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Teri_Kanefield, (edited ) to random
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Hi, Fedipeeps: I have my weekend blog post ready:

https://terikanefield.com/the-ninth-amendment-and-law-and-politics-of-reproductive-rights/

This time it's fun with Constitutional Law.

As a few people pointed out, this is the reason some of you get error messages:
https://news.itsfoss.com/mastodon-link-problem/

kkeller,
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@Teri_Kanefield clearly JJ doesn't want to take a test!

Teri_Kanefield, (edited ) to random
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Okay, I wrote the blog post I said I'd write: A more thoughtful explanation of why I refused to answer a few questions this week.

It's here: https://terikanefield.com/beware-the-lawyers/

This blog post could have been called “Why you don’t need a lawyer to answer your questions about legal issues in the news.”

Mostly it’s about former TV pundit Peter Arenella’s piece that I posted earlier.

If you get the error message, this is why:
https://news.itsfoss.com/mastodon-link-problem/

Just wait a minute and try again.

kkeller,
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@Teri_Kanefield not directly related to your topic, but I have been sort of following the Manhattan case. and I still feel like they have a looooooong way to go to prove a felony. And if they are planning on wrapping up in a week or so, I don't see how they will make it.

Of course I am not on the jury (and not a lawyer!) so I could be way off base!

lauren, to random
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I'm not a cartoonist, but if I were, I'd draw one of a bunch of far left folks being marched into Trump Concentration Camp in chains, with one remarking to the other, "At least I didn't vote for Biden!"

kkeller,
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@lauren what do far left folks in California do? I am probably pretty far left, but I am too afraid of the extremely unlikely scenario of many of us not voting Democrat and Trump somehow winning CA. The odds are probably worse than 3720 to 1, but that 1 still scares me!

Alice, to random
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My pee is so clear that I’m pretty sure I just beat the final boss in Scientology.

kkeller,
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@Alice there are always more levels

lauren, to random
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At all future candidate debates, the first question should be, "Have you ever shot a puppy?"

kkeller,
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@lauren he sure doesn't care about the dog or the goat

Alice, to random
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I’m celebrating Memorial Day by practicing my mnemonic devices.

kkeller,
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@Alice that's my attorney general!

SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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kkeller,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat typical they'd see this issue in black and white

lauren, to random
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Probably Coming Soon: Trump tells rally crowd "Biden pushing solar energy has made the sun go crazy, and I'm going to throw both him and the sun in prison!"

kkeller,
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@lauren gonna build a wall and make the sun pay for it!

Teri_Kanefield, to random
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I am getting questions across a few soical media sites about the ongoing trials.

I gave some quick answers about the problems with this.

Maybe, for my next blog post, I should offer a more thoughtful and thorough answer about what a lawyer can actually say that is valuable as a trial progresses.

It will probably appeal to my geekiest readers and annoy everyone else.

Maybe I should call it: "Beware the Lawyers." (Like "beware the Ides of March" but worse.)

kkeller,
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@Teri_Kanefield this would be awesome! (yes, I am a geek)

MissingThePt, to random
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Can we all agree that the worst thing to encounter in the woods is a man riding a bear.

kkeller,
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@MissingThePt not Noem riding a goat?

lauren, to TikTok
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The TikTok Ban, Joe Biden, and SATAN!

The ban -- which will likely face years of litigation and may be ultimately turned down by U.S. courts (as it should be) on first amendment and other grounds, reminds me of another dark episode of bipartisan madness decades ago.

Back in the 1980s in particular, "satanic cult" scares spread across the country, the media, and politicians of both parties. Innumerable lives were ruined as innocent people were imprisoned for long periods based on much the same nonsense as during the Salem Witch Trials of the 17th century. The lack of actual evidence in both cases didn't stop the panic.

While the TikTok ban shouldn't force innocent people into prison or result in them being burned at the stake, many lives that are dependent on income related to TikTok would be negatively affected, and a popular communications medium for a vast number of Americans would be cut off -- while the lack of actual evidence to support such drastic actions is glaring.

There is also much hypocrisy in play. Even as President Biden signed the ban, his campaign apparently plans to continue using TikTok! Not a good look Joe. Not good at all. That's the kind of thing we expect from Trump. You're better than that. -L

kkeller,
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@jonahstein @lauren US residents who are TikTok users also have First Amendment rights.

If the issue were "national security", Congress could ban TikTok on federal devices and networks.

If the issue were "misinformation campaigns", Congress could pass bills regulating misinformation on all platforms.

