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SenseException

@SenseException@phpc.social

Still being human even after over 20 years of coding. Speaker, advicer & complexity tamer. PHP, .NET, JS, Go, HR and more. Part of the Doctrine team.

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Bediko, to random
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Schönen guten Tag, wann immer euch irgendein Christian oder sonstiger Arbeitgeberlobbyist erzählt dass sich arbeit wieder lohnen muss: https://de.statista.com/statistik/daten/studie/76945/umfrage/ueberstunden-der-arbeitnehmer-in-deutschland-seit-2000/
Arbeitgeber kriegen 775 millionen Überstunden im Jahr geschenkt. Das ist euer Geld. Fordert das ein. Organisiert euch in Gewerkschaften und/oder gründet Betriebsräte damit das aufhört.

SenseException,
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@Bediko Oder "Überstunden sind mit dem Gehalt abgegolten" einfach mal rechtlich ungültig machen.

SenseException,
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@Bediko Und ähnliche Formulierungen wie z.B. "ab X Überstunden in der Woche gibt es das bezahlt"?

SenseException, to Symfony German
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That bag and I went through a lot (of groceries).

carnage4life, to random
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A recurring form of culture shock to me is that Europe’s economy is stagnating relative to US & China and its leaders’ primary efforts in tech initiatives isn’t to spur local innovation but to increasingly penalize successful US & Chinese companies.

Don’t they care about GDP?

The US is aggressively trying to increase its local tech capabilities with initiatives like the CHIPS Act while the EU is just restriction after restriction from GDPR to DSA to DMA. All well intentioned but no growth plan

SenseException,
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@carnage4life I don't know if I understand how these numbers came together. How much did a lower minimum wage influence these numbers? Or more paid leave days in a year? "Evil" unions and their fight for better work conditions? Enforced higher quality of products and services?

mikey179, to random German

Guten Morgen vom Elephant Mountain. 🥵 Bergsteigen über Treppen bei 34℃. Aber für die Aussicht durchaus lohnenswert. Und da haben wir auch was die Japaner besser können: da wäre alle paar 100 Meter ein Getränkeautomat.

Durch Pflanzen hindurch ist der Taipei 101 Tower zu sehen
Nett hier Aber waren Sie schon mal bei den First Responders? THE HELPING HÀND @firstresponderweingarten fr-wgt.de
Aussichtsterasse mit Elefanten-Logo und dem Taipei 101 im Hintergrund

SenseException,
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@mikey179 Das System kenne ich nur von Aufnahmen aus den Nachrichten. Cool.

SenseException, to random German
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Taking time to make Ubuntu package updates on my speaker laptop. This lightweight device was a good investment. #lenovo

mikey179, to random German

Guten Morgen aus Tamsui, einem Vorort (oder so ähnlich) von Taipei, der sich per Metro und Tram erreichen lässt. Wobei die Tram in den ersten zwei Drittel der Strecke eigentlich auch nur eine Hochbahn auf Stelzen ist.

Blick über den Tamsui zum anderen Ufer
Einfahrender Metro-Zug in der Station National Taiwan University Hospital
In der Tram-Endstation Tamsui Fisherman‘s Wharf stehen zwei Straßenbahnen

SenseException,
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@mikey179 Brathähnchen Chips aus Frankreich waren bisher auch immer lecker. 😋

foone, to random
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the world needs more recreational programming.
like, was this the most optimal or elegant way to code this?

no, but it was the most fun to write.

SenseException,
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@foone The 503 wasn't a mistake. Just a happy accident.

NeoNacho, to random

guy who doesn't do anything is surprised that other people's jobs actually involve doing things

SenseException,
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@NeoNacho I wonder if this is a case of "draw conclusions from oneself about others".

Crell, to random
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WTF Happened in 1971?

https://wtfhappenedin1971.com/

SenseException,
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@Crell No one knows what happened and no one knows what to do.

