@hungry_joe@mas.to
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

hungry_joe

@hungry_joe@mas.to

Be the strange you want to see in the world.

Sex, tech, and sextech. I'm Stu Nugent. Remember me? That guy who says stupid shit about sex toys literally all the time?

https://linktr.ee/stunugent

He/him

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

hungry_joe, to random
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

booking a valentine's day restaurant for me and my prostate massager

hungry_joe, to random
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

in a restaurant, there's a posh young british guy on a date on the next table, just heard him say "when i was backpacking in nicaragua..." but he pronounced it nee-hoo-rah-wah, should i step in, should i save her

hungry_joe, to random
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

the scroll wheel should be called the clickoris

hungry_joe, to random
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

accidentally put ;) instead of :) in a work email, feels like I just sexually propositioned a colleague, expecting an email from HR any second

hungry_joe, to random
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

2 Fast 2 Car: Tracy-o Drift

hungry_joe, to random
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

if you can teach your parrot to say "I consent" you are technically allowed to fuck it

i will not be reading replies to this post

hungry_joe,
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

@ratkins No, which one?

hungry_joe,
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

@ratkins oh my GOD hahahahahah! He and I talk sometimes, can't believe this passed me by.

hungry_joe, to random
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

casual sex implies the existence of ceremonial sex

hungry_joe, to random
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

I wear a top hat while I'm masturbating so if anyone walks in i still look rad as hell

hungry_joe, to random
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

choosing a valentines day card for my fleshlight

hungry_joe, to random
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

doctor: are you sexually active

me: do blowjobs count

doctor: yes

me: then no i am not

hungry_joe, to random
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

for 50 bucks i will go on your ex's instagram photos with their new partner and comment things like "glad you decided to settle for someone a bit more realistic"

hungry_joe, to random
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

me: sometimes i dress my dick up like marilyn monroe and make it sing happy birthday to me

priest: jesus christ, ok, again, very weird but probably not a sin

hungry_joe, to random
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

sorry i asked you to like and subscribe after we had sex

hungry_joe, to random
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

[police interview]

me: on the day in question i was doing sex

cop: how did you get in here, you're not a suspect

me: i just wanted it on the record, bye

hungry_joe, to random
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

picking out a tree for national orgasm day

hungry_joe, to random
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

oral sex is when you just talk about doin' it

hungry_joe, to random
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

ok hear me out: Scrooters

it's exactly the same as Hooters but instead of boobs it's guys with huge balls.

it took me twenty minutes to write this post.

hungry_joe, to random
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

i haven't got the stamina for a sex tape, maybe a sex tik tok

hungry_joe, to random
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

the closer I get to 40 the more tempting the lifestyle of a metal detectorist becomes: to people older than me, is this a normal phase?

hungry_joe,
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

@thefathippy @the_etrain That is reassuring in a sense.

hungry_joe, to random
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

Roses are dead,
Violets are dead,
Everything's dead,
BRAINS

hungry_joe, to random
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

what idiot called it lord of the rings and not mordor she wrote

hungry_joe, to random
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

We didn't even get out of January before we collectively trauma dumped so hard on Elmo that Sesame Street had to tweet mental health resources

hungry_joe,
@hungry_joe@mas.to avatar

@thisismissem over on The Other Place, Elmo asked how everyone was doing and it turns out, thousands of people aren't doing so well. As a result, Sesame Street put all of its character accounts into service. It's really very wholesome.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • Leos
  • everett
  • magazineikmin
  • thenastyranch
  • Youngstown
  • GTA5RPClips
  • vwfavf
  • slotface
  • osvaldo12
  • ngwrru68w68
  • rosin
  • kavyap
  • Durango
  • PowerRangers
  • provamag3
  • DreamBathrooms
  • InstantRegret
  • khanakhh
  • cisconetworking
  • cubers
  • mdbf
  • tacticalgear
  • ethstaker
  • modclub
  • anitta
  • tester
  • normalnudes
  • megavids
  • All magazines
    •