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Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago to random I don't know who needs to hear this but when you dis Dre, you dis yourself
I don't know who needs to hear this but when you dis Dre, you dis yourself
the_etrain, 2 months ago to random Got fired for dropping beets at the borscht factory.
Got fired for dropping beets at the borscht factory.
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago @the_etrain yeah I stole your beet, but that's cuz you dropped it. 🎵
@the_etrain yeah I stole your beet, but that's cuz you dropped it. 🎵
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago to random The 7 Habits of Highly High People #1: Shitpost without remorse
The 7 Habits of Highly High People
#1: Shitpost without remorse
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago to random Urban dictionary implies the existence of a rural dictionary.
Urban dictionary implies the existence of a rural dictionary.
DemocracySpot, 3 months ago to movies 🎬 At the turn of the century in San Francisco, I watched P.T. Anderson's MAGNOLIA in a theater, then bought another ticket and saw it again. I haven't screened the movie in in 25 years and am excited to see it tonight. ✂️ 2:36 HD trailer plays in the post. #Movies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYTqhmzROko
🎬 At the turn of the century in San Francisco, I watched P.T. Anderson's MAGNOLIA in a theater, then bought another ticket and saw it again. I haven't screened the movie in in 25 years and am excited to see it tonight.
✂️ 2:36 HD trailer plays in the post.
#Movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYTqhmzROko
Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago @DemocracySpot loved this film and the soundtrack so much 🤍
@DemocracySpot loved this film and the soundtrack so much 🤍
Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago to random The CDC recommends you guard your grill, knuckle up.
The CDC recommends you guard your grill, knuckle up.
the_etrain, 3 months ago to random I stopped lying about the size of my penis after Subway got sued for coming up a couple of inches short on their footlongs.
I stopped lying about the size of my penis after Subway got sued for coming up a couple of inches short on their footlongs.
Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago @the_etrain did they sue for puny-tive damages?
@the_etrain did they sue for puny-tive damages?
the_etrain, 3 months ago to random Due to my recent illness, I'm canceling the 24 hour livestream of me doing the Cupid Shuffle.
Due to my recent illness, I'm canceling the 24 hour livestream of me doing the Cupid Shuffle.
Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago @the_etrain oh no... I rearranged my schedule just to watch. Jk, hope you're feeling better.
@the_etrain oh no... I rearranged my schedule just to watch. Jk, hope you're feeling better.
Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago to random You say I'm not the romantic type like I didn't write this poem for you on a tiny piece of candy.
You say I'm not the romantic type like I didn't write this poem for you on a tiny piece of candy.
Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago to random Omg, I love how it's a tribute to the dirty south! 😎
Omg, I love how it's a tribute to the dirty south! 😎
Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago @the_etrain hells yeah 🙌
@the_etrain hells yeah 🙌
Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago @mentallyalex This is how I want to be woken up every morning! @the_etrain
@mentallyalex This is how I want to be woken up every morning!
@the_etrain
RickiTarr, 3 months ago to random Share your cute adorable face, or don't, just be a lurker! This my face in the sun, and my poofy hair and my eyes looking at you
Share your cute adorable face, or don't, just be a lurker!
This my face in the sun, and my poofy hair and my eyes looking at you
Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago @RickiTarr how about cute, adorable shoes? This is from my stay-cation last week.
@RickiTarr how about cute, adorable shoes? This is from my stay-cation last week.
Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago to random Build something together? Pssh... in this economy!
Build something together? Pssh... in this economy!
enoch, 3 months ago to random Happy Wednesday everyone! Here’s a pic i got yesterday that I liked bc of the trees shadow 🤩 i hope you all have a great day ☀️🙌❤️
Happy Wednesday everyone! Here’s a pic i got yesterday that I liked bc of the trees shadow 🤩 i hope you all have a great day ☀️🙌❤️
Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago @enoch beautiful 😍
@enoch beautiful 😍
stefan, 3 months ago to random I think I confused Toby Keith and Garth Brooks.
I think I confused Toby Keith and Garth Brooks.
Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago @stefan lol! Dude, they're night and day.
@stefan lol! Dude, they're night and day.
Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago to random Wtf couldn't Elon have some kind of morbid hobby like climbing K2?
Wtf couldn't Elon have some kind of morbid hobby like climbing K2?
Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago to random RIP Carl
RIP Carl
Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago to random I was not prepared to revisit this masterpiece... Fried Green Tomatoes served hot at the Whistle Stop Cafe 😭
I was not prepared to revisit this masterpiece... Fried Green Tomatoes
served hot at the Whistle Stop Cafe 😭
Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago to random Sorry for suggesting we talk on the phone instead of just exchanging "good morning" and "how was your day" texts. It will happen again.
Sorry for suggesting we talk on the phone instead of just exchanging "good morning" and "how was your day" texts.
It will happen again.
Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago @RickiTarr yes! 😅 As a GenX dom, I only date Millenials!
@RickiTarr yes! 😅 As a GenX dom, I only date Millenials!
Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago to random me: imagine knowing what you want outta life and then getting it parking garage attendant: please pull forward
me: imagine knowing what you want outta life and then getting it
parking garage attendant: please pull forward
Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago to random Oh, it's ok to not be ok? Then I'm the okayest.
Oh, it's ok to not be ok? Then I'm the okayest.
Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago @mentallyalex as are you, Alex 🫶
@mentallyalex as are you, Alex 🫶
Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago to random Friday vibes
Friday vibes
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago This still checks out.
This still checks out.
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago @LikeItOrLumpIt t-minus 6 hours and counting 😅
@LikeItOrLumpIt t-minus 6 hours and counting 😅