That's what metrics are.

SenseException, to random German
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I'm working in home office for 4 years now. The benefits for me were bigger than the disadvantages.

You can read all about it here:

Oh wait, I haven't finished my new website yet. Not even close. 😅

mikey179, to random German

早上好，来自台湾！Mit 1.000 km/h in die Republik China. In kurzer Folge durch den Quarantänecheck, Immigration Check, Baggage Claim, Simkartenerwerb und nach weniger als 1 Stunde nach Landung geht es durch Tunnel und über Brücken mit der MRT in die Hauptstadt.

Terminal 1 des Taoyuan Airport
Hochgeständerte Brücke, die gerade befahren wird

SenseException,
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@mikey179 Das Bild sagt auch aus, dass sich das Bier verspätet.

SenseException,
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@mikey179 Dann ist es nicht autentisch.

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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Lesson for potential and current speakers — my talk today didn’t go over as well as I wanted. The audience had different expectations and feedback was helpful. This happens to every speaker at one time or another.

SenseException,
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@rskuipers @sebastian @grmpyprogrammer Thanks, I was asking this question myself.

Crell, to random
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AMEN!

Via @michelle

SenseException,
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@Crell @michelle But mostly won't. Free of charge software, yay.

Crell, to random
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The government is good at making standards standard.

Until you defund that department, and then it all went to hell.

Via @auroraeosrose

SenseException,
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@Crell @auroraeosrose Sounds like a talk I'd like to see.

Crell, to random
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"I learned by opening things up and seeing how they work." - @ramsey

SenseException,
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@Crell @ramsey One noble way of learning.

SenseException, to random German
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Writing scripts with a lot of output and highlighting "success" messages with a red background color is troll level 26.

SenseException, to random German
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"We always did it that way" also fits to vaccines. Now we have people doubting something that helped to save lifes in the past.

Sometimes we were always doing it that way because it provably is the right thing to do. Now people would even question seatbelts in cars (again) or washing hands (again).

Software development is no exception.

Crell, to random
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Oh fuck no. Logitech, don't give me this bullshit. Get AI out of my mouse!

https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/17/24132468/logitech-ai-prompt-builder-button

SenseException,
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@Crell Cheap devices become more and more attractive.

Schrank, to php German
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You are used to #PHP and want to #debug in #ruby?
Do this:

puts object.inspect
raise "Stop the program here"

https://winkelwagen.de/2024/04/23/ruby-as-a-php-developer/

SenseException,
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@Schrank If I remember correctly I used in a loop. 🤔
One of my last encounter with Ruby was around 2013, 2014.
I also did some XML stuff one or two years ago after that, creating translation files.

justin, to tv
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:
Fallout (2024-)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I’ve never seen an adaptation be so perfectly executed. The tone, the set dressing, the story… every detail is exactly what you’d expect in the Fallout universe. Even the sense of dark humor and insanity is pitch perfect. Jonathan Nolan and Lisa Joy are brilliant and this show was fantastic. Here’s to more!

SenseException,
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@justin A friend of mine disliked it because she wasn't able to understand the Fallout world. Does the show require some game knowledge? When I explained some infos from the games, she said she understands the show a bit more now.

SenseException, to php German
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talks 10 years ago: "Use value objects instead of arrays."

PHP talks nowadays: "Use value objects instead of arrays."

SenseException,
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"Use value objects instead of arrays" in 2024.
Onward, bringing this message to the next decade.
https://phpc.social/@ian/112328282730050276

SenseException,
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@dusoft As far as I can remember objects became faster and faster over the last decade with newer php versions. I'm sure you'll find a history of such tests in Google.

The benefits of VOs are about structure, api, maintenance and/or archtecture.

annika, to random
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PHP tip: you can write 0 (zero) as 0_0 for added emotion.

if ($balance == 0_0) {  
 panic();  
}
SenseException,
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@annika Now I see why this feature was introduced.

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