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lackattack

@lackattack@mastodon.social

California
Information security faker/impostor
Aging video game curmudgeon
Fond rememberer of Mac System 7.5.3 - MacOS 9.2.2
BeOS 4lyf sorta
Unwashed dual-booting linux user #kubuntu
Slave to political news
Low-key wordler
Lycra enjoyer ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Quasi-smug EV afficianado
Friend to Orcas (just in case they escalate the boat ramming thing)
#nufc supporter
#acfc #nwsl

Avatar is a picture of me holding my orange tabby Winston. Banner image is an AI-generated 1950s living room

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vitriolix, to random
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"GPT-4o" is a really confusing name for a thing that sort of seems like a version number

lackattack,
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@vitriolix When I first read about it, I assumed it was '40' and the site's font just rendered zeroes in an old-timey way. I should have known it was way stupider

GottaLaff, to legal
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New ๐Ÿงตstarts HERE.

REMEMBER: I canโ€™t/wonโ€™t reply while live-posting. Please use NFL (Not For Laffy) so I can skip your reply, but NO hashtag on that. Thx.

Picking up after my "mistrial" thread/ 1/...

All via McB for awhile:

Counsel approaches, brief sidebar

"Binoculars down."

As I mentioned, courtroom rules strictly enforced. During sidebar, court security doesn't allow reporters to use binoculars they had brought to see exhibits and facial expressions better

lackattack,
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@GottaLaff NFL - it would really be something if team trump doxxed her daughter because it will 100% be intentional and on brand for that turd

lackattack, to Astronomy
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Spooky images of Ryugu

https://www.ladbible.com/news/science/clear-photo-surface-ryugu-asteroid-shared-nasa-742843-20240503

lackattack, to fediverse
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I hesitate to share this for fear of generating a mini on their site, but i had no idea the generated so much traffic due to its inherent nature. Sounds like issue is on the roadmap to getting fixed, but good that folks are sounding off about it.

(sorry for the ddos hug @itsfoss :) )

https://news.itsfoss.com/mastodon-link-problem/

TodayInTwitter, to random
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This is like when Jeb Bush asked his crowd to clap for him.

lackattack,
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@TodayInTwitter He's just so damn pathetic when he's not a raging asshole

lackattack, to HashtagGames
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'Just got done saving my family from a crazy animal attack, but everyone's safe and I have this pain in my neck. Oh good here comes my owner with a rifle to bring me to safety'

-@OldYeller


lackattack,
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@dannotdaniel @OldYeller Not gonna lie, it hurt a bit drafting this lololol

mvario, to random
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Kari Lake Tells Arizonans They're Still Allowed to Drive 3 Hours for Abortion! - Jezebel

https://www.jezebel.com/kari-lakes-pitch-to-arizonans-is-that-they-can-still-drive-3-hours-for-abortion

lackattack,
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@mvario She is the wild-eyed nutjob mom that one friend always had growing up

lackattack, to science
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Oh hell yes!
got greenlit! Next stop, !

https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/17/24132824/nasa-dragonfly-mission-drone-saturn-moon-titan-greenlit

nixCraft, to random
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Damn. Edge woke up today and chose violence ๐Ÿ˜‚

lackattack,
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@nixCraft Something something leave that outdated microblogging site...๐Ÿ˜‚

br00t4c, to random
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Trump punts on abortion -- now says it will be entirely up to states

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-abortion-2667716934/

lackattack,
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@br00t4c I love that first the anti-abortion movementโ€™s rallying cry was โ€˜save all the innocent babiesโ€™ and now they are like โ€˜meh if California wants to murder their babies thatโ€™s fine, whatever wins us the electionโ€™

States rights is a hell of a drug

(I donโ€™t think abortion is murder, just playing the part of the anti abortion side here)

lackattack, to Astronomy
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I got to thinking about this. A tiny, insignificant piece of metallic dust orbiting the sun, the Parker probe is currently unlocking the secrets of a celestial body. And it's sharing this forbidden, god-level knowledge with carbon-based, dust-sized specks inhabiting the surface of a small rock that orbits it. No wonder the sun spits solar flares at us.

https://qz.com/nasa-parker-solar-probe-sun-eruption-space-weather-1851385937

br00t4c, to random
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Top Democrats Hope Sotomayor Learns Lesson From Ginsburg's Death: Report

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/top-democrats-hope-sotomayor-learns-lesson-from-ginsburgs-death-report_n_660d6b10e4b078af1446f89b

lackattack,
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@br00t4c Just like Ginsberg, she has achieved the peak of her career and has nothing left to prove. So naturally she'll stay on

Teri_Kanefield, to random
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I have located the source of all my aches, ailments and illnesses: Work.

My husband says the world will keep turning if I don't spend 10+ hours a day writing.

I may have to test that theory.

lackattack,
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@Teri_Kanefield I'm not liking this selfishness, myself ๐Ÿ˜‚

Tengrain, to random
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News That Will Drive You To Drink https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/03/26/news-that-will-drive-you-to-drink-2076/

lackattack,
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@Tengrain im shocked he was able to stretch that garbled nonsense over 3 mins without wheezing

lackattack,
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@Tengrain ๐Ÿ˜‚

flexghost, to random
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If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.

๐Ÿฆ…

lackattack,
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@flexghost His enablers are just as bad. Like Trump's enablers. Shame on all of 'em.

lackattack, to music
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Everyone used to keep a mental list of friends that they'd never lend CDs to again

ChrisPirillo, to random
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i did but all the neighbors complained to the hoa because y'all didn't understand kerning

lackattack,
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@ChrisPirillo This was 100% guerilla graphic designer work

lackattack, to random
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Looking back, I did a lot of things right, but having kids was a big huge misstep*. Seriously how do you good parents all do it? My teenage girls won't be truly happy til they are kicking dirt on my gravestone. I am so sorry for unleashing their hell upon the world.

And kids, let this be a lesson for you - raising children on the whole is awful and expensive. Just buy instead

Thank you for coming to my broken dad Ted talk

*I'm contractually obligated to say i love them

lackattack, to random
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Is anyone out there still playing ? I came across a bunch of old chats in gmail (RIP Google Hangouts) and got all sentimental over the friends I made and fun I had while not ever sleeping. for the win

dansup, to random
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oh no someone called the hashtag police

lackattack,
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@dansup Not to scare anyone, but I just heard this got escalated to the hashtag detectives

lackattack, to TeslaMotors
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Wait sued all because he wanted them to change their name? Is someone mixing angel dust into his ketamine stash? Guy has a gifted talent for abusing the courts with frivolous lawsuits, that's for sure.

https://www.hindustantimes.com/business/elon-musk-says-will-drop-lawsuit-if-openai-changes-name-to-101709794719096.html

br00t4c, to random
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James Gunn Declares Superman: Legacy Is Now Just Superman in New Suit Tease

https://gizmodo.com/james-gunn-superman-new-title-first-look-at-suit-dc-1851299068

lackattack,
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@br00t4c Supe has been done dirty with all the recent reboots. I was severely disappointed in every one of the post-Christopher Reeve Supermans and pray to god Warner Bros doesn't eff this one up too.

GottaLaff, to Georgia
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Via Anna Bower: 1/...

COMING UP: Terrence Bradley--the former divorce attorney of special prosecutor Nathan Wade--is expected to take the stand and resume his testimony in Fulton County.

Watch the hearing live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZKSRifybjg

lackattack,
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@GottaLaff +1 for nickname squeaky
NFL so she ignores this throwaway comment, but also for laffy for the lols

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