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bloody_albatross

@bloody_albatross@chaos.social

Software Engineer, Austria

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jacqueline, (edited ) to random
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best animal to use in an interface to indicate 'fast'

bloody_albatross,
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@jacqueline OT: Almost all of these have emojis! 🐌🐇🦥🐆🦌<- deer instead of gazelle.

bloody_albatross, to ai
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So they try to use machine learning to directly generate movies? Meanwhile as I understand it there are still really tedious tasks in VFX that really could use better automation. Are there any efforts to use AI for better green screen software? Handling motion blur, translucent materials and reflections? Automatically fixing green spill? Wouldn't that be an obvious thing to develop that would be bought like warm bread rolls? (I'm just a curious outsider to that, wondering.)

bloody_albatross, to random German
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Improvisierte Ortstafel von Stein: https://www.laumat.at/medienbericht,st-marien-improvisierte-ersatz-ortstafel-stein-sorgt-ueber-gemeindegrenzen-hinaus-fuer-schmunzeln,34716.html 😆

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bloody_albatross,
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@nocontexttrek

A scene from the Nanny where she eats Wasabi for the first time. She falls from the chair and her nasal passages are clean afterwards for a few seconds, with her voice not being as nasal for once.

scy, (edited ) to random German
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83% der Bilder auf chaos.social haben ne Bildbeschreibung. Damit sind wir Platz 2 im Fedi weltweit¹. Ich find das großartig, auch wenn immer noch Luft nach oben ist.

Zum Vergleich, journa.host hat magere 24%. Sagt viel über das Selbstverständnis von Journalist*innen aus, würd ich sagen. Echt schade.

https://mastodon.social/@AltTextHealthCheck/112124893990120999

¹ unter den 1000 größten Instanzen, nach Anzahl User*innen

bloody_albatross,
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@scy Zählen Videos auch dazu? Manchmal schreib ich keine Video -Beschreibung über die Funktion sondern einfach im Toot Text.

bloody_albatross, to random
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Typical debug experience again:
Why did this suddenly stop working?
->
How did this ever work before?

bloody_albatross, to MountainBiking German
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Biked 31 km today in total. The three cats weren't there (strange, they're always there), but there was a black cat later along the path, so I gave them some of the cat snacks.

Cat standing on the path, looking at me.
Cat sniffing the camera.
Black cat putting her paw in my knee and getting pets.

mattgrayyes, to random
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Yesterday I got an Instagram story ad for a backpack on temu. So I clicked temu’s account to get to the block button.

They’re now repaying me with constant ads for backpacks. This was all the ads I got in just 10m of scrolling reels.

Six vertical video ads for backpacks.

bloody_albatross,
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@ordnung @mattgrayyes @mausmalone Did you try to watch it via a different mastodon instance? Every now and then I have media coming from different mastodon instances not working (haven't investigated why, maybe not CSP). But it's the other way around for me in those cases: watching via chaos.social.

bloody_albatross, to programming
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I'd love to write programs in a statically typed language for a living. Is there a home office opening like that in ?

jacqueline, to random
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cmake sucks so much dude. clown build system.

bloody_albatross,
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@jacqueline And per default it doesn't have an uninstall target! You can go and manually find all the crap it installed and delete it.

mattgrayyes, to random
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CEO?
No, I’m the CED:
Chief Executive Dysfunction.

bloody_albatross,
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@mattgrayyes Critical Error Officer
Chief Executive Outage

theastropath, to random

No time like New Year's Eve to start watching the Lord of The Rings Extended Editions again

bloody_albatross,
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@theastropath Did they redo the CGI in 4K? Or was that part only upscaled? Same with other post processing?

ordnung, to random
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⚠️ There will be a scheduled maintenance downtime for chaos.social starting at 17:30 CET. It is scheduled for 2 hours.

bloody_albatross,
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@ordnung Arbeiten am Christtag! Frohe Weihnachten! 😄🎄

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    bloody_albatross,
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    @isotopp @meeresleuchten Muss man noch so weit rausrücken, dass es nie im Editorfenster sichtbar ist.

    bloody_albatross,
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    @isotopp Ja, aber wie formatiert man mehrzeilige Bedingungen? Bedingung so weit eingerückt wie der Loop-Body? Mehr? ) { dann in eigener Zeile oder nicht? Und wie teilt man Ausdrücke ab? && und , am Ende oder Anfang von Zeilen? etc.

    bloody_albatross, to random German
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    Gibt's irgendwelche interessanten remote Programmier-Jobs in Wien/Niederösterreich? Nix mit blockchain, AI, Buchhaltung, oder web.

    bloody_albatross, to Cats German
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    video/mp4

    bloody_albatross, to random
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    Let me briefly interject

    bloody_albatross, to austria German
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    Two very common Austrian greetings are Scott and Dough.

    bloody_albatross, to random German
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    If you dance without rhythm you won't attract the wyrm.

    mhoye, (edited ) to random
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    A slide from a presentation I just finished.

    bloody_albatross,
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    @bigiain @michelin @jcutting @mhoye I prefer Web √-1, because it is whatever I imagine it to be.

    ordnung, to random
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    There was another crash of the streaming API, this time we could pin it down to a problem with the redis that run out of memory doing a bg-save. We hope we have fixed the problem now.

    bloody_albatross,
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    @ordnung So eine Mastodon Instanz zu pflegen klingt nach sehr viel Arbeit!

    mcc, to random
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    I have just found, on Amazon, a USB peripheral which is a gearshift for a manual transmission car

    Challenge: What is the funniest way you could utilize this peripheral in software

    https://www.amazon.ca/Thrustmaster-Shifter-8-Gear-Compatible-Playstation/dp/B0C2JCX1TD

    bloody_albatross,
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    @mcc Scene switching in OBS.
    Or playback speed of web videos.

    bloody_albatross, to Cats German
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    Still summer temperatures here on my Austrian balcony.

    She's showing her belly
    Different angle

    bloody_albatross,
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    @nuncio It should be fall. Austria 🇦🇹, not Australia 🇦🇺. 😄

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