot of ways for some people.

    Food for thought.

    https://www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/opinion/article-housing-plans-impact-on-canadas-fertility-rate-would-strain-economy/

    PatrickoftheG,
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    @WhippoorwillSong Want to breed up a new generation in a hurry? Landlord can't increase your rent so long as you have a child under the age of 14 living in your apartment.

    PatrickoftheG, to random
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    I don't know when I decided to stop listening to new music, it was a while ago. The reasoning seems to be that I have a lot of songs that I like already, why waste time sorting through bullshit that I hate for something I may not find?

    That's probably not the way to go through life.

    SirTapTap, to random
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    Augh, I hate how my body handles sleep.

    All night it's sweat sweat sweat changing pillow sides or pillows because they're too sweaty

    Then around 4-5 AM I'm suddenly way too cold and can't sleep because of that. I even have a Bedjet so I can dry sweat and adjust temp over night but it's so weird and inconsistent it's very hard to plan for

    PatrickoftheG,
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    @SirTapTap Waking up soaking wet, dehydrated from thirst, and shivering because of how wet I am? That's my whole God damned summer and I hate it.

    PatrickoftheG,
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    @SirTapTap I truly sorry that a white noise machine isn't something that works out for you. I have a problem with the bones in my left ear, which means I have super sensitivity and can hear my heartbeat all day long. Also I can hear my left eye moving around in its socket. White noise yes the shield that makes me forget all of that when I try to put my head down.

    PatrickoftheG,
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    @SirTapTap instead of the White noise could you do something like listen to a podcast? Or if you crave the silence there are those over the ear headsets that construction workers use? Maybe a solution is with something like that.

    PatrickoftheG, to random
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    I offer prayer without genuine faith anymore, a sad man's wishes for an afterlife of some kind, a Heaven and a God. All I have is hope that some part might be true.

    More like a wish than hope.

    I don't think it is real.

    I ask for signs, portents and even direct revelation. I listen so carefully, begging for the little inner voice to be true. It having been so wrong so often that it can only be my thoughts reflected back at me. Or lies.

    True sometimes though.

    Is this faith? This is madness.

    JeremyMallin, to random
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    I hate when I feel like watching an episode of TNG but I can't decide which one. So, I end up stuck in my head so long that I don't end up watching any.

    PatrickoftheG,
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    @JeremyMallin @Cassandra Deflector dish calibration vectors. Surely.

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