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andrewfeeney

@andrewfeeney@phpc.social

Software developer in Sydney, Australia.

Works with PHP, Javascript, Typescript, Laravel, Vue, AngularJS, Inertia, Livewire, Vapor

Enjoys TDD, CI, Algorithmic Art, Mathematics, Languages, Music Creation, Coffee

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Chrishallbeck, to random
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Are we sure geese aren’t just some sort of mech suit for snakes?

andrewfeeney,
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@Chrishallbeck I think it works the other way around.

18+ virtulis, to random
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A guy submits his manuscript to a publisher. The publisher skims over it for a few minutes and says:

The plot certainly has some potential, however your words are rather crude and repetitive. Perhaps you should read more of the classics, see if something inspires you.

The guy is dumbfounded:

I think you misunderstood. I am a writer, not a reader!

(it me, I'm that guy)

andrewfeeney,
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@virtulis A real … er page turner!

foone, to random
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Apparently DoorDash has started filling in missing item descriptions by generating them with AI.

I'm sure this'll not cause ANY problems

andrewfeeney,
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@DoodlestheGreat @pseudonym @foone You might be interested in my new app Rabbon™️ - Whatever you need, wherever you need, whenever you need it, delivered by rabid gibbons.

andrewfeeney, to HashtagGames
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Horse With Propane


janl, to random
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curt, a universal shell networking client with one word error messages.

andrewfeeney,
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@janl Error 400: BAD

andrewfeeney,
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@janl Error 404: WHERE?

andrewfeeney,
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@janl Error 500: US

andrewfeeney,
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@janl Error 429: CHILL

andrewfeeney,
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@janl Error 503: LUNCH

andrewfeeney,
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@janl Status 200: K

andrewfeeney,
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@janl Error 401: WHO?

andrewfeeney, to random
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The worst part about getting into disagreements with @codebyjeff at work is that I can't come here and subtoot about it afterwards.

andrewfeeney,
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@codebyjeff I assume they assumed.

andrewfeeney,
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@codebyjeff Agreed.

BlackAzizAnansi, to random
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What tech issue radicalized you?

andrewfeeney,
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@BlackAzizAnansi Having to replace my perfectly good MacBook Pro because it's no longer compatible with the latest MacOS.

andrewfeeney, to random
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I'm curious if anyone has actually brought to market a genuinely useful and profitable product with LLMs yet?

BigBoppa, to HashtagGames
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Putting:
A) ketchup
B) mayonnaise
C) grape jelly
or
D) tuna
on your hot dog.



andrewfeeney,
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@BigBoppa I would probably try one with the lot to be honest.

cmconseils, to random French
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The first 3 letters of 'Sweden' and 'Denmark' spell out 'Sweden.'

The remaining letters spell out 'Denmark.'

andrewfeeney,
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@cmconseils

Another way of saying this is that the name Denmark starts with the first half of the name Sweden. It would be true of any two words for which that is true. Some examples off the top of my head:

Germany and Danger
Medicine and Harmed
Secretary and Parsec

ElleGray, to random
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this morning I was out-poetried by a sidewalk that had thoughts on pain, impermanence, resilience and beauty

andrewfeeney,
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@Oddly @ElleGray Yeah that's where my mind went too!

andrewfeeney, to random
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Sam Altman watched the matrix and thought it was a cautionary tale about how too much regulation in the AI industry could lead to rogue actors gaining an advantage.

From: @davidaugust
https://www.threads.net/@davidaugust/post/C7RQg8XOCrb

gerrymcgovern, to random
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‘Climate capitalism’ can help scale green solutions, new book says

"Some people say that the title of your book is an oxymoron — that, in a sense, capitalism is the root cause of the rapid growth of industrialization."

https://mitsloan.mit.edu/ideas-made-to-matter/climate-capitalism-can-help-scale-green-solutions-new-book-says

andrewfeeney,
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@stooovie @gerrymcgovern Haven’t even begun to begin stopping the problem from getting worse at an increasing rate.

MissingThePt, to random
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Did you know? People now have enough microplastics that when they pass you can just put them in the recycling bin.

andrewfeeney,
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@MissingThePt Instructions unclear, have been arrested for attempting to recycle someone walking by

andrewfeeney,
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@MissingThePt Also this is a myth … plastic is actually very difficult to recycle. Please place people in the appropriate receptacle.

nuncamind, to random
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Variable naming is my passion

andrewfeeney,
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@nuncamind NUM_CHUNK skills

Quinnypig, to random
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WHO DID THIS

andrewfeeney,
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@raven667 @Quinnypig I’ve never not noticed it. Someone designed that and thought, “yep, that’s some good work.”

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