crocs enthusiast, girl mom, cat lady #ADHD #TeamOrca
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Saltssaltgirl, 1 month ago to random Student: Are you mad that I came in with an ankle monitor? Me: Mad? No. Sad...yes, but happy too. S: Why sad? M: Because you didn't make the best choices and that earned you some new ankle weights. S: You right. Why happy? M:Because you're alive and can make better choices next time. I'd rather go to your hearing, than your funeral. S: (Silent) (hugs me and goes back to class)
Student: Are you mad that I came in with an ankle monitor?
Me: Mad? No. Sad...yes, but happy too.
S: Why sad?
M: Because you didn't make the best choices and that earned you some new ankle weights.
S: You right. Why happy?
M:Because you're alive and can make better choices next time. I'd rather go to your hearing, than your funeral.
S: (Silent) (hugs me and goes back to class)
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @Saltssaltgirl 🥹
@Saltssaltgirl 🥹
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago to random Legs for days
Legs for days
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @DemocracySpot Hi Eddie 😘
@DemocracySpot Hi Eddie 😘
msquebanh, 1 month ago to random #FuckTheUSA #USATerroristNation #RacistUSA #USAViolenceAddiction #USAFundsGenocide https://youtu.be/2BBgOlfSLQI?si=hKsT945NSUyFpD2f
#FuckTheUSA #USATerroristNation #RacistUSA #USAViolenceAddiction #USAFundsGenocide
https://youtu.be/2BBgOlfSLQI?si=hKsT945NSUyFpD2f
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @msquebanh this song takes me straight back to dancing Flygirls! 💃💪
@msquebanh this song takes me straight back to dancing Flygirls! 💃💪
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @msquebanh I remember this one 😅
@msquebanh I remember this one 😅
BlackAzizAnansi, 1 month ago to random What is your position on homies over hoes?
What is your position on homies over hoes?
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @BlackAzizAnansi what constitutes a "hoe"... some fucked up terminology first of all.
@BlackAzizAnansi what constitutes a "hoe"... some fucked up terminology first of all.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago to random Oh, you're polyamorous. Lol, I can barely stand people that only like me.
Oh, you're polyamorous. Lol, I can barely stand people that only like me.
cpoliticditto, 1 month ago to random deleted_by_author
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Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @cpoliticditto love this for her! 🌈🤍🐶🏆💎 She'll be chasing this high forever. Trust me, I know. 🦄
@cpoliticditto love this for her! 🌈🤍🐶🏆💎
She'll be chasing this high forever. Trust me, I know. 🦄
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago to random Mom got a good shot. This was in Murphy, just northeast of Dallas.
Mom got a good shot. This was in Murphy, just northeast of Dallas.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago to random Tell me again why we can't have Kamala!
Tell me again why we can't have Kamala!
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago to random Just realized my soon-to-be 25yo brother is reaching that questionable "do I even like my family" phase. Grow tf up! No one likes their family.
Just realized my soon-to-be 25yo brother is reaching that questionable "do I even like my family" phase. Grow tf up! No one likes their family.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago to random Raise your hand if you've ever bought, used, or even have a mental picture of a dental dam.
Raise your hand if you've ever bought, used, or even have a mental picture of a dental dam.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago to random Bass in your face, not an eight track https://songwhip.com/public-enemy/cant-truss-it
Bass in your face, not an eight track https://songwhip.com/public-enemy/cant-truss-it
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago to random It's that special time of night when I realize that I forgot to eat dinner.
It's that special time of night when I realize that I forgot to eat dinner.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @msquebanh will do 🫡😘
@msquebanh will do 🫡😘
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago to random Buying plants is a gateway drug.
Buying plants is a gateway drug.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago to random What's the point in having a tire pressure light if it doesn't alert you when your tire is already flat? JFC! Thankfully, some dude flagged me down in the parking lot before I got out on the road.
What's the point in having a tire pressure light if it doesn't alert you when your tire is already flat? JFC!
Thankfully, some dude flagged me down in the parking lot before I got out on the road.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago to random Siestas... oh, Mexicans are so lazy. No, it was just a different way of life... before capitalism took hold. Before barbed-wire, etc...
Siestas... oh, Mexicans are so lazy. No, it was just a different way of life... before capitalism took hold. Before barbed-wire, etc...
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @ainmosni so, you're German? Aren't y'all more racist towards the Turks or Moroccans? Spaniards are your neighbors, like it or not.
@ainmosni so, you're German? Aren't y'all more racist towards the Turks or Moroccans? Spaniards are your neighbors, like it or not.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago to random Don't post for a while and gain a couple of followers, but once I do lose like eight. Sensing a trend here, lol
Don't post for a while and gain a couple of followers, but once I do lose like eight. Sensing a trend here, lol
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago Seriously though, I get that I'm a fucking mess. Y'all do you. ✌️
Seriously though, I get that I'm a fucking mess. Y'all do you. ✌️
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @DemocracySpot love you Eddie! Don't make me bring back my "Computer Blue" Lisa 🤘🎸
@DemocracySpot love you Eddie! Don't make me bring back my "Computer Blue" Lisa 🤘🎸
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @DemocracySpot 🤣💀
@DemocracySpot 🤣💀
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @DemocracySpot this is good 🔥
@DemocracySpot this is good 🔥
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @cpoliticditto awww, thanks. Sucks LSU lost, though. I just loved how she started the interview on Saturday off with "is anyone here a grandma?" 🔥😅
@cpoliticditto awww, thanks. Sucks LSU lost, though. I just loved how she started the interview on Saturday off with "is anyone here a grandma?" 🔥😅
