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hungry_joe

@hungry_joe@mas.to

Be the strange you want to see in the world.

Sex, tech, and sextech. I'm Stu Nugent. Remember me? That guy who says stupid shit about sex toys literally all the time?

https://linktr.ee/stunugent

He/him

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this is the worst funeral i've ever been to, can't believe i bleached my asshole for this

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interviewer: can you explain these holes in your resume?

me: yeah i ate some of it

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1st tattoo: this melting hourglass is a reflection on how i am a but passenger caught in the stream of life doomed to run out of time

50th tattoo: this slice of pizza is because i like pizza

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sorry i yelled WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, I AM while we were having sex

video/mp4

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@reay @the_etrain I'd never seen it before today and now i'm obsessed with it, it has completely entered my everyday vocabulary

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@reay @the_etrain I AM in the market, and this is much appreciated!

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me: i need a motorbike

yamaha: we can do that

me: great. now i just need to find a piano

yamaha: ur not gonna believe this

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This is a gorgeous colour grade even if I say so myself

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found my bedroom on google maps

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𝒶𝓈𝓀 𝓃𝑜𝓉
𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓌𝒽𝑜𝓂
𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝒶𝓃𝑔 𝒷𝒶𝓃𝑔𝓈,
𝒾𝓉 𝒷𝒶𝓃𝑔𝓈
𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝑒

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god inventing the parrot:

what if a gay duck could scream human words

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bob marley: i shot the sheriff

detective: i didnt ask you about the sheriff

bob marley: shit

detective: i asked you about the deputy

bob marley: i did not shoot the deputy

detective: ok but now tell me more about this sheriff

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my gf's got legs for days (flippers for nights)

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FACT: in germany the car repair shop is called the autocorrect

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maybe i've been too cynical about this technology

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pretty inspirational that one of the greatest athletes of our time is a 5 foot 7 dude called Lionel, we can all achieve our dreams

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this police artist is gonna be so pissed when he realises im making him do a self-portrait

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spelling bee

judge: your word is 'bananas'

gwen stefani: LET'S FUCKIN GOOOO

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spirals of descent.

Fotografiska, Berlin.

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Told my mum I had to be evacuated because there was a bomb in my garden and she said "the bomb looks like a guinea pig" and I was like, "mum that's not the poin... OH MY GOD IT DOES"

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my back
-not alright

backstreet's back
-alright

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hey baby, i got you a one-way ticket to

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Game recognise game, Im jealous of this ad

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@thisismissem Ah that's great,, thank you! Where's that? I might go grab a photo myself

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@thisismissem Wicked, I appreciate it.

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@thisismissem I'd love that! Hit me up next week and we'll organise it.

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