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#MarkSmith #MarkAndrewSmith
#juglugs

Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; #UK #Opinionated; #ChiefEngineer; #ExAlcoholic #GTTO
90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours.

I live in #Plymouth, UK.
I have lived in #NewTripoli, #USA, #Torpoint UK and #Halesowen, UK.

I think #ReligonPoisonsEverything, #BrexitDestroyedTheUK & I want to #RejoinEU.

I love #comedy, #tech, #engineering, and #gadgets.

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Tumbleweeds

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Kind of jealous of how a horse can strap a meal to its face.

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OMG!

I just learned a dentist up the street from us got arrested for dealing drugs. Just goes to show you how wrong you can be about your neighbours, I’ve been going to this guy for well over a decade!

I never knew he was a dentist.

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Turns out “covfefe” is a compound meaning “convicted for 34 felonies”

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👏👏

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Yes, Republicans might start a civil war if Trump goes to prison. But they might also start a civil war if there's ever a Black James Bond.

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Jury braver than 98% of elected Republicans.

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I hate it when you ask someone a boolean question and they return a string

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💥🔥

TO REPEAT,

GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS!!!!!!!!

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@GottaLaff You are our hero!!!

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The Way Things Work (1994)
Personal Computer

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@256

Left handed. Must've been watching pron...

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I assume that the BIG-baby, TINY-handed, MICRO-dicked Don still wants criminals to have their heads banged against cop car door frames when they are pushed in?? 🤔

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Raise your hand if you’re not a felon. 👋

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ARM users, this one's for you!

https://news.itsfoss.com/warp-terminal-linux-arm/

#arm #linux

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@itsfoss Use my invite: https://app.warp.dev/referral/LZNVLN

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Hey everyone,

Last week I recommended Warp to you as an alternate terminal for #Linux
I use it on #Ubuntu 24.04 and I flippin' love it.

Get yours here: https://app.warp.dev/referral/LZNVLN

(And get me a nice theme for accepting the invitation 😍)

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FUN FACT: Even if the jury is hung, the defendant isn't.

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The three things I enjoy the most are eating my family and not using commas

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