I hesitate to share this for fear of generating a mini #ddos on their site, but i had no idea the #fediverse generated so much traffic due to its inherent nature. Sounds like issue is on the roadmap to getting fixed, but good that folks are sounding off about it.
'Just got done saving my family from a crazy animal attack, but everyone's safe and I have this pain in my neck. Oh good here comes my owner with a rifle to bring me to safety'
I got to thinking about this. A tiny, insignificant piece of metallic dust orbiting the sun, the Parker probe is currently unlocking the secrets of a celestial body. And it's sharing this forbidden, god-level knowledge with carbon-based, dust-sized specks inhabiting the surface of a small rock that orbits it. No wonder the sun spits solar flares at us.
Looking back, I did a lot of things right, but having kids was a big huge misstep*. Seriously how do you good parents all do it? My teenage girls won't be truly happy til they are kicking dirt on my gravestone. I am so sorry for unleashing their hell upon the world.
And kids, let this be a lesson for you - raising children on the whole is awful and expensive. Just buy #bikes instead
Is anyone out there still playing #ingress ? I came across a bunch of old chats in gmail (RIP Google Hangouts) and got all sentimental over the friends I made and fun I had while not ever sleeping. #ENL for the win
Wait #musk sued #openai all because he wanted them to change their name? Is someone mixing angel dust into his ketamine stash? Guy has a gifted talent for abusing the courts with frivolous lawsuits, that's for sure.
The party of patriotism, the protector of the American flag's 50 stars and 13 stripes, still roots for its downfall. And those rooting are their presidential candidates. WTF is wrong with these lunkheads
There has to be an anxiety-related term for when you are a smartwatch fan, and you really love trying new watches but feel bad for the watches that you bought that are just sitting there not being worn, and your health stats are spread out all over three brands' apps, but you just really like different watches so you keep buying them and then eventually sell them for hardly anything