hungry_joe

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

Game recognise game, Im jealous of this ad

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

God grant me the drip to yeet the things I can’t even, the rizz to vibe with the things I can, and the ick to know the difference

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

mr bean's first name has been a closely guarded secret for 30 years but today i can exclusively reveal that his real name is kidney

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

guy inventing boomerang

i hate this dumb stick

throws it away

OH MY FUCKING GOD

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

reverse psychology is when you give your therapist depression

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

friend: how'd the date go
me: she ghosted me
friend: she didn't show up?
me: no she turned up in a bedsheet with eyeholes cut out and now she won't stop haunting me
date, from another room: ooooOOOOOoooooo

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

i like my coffee like i like my men

pours coffee in bin

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

hey baby, i'm no good at flirting, but do you wanna take a walk down the

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

i'm joining the war on drugs (on the side of the drugs)

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

yeah i have a PHD

p: pretty
h: huge
d: depressive disorder

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

it's about fucking time they told us whether or not it's maybelline

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

sorry i asked you to do the monster mash, i thought it was a sex thing

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

"Miyazaki absolutely eviscerating an AI art demonstration" is my new standard for measuring how badly my presentation went

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hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

Still single?

Have you tried lowering your standards a little? My girlfriend is a sack full of angry badgers with a mop for a head, we're doing great

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

batman: one moment boy wonder, i need to use the bathroom

robin: the fuck is a hroom?

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

[using a Ouija board]

board: h.. a... v... e...

me: oh my god

board: y... o...u...

me: OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

board: ...tried LinkedIn Premium?

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

first day as radiologist

me, whispering to doctor: hey this guys got a fuckin skeleton inside him

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

They should have called it Mission: Possible cos they always seem to do it

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

flight attendant: IS THERE AN ENGINEER ON BOARD

engineer: i'm an engineer

flight attendant: haha nerrrrrrd

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

FACT: if someone matches with you on a dating app before 9am, they were pooping when they did it

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

I want a pet crocodile and he will be called noam chompsky and he will love me

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

I looked this place up, it's in Virginia.

Lickinghole, Goochland, Virginia.

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

as kinky people, it is our civil and political right to lie to colleagues about what we did at the weekend.

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

booking a valentine's day restaurant for me and my prostate massager