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TheJen

@TheJen@beige.party

Alt account is https://mastodon.social/@JenWojcik
On Fedi since 2018

Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks.

New Mexican. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in college.

She/her. Always they/them

Breeds weed and grows shrooms in the Rio Grande Valley in #NewMexico.
headed back to school for a degree in genetics. Trying not to die in my sleep #CPAP #SleepApnea

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The right wing assholes just now figuring out that punk isn't for them is a whole mood. Lmao

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Welp. 20 days until first criminal trial for the smelly one begins.

He's peddling BIBLES.

Seriously, why are the Coen Brothers writing this reality?

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Fuckers won't give me an rsv shot because I'm not 60.

WHO MAKES UP THESE STUPID FUCKING RULES?

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Gotta love it. Watching a whole bunch of GenXers out here quietly doing what we always do: Adapt.

There is a non insignificant number of us building big NAS media storage systems and collecting physical media to store on it for our perpetual and uninterrupted use.

No corporation can unalive your library because it lives where they can't touch it.

Worried about losing everything because it's all digital?

Get yourself a GenX friend.

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It is so fucking insidious how Facebook in particular has tricked business owners into thinking a Facebook page or Instagram is a proper substitution for an actual website. There is a crochet designer I love, but she is ONLY on Meta products, which means I CANNOT SEE YOU BECAUSE I DO NOT GO THERE.

Fucking leaving money on the damned table because you refuse to make an actual site.

Bad business, that.

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The people who say Russia would stop if Ukraine surrenders are unserious people who wouldn't know a history book if it hit them.

Stop listening to such people.

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WELP. Guess we know why she would whore out to space Karen.


<https://pubeurope.com/@europesays/111677504618085181>  
europesays@pubeurope.com - <https://www.europesays.com/979532/> Grimes Says She Is “Proud Of White Culture,” Complains About Being Called A Nazi #Entertainment #UnitedStates
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I have got to figure out a better way to grow these shrooms. No matter what I do, I cannot keep the damned cobweb mold OUT.

Ugh. Fuck.

I am a fucking expert weed grower, but goddamn fungi confounds me. Lol.

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I cried at the Voyager news today. I also know why.

Because for every techbro out there, there's a talented engineer quietly working to make things actually better.

That gives me hope.

Hope is in short supply these days.

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Ok kids! Story time!

The tale of how I was almost eaten by a bear while wearing a nightgown.

My buddy Chef called me one day and told me that a woman he had worked with in the hotel industry had purchased an old plantation hotel near Waynesville North Carolina and she was needing good people to come run it. She tapped Chef, and he tapped me as I had experience general managing historic hotels.

Long story short, I took the job, packed my trailer and hit the road.

So that's the scene. Western North Carolina very close to the Tennessee border near Asheville.

I rented a house midway between Asheville and Waynesville. It was in the big middle of a bunch of farms, so it was fairly isolated, and DARK.

I also still smoked cigarettes at the time, and that plays an important part in the story.

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Dear all the people who keep yelling at us more reasonable white folks to "come get your maga family."

BITCH, WE TRIED.

THEY ARE INSANE.

SO WE DON'T TALK TO THEM ANYMORE.

https://plus.thebulwark.com/p/maga-isolationist-own-words-ukraine-truth-social?r=1emko&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

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Comment on post...

"Sorry to be a reply guy BUT..."

BLOCKED.

Your self-awareness of your shitty behavior does not absolve you of your shitty behavior.

FOH.

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The major problem with climate change is that all the people in Florida will have to move.

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Aloe is super happy now. It had way overgrown its pot. Got room to stretch out. :)

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Question: Is there a Mastodon app, official or otherwise that lets you switch between accounts without logging in /out.

Kinda like the old tweetdeck?

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Once more, huge shout out thank you to @GottaLaff for aggregating and live posting the various reporting on the trump trial.

It saves me so much time having to flip between reporting.

It's so nice.

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Looking at the NMSU courses for the genetics degree and getting more and more excited. Organic chemistry. Physics for life science. SQUUUEEEE

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No point in Google search anymore. It's all just spyware now. No practical use beyond that.

Kill it.

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Watching man in the Iron mask again. I had forgotten that this really isn't a terribly good film.

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Yep. Gonna spend the next several months just observing the town. I'll attend the council meetings, do a lot of reading, figure out the revenues, budgets, etc.

Also research the people in power here. What makes them tick.

Then I'll start asking questions. Educated, pointed questions.

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Every time I watch Man in the High Castle, I am even more impressed with Rufus Sewell's performance.

The microexpressions when he has a crisis of conscience...just incredible.

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I was in girl scouts just long enough to get a pair of those awesome green knee socks. That's all I wanted. The socks.

Come cookie time, I had gotten in trouble for who knows what, and my punishment was that I had to quit girl scouts.

Little did he know I was only in it for the socks.

Me: 1
Dad: 0

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Fucking FedEx just delivered my husband's laptop he had sent in for repairs to some completely different place.

Christ on a cracker, everything sucks now. Everything.

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Hi all! This is now my main account. I cannot find any info on whether or not this instance plans to federate with Facebook, so I'll camp here until I find out. (IT DOES NOT! WOOT!)

I'll keep the .Social account as well. For now.

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If you fucking Debbie downer a post where I express feelings of hope, you are an example of the worst type of human and I won't tolerate you in my space.

GTFO and go be miserable elsewhere.

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