crocs enthusiast, girl mom, cat lady #ADHD #TeamOrca
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Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @cpoliticditto oh man... did you see the dirty debutante speech? 😬
@cpoliticditto oh man... did you see the dirty debutante speech? 😬
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago to random I'll half-ass like whatever sport I want for 3 weeks outta the year. Mind ya business... anywho go Illinois! 🏀
I'll half-ass like whatever sport I want for 3 weeks outta the year. Mind ya business... anywho go Illinois! 🏀
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago to random I don't really have any UofH gear but this works, right? #GoCoogs
I don't really have any UofH gear but this works, right? #GoCoogs
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @the_etrain eff off... I'm changing my shoes 😅
@the_etrain eff off... I'm changing my shoes 😅
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @the_etrain Lol! My corporate sponsor would be so disappointed in me
@the_etrain Lol! My corporate sponsor would be so disappointed in me
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @mentallyalex I feel your pain. All my corrective clodhoppers as a kid were from there. 🤣 @the_etrain
@mentallyalex I feel your pain. All my corrective clodhoppers as a kid were from there. 🤣
@the_etrain
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @mentallyalex sorry you had to go thru that 🫶 @the_etrain
@mentallyalex sorry you had to go thru that 🫶
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago to random Kentucky! Get your shit together
Kentucky! Get your shit together
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago to random Is life always this hard? I must be doing it wrong. When does the madness stop? I could really use a reprieve.
Is life always this hard? I must be doing it wrong.
When does the madness stop? I could really use a reprieve.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @Saltssaltgirl 🤍 thanks
@Saltssaltgirl 🤍 thanks
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago to random Down for the count and licking my *wounds *popsicles
Down for the count and licking my *wounds
*popsicles
the_etrain, 2 months ago to random I don't like when iPhone people "like" my text messages. Knock that shit off. We ain't microblogging here.
I don't like when iPhone people "like" my text messages. Knock that shit off. We ain't microblogging here.
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago @the_etrain omg, same! Everyone in my family group text does it constantly. So annoying 🙄
@the_etrain omg, same! Everyone in my family group text does it constantly. So annoying 🙄
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago to random Only people with money have the luxury of being referred to as eccentric, which explains why I'm just bizarre.
Only people with money have the luxury of being referred to as eccentric, which explains why I'm just bizarre.
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago to random Take it easy baby, make it last all night. She was an insomniac girl!!
Take it easy baby, make it last all night. She was an insomniac girl!!
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago to random Initially read the news as Eric Cartman. Feeling much better now. #ripericcarmen
Initially read the news as Eric Cartman. Feeling much better now. #ripericcarmen
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago @morecowbell lol. We're cool af. 😎
@morecowbell lol. We're cool af. 😎
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago to random Some might call it a failure to commit, but I prefer to think of it as successfully recognizing red flags.
Some might call it a failure to commit, but I prefer to think of it as successfully recognizing red flags.
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago to random Happy International Bad Bitches Day to all who celebrate. https://songwhip.com/dream-wife/fuu
Happy International Bad Bitches Day to all who celebrate. https://songwhip.com/dream-wife/fuu
Lana, 2 months ago to random Let's make a list of awesome women to follow for #internationalwomensday . Leave your suggestions and I'll add them here. I'll start things off with @lisa @Stoned_Deva_ @GottaLaff @Alice @RickiTarr @rooster
Let's make a list of awesome women to follow for #internationalwomensday .
Leave your suggestions and I'll add them here.
I'll start things off with
@lisa @Stoned_Deva_ @GottaLaff @Alice @RickiTarr @rooster
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago @Lana thanks so much! 🥰 I'd like to add a few more awesome women. @Skepticat @LikeItOrLumpIt @mooseandriosmom @amandacsb2 @ocsweetest @YadyO @Kierkegaanks @Saltssaltgirl @Waitnwallflower @noondlyt @Hey_Beth @Aikiwomannc @talia_christine
@Lana thanks so much! 🥰
I'd like to add a few more awesome women. @Skepticat @LikeItOrLumpIt @mooseandriosmom @amandacsb2 @ocsweetest @YadyO @Kierkegaanks @Saltssaltgirl @Waitnwallflower @noondlyt @Hey_Beth @Aikiwomannc @talia_christine
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago to random The Giving Tree is my favorite book about how with age, you realize just how idiotic your life choices have been.
The Giving Tree is my favorite book about how with age, you realize just how idiotic your life choices have been.
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago to random Discovered in nature Thick patch of moss of the forest floor
Discovered in nature
Thick patch of moss of the forest floor
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago to random Mood... where's my lip GLOSS?! https://open.spotify.com/track/7eFp6keZKpYu6xlNj1NZ3d?si=pJCy6FrCRqO0Pdq4O45-Mg
Mood... where's my lip GLOSS?! https://open.spotify.com/track/7eFp6keZKpYu6xlNj1NZ3d?si=pJCy6FrCRqO0Pdq4O45-Mg
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago to random Me: I should probably get to bed at a decent hour. Also me: Watches "Outlander" in bed til 2am again
Me: I should probably get to bed at a decent hour.
Also me: Watches "Outlander" in bed til 2am again
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago to random A white elephant gift exchange, but everyone's required to bring a t-shirt with an image of their crying face on it. Office x-mas party this year gonna be lit.
A white elephant gift exchange, but everyone's required to bring a t-shirt with an image of their crying face on it.
Office x-mas party this year gonna be lit.
the_etrain, 2 months ago to random So, I've come up with many many movie mash-ups. A sane person would say a truly unhealthy amount. So, we'll do several rounds of voting, then pit the finalists against each other in the ultimate round.
So, I've come up with many many movie mash-ups. A sane person would say a truly unhealthy amount. So, we'll do several rounds of voting, then pit the finalists against each other in the ultimate round.
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago @the_etrain "Dude, Where's My Shrunken Kids?" (coming up with new comments is hard, lol)
@the_etrain "Dude, Where's My Shrunken Kids?"
(coming up with new comments is hard, lol)