Thus, the issue seems to be "Congress doesn't like TikTok". That isn't sufficient to cut off US residents from it.

lauren, (edited ) to random
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***** The Meeting *****

It was an unprecedented meeting. SPECTRE, THRUSH, KAOS, Soylent, Tyrell, Omni, and at least a hundred more -- the list of organizations and firms in attendance seemed nearly endless.

There was but one topic on the agenda. A proposal by their newest member -- Microsoft -- to embed a super power spy system into every Windows users' PC.

"We call it Windows Recall. We enable it by default, and every five seconds it takes a screenshot of what the user is doing, and keeps it for months or years!"

"Won't people use that to copy movies?"

"Oh no, that we'll block!"

"Very wise."

The discussions went on for hours, reviewing the many ways that such a system could be used for evil by various authorities, governments, politicians, ransomware criminals, and many more.

The time came for the vote.

To the shock of Microsoft's representative, their plan was voted down unanimously.

"But why?" he protested. "We thought you of all people would embrace this system!"

In unison they shook their heads.

"Sorry, Satya. You're just too evil for us."

kkeller,
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@lauren "zis is KAOS, we don't do AI AI AI AI hier!"

dalfen, to random
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If you change an apple into an orange, it’s way beyond a “rebrand”

(just sayin)

kkeller,
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@dalfen he turned an orange into a rotted orange, and wants to call that an apple!

dalfen, to random
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Okay, so that is at least the second threat the judge has made to jail Trump. Will they follow through?

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/live-blog/trump-hush-money-trial-day-12-live-updates-rcna150792

kkeller,
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@dalfen I wonder if it's like disciplining a child. First warning was verbal, next was written, then dad will follow through. (I sure hope so!)

lauren, (edited ) to random
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Vote for one:

kkeller,
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@lauren easy! Vader eventually reformed.

lauren, to random
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When a carefully thought out post on an important issue barely sees any activity, but a basically frivolous post trends.

kkeller,
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@jens @lauren much of human interaction in a nutshell?

MissingThePt, to random
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You’re lost in the woods, would you rather meet a man or a boeing?

kkeller,
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@MissingThePt does a Boeing shit in the woods?

lauren, to random
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If it was really that easy to toss presidential candidates off the ballot, you'd see Red states tossing out Democratic candidates and Blue states tossing out Republican candidates, en masse. U.S. Supreme Court is never going to let things go down that road.

kkeller,
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@Joe_Hill @nilsskirnir @lauren a GOP Congress will never impeach Thomas, and the Senate wouldn't reach 2/3 to convict. Thomas isn't going anywhere.

SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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kkeller,
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@robz @SmudgeTheInsultCat web search "rfk worm"

ernie, to random
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Stop everything you're doing right now and share your home screen.

Is it chaos or elegance?

I'll start:

kkeller,
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@ernie

elfin, to random
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Light Weights.

LA Field Trip Disrupted After Students Get High on Edibles - Boing Boing
https://boingboing.net/2024/05/16/eight-high-school-students-hospitalized-after-cannabis-edibles-on-la-field-trip.html

kkeller,
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@elfin dude, where's my tar?

nixCraft, to random
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The best coding language, without a doubt, is _______.

kkeller,
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@nixCraft definitely blank!

lauren, to Youtube
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There are MANY videos on explaining the so-called "Monty Hall" paradox, some diving deeply into fairly complicated probability math.

The paradox is traced back to the very long-running "Let's Make a Deal" game show, hosted for many, many years by Monty Hall.

The paradox involves the prospect of staying with your choice of one of three doors that might contain the grand prize, or switching to another of the three doors once you're shown that one of the doors you didn't choose doesn't contain the prize.

While most people assume that staying with their current pick is a reasonable choice, the math says that you should actually (for best results in the long run) switch to the other available door. It's really quite a non-intuitive probability puzzle.

The irony is that Monty when asked about the paradox consistently insisted that the show never actually offered contestants the choice to switch doors, and that the paradox was actually based on a "what if" postulation not the actual procedure on the show!

kkeller,
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@lauren when my kid was younger I told him the Monty Hall problem, with the car and two goats.

He says, "but what if I want a goat?"

kkeller,
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@lauren @jmorris of course it's on Wikipedia (so it must be true!).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let's_Make_a_Deal

"Though usually considered joke prizes, traders legally win the zonks.[21] However, after the taping of the show, any trader who had been zonked is offered a consolation prize (currently $100) instead of having to take home the actual zonk."

ernie, to random
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I don't get Threads.

I don't get why it's popular.

I don't know why it exists.

kkeller,
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@ernie we know why it exists: FB wanted to take Twit users who wanted to leave but were too confused by Mastodon.

I don't think they've succeeded, but Musk could always do something to make Twit even worse.

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