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GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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TO REPEAT,

GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS!!!!!!!!

juglugs,
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@GottaLaff You are our hero!!!

itsfoss, to linux
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juglugs,
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256, to random
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The Way Things Work (1994)
Personal Computer

juglugs,
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@256

Left handed. Must've been watching pron...

GottaLaff, to legal
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#TrumpTrial 🧵starts HERE. #Trump #legal

Plz remember to use NFL (Not For Laffy, no hashtag) so I can ignore those replies while live-posting. TY!

1/...Tyler McBrien:

Trey Gowdy again...

Per Trump's campaign, this is today's Greek chrous: Don Trump, Jr., Matt Whitaker, Pam Bondi, Sen. Eric Schmitt, Rep. Daniel Webster, Rep. Dan Meuser, Rep. Ronny Jackson, Rep. Troy Nehls, Rep. Dale Strong, Rep. Maria Salazar, Sebastian Gorka, Chuck Zito, Joe Piscopo, Bill White

juglugs,
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@GottaLaff

NFL

He hardly ever works!
Perhaps if he took some time off golf and laying in bed watching Fox, he could "rest"??

GottaLaff, to random
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Arizona’s attorney general says Rudy has been served an indictment in the state’s fake elector case alongside 17 other defendants for his role in an attempt to overturn ’s loss to Joe Biden in the 2020 election.

Giuliani’s political adviser, Ted Goodman, confirmed Giuliani was served Friday night after his 80th birthday celebration as he was walking to the car.
https://apnews.com/article/86f4938ff4570a833dd4d1c44705460f

juglugs,
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gedeonm, to random
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What the heck was observed static electricity called or thought of before the general discovery of electricity? 🤔

juglugs,
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@gedeonm

It was "god" like everything else that humans didn't understand...🙄

juglugs, to random
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He pulled away without a single scratch to the window...

juglugs,
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@johnefrancis

Would it be self-healing glass if it didn't heal itself?

juglugs, to random
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As a rule of thumb - When your windscreen wipers are on, you should MANUALLY turn on your headlights. The automatic running lights will not do.

In the rain, the amount of people I see (or nearly NOT see) without their lights on is incredible. And it's usually the grey or black cars which are camouflaged against the sky/road.

juglugs,
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*Rule of thumb - Came from the fact that from your thumb's knuckle to the tip is ~1 inch, so you can use it for rough measurements. The rule of thumb!

juglugs,
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@apgarcia

Yeah, that's almost definitely not it - it doesn't fit with its usage. A rough measurement using your thumb as about an inch works.

juglugs,
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@peturdainn

But is that the main headlights or just the running lights?
Most vehicles do the running light automatically, but they are not suitable for driving in rain.

aral, to random
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Hello, I am a new startup!

I’m funded by venture capital and free to use.

Please come and make me valuable by using me. Make my numbers go up!

Once you do, I’ll have everything I need and I can do whatever I want with the time and effort you’ve put into making me successful.

Not happy? Fuck you, I don’t need you anymore (network effects FTW, amirite?)… I’m laughing all the way to the bank.

Goodbye!

Hello, I am a new startup…


When are we going to learn to say “no” at the start?

juglugs,
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@aral

I read that thinking YOU were a startup... 🤣

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW THREAD 🧵 #TrumpTrial #Trump #legal 1/...

Inner City Press (aka Press):

Justice Merchan: I've signed the order to show cause. Now, the texts?
Prosecutor: We are introducing them as business records. It was part of the regular business of AMI. These are discussions between co-conspirator Dylan Howard and Ms. Rodriguez

Klasfeld:

Trump is back in the courtroom, appearing to sharply exhale when he reached the defense table before sitting down.

juglugs,
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@GottaLaff

2028?

juglugs, to random
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This needs to start enforcement of the law. The amount of people I see using phone (especially typing!) is shocking.

BBC News - AI cameras 'look' into vehicles and record drivers on their phone - BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cll46y3r4edo

juglugs,
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@glitzersachen

When a group of schoolchildren are mown down and killed by someone texting whilst driving?
The UK has the most cameras per capita on Earth. You have a smartphone. The privacy ship has sailed, my friend.
I'm totally fine with a camera looking into my car. No different than a police officer.

GottaLaff, to random
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Apparently the Frontier cyberattackers don’t want me live posting today

juglugs,
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@GottaLaff It was Barron Trump! He's a smart kid. Very smart. Knows everything about Cyber. Many people say he's the best Cyber kid in the history of America!
Covfefe!

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