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#MarkSmith #MarkAndrewSmith
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Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; #UK #Opinionated; #ChiefEngineer; #ExAlcoholic #GTTO
90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours.

I live in #Plymouth, UK.
I have lived in #NewTripoli, #USA, #Torpoint UK and #Halesowen, UK.

I think #ReligonPoisonsEverything, #BrexitDestroyedTheUK & I want to #RejoinEU.

I love #comedy, #tech, #engineering, and #gadgets.

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A old colleague told me that my "salt and pepper" beard makes me look distinguished.
I told him that I'd take that as a condiment...

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Arizona’s attorney general says Rudy has been served an indictment in the state’s fake elector case alongside 17 other defendants for his role in an attempt to overturn ’s loss to Joe Biden in the 2020 election.

Giuliani’s political adviser, Ted Goodman, confirmed Giuliani was served Friday night after his 80th birthday celebration as he was walking to the car.
https://apnews.com/article/86f4938ff4570a833dd4d1c44705460f

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@GottaLaff

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What the heck was observed static electricity called or thought of before the general discovery of electricity? 🤔

juglugs,
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@gedeonm

It was "god" like everything else that humans didn't understand...🙄

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Well, the incredibly nice and sunny weather mixed with downpours this week has made the lawn go mad...
I had a flock of wildebeest move in on Thursday.

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He pulled away without a single scratch to the window...

juglugs,
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@johnefrancis

Would it be self-healing glass if it didn't heal itself?

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My biggest regret is that I rocked down to Electric Avenue, but then I never took it higher.

It still haunts me.

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I added an egg to my croque monsieur to make it a croque madam and now JK Rowling is outside my house, screaming...

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£844 - UK's state pension
£1,412 - Norway's state pension
£1,564 - France's state pension
£1,651 - Denmark's state pension
£1,893 - Iceland's state pension
£2,148 - Switzerland's state pension
£2,698 - Belgium's state pension
£2,709 - Spain's state pension
£5,201 - Luxembourg's state pension
Brexit Britain's world-beating state pension 🤷‍♂️

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As a rule of thumb - When your windscreen wipers are on, you should MANUALLY turn on your headlights. The automatic running lights will not do.

In the rain, the amount of people I see (or nearly NOT see) without their lights on is incredible. And it's usually the grey or black cars which are camouflaged against the sky/road.

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*Rule of thumb - Came from the fact that from your thumb's knuckle to the tip is ~1 inch, so you can use it for rough measurements. The rule of thumb!

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@apgarcia

Yeah, that's almost definitely not it - it doesn't fit with its usage. A rough measurement using your thumb as about an inch works.

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@peturdainn

But is that the main headlights or just the running lights?
Most vehicles do the running light automatically, but they are not suitable for driving in rain.

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Give it 3-7 seconds and it will make sense.

Scroll back and on and your brain will mess with you again.

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In case it needs repeating, I shall do so:

I can guarantee you, on my children's lives, that I will ABSOLUTELY NOT be voting for Hunter Biden in the General Election.

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Hello, I am a new startup!

I’m funded by venture capital and free to use.

Please come and make me valuable by using me. Make my numbers go up!

Once you do, I’ll have everything I need and I can do whatever I want with the time and effort you’ve put into making me successful.

Not happy? Fuck you, I don’t need you anymore (network effects FTW, amirite?)… I’m laughing all the way to the bank.

Goodbye!

…

Hello, I am a new startup…

When are we going to learn to say “no” at the start?

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@aral

I read that thinking YOU were a startup... 🤣

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My wife is going in for spinal fusion and cyst removal early tomorrow morning.
ngl - I'm really nervous...

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Global politics hasn't lurched to the right. The bigots and fascists of the far right always been there, it's just that Trump and his client Tory party in the UK have enabled them. We've stopped naming and shaming them because Trump and Boris validated them. Since WWII they had been suppressed by common decency - now they are lauded by the leaders. Our politicians have failed us.

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