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michelestrider

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I chronicle the adventures of my imaginary friends.
https://amzn.to/3BBqv7B

Sometimes, I write as my imaginary friend John Anders Erickson. https://bit.ly/3KXcMwE

Formerly hotgingermess on the bird site.

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billyjoebowers, to random
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I do not understand tornado chasers. That has got to be the dumbest nerd thing ever.

michelestrider,
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@billyjoebowers I cannot overemphasize how boring Oklahoma is

Alice, to random
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I’m so glad asymmetrical shirts that only cover one shoulder are finally coming back in style because our left shoulders are always overheating, amirite, bestiez?

michelestrider,
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@Alice cool, because that is the side my culturally questionable tattoo is on

michelestrider, to random
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Help. Slow typer in the room. Keyboard sounds on. Please kill me

the_etrain, to random
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Today just got stupid. Thanks to people.

michelestrider,
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@the_etrain Have you tried hitting them with a heavy stick?

Alice, to random
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Improv would be better if it had an "e" at the end.

michelestrider,
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@Alice Printing this toot on thick vellum and framing it

RickiTarr, to random
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What is the thing(s) that attracts you to a person romantically or otherwise?

michelestrider,
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@RickiTarr a doctorate and a motorcycle. I'm picky and precise

mentallyalex, to random
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By muppet bus, I mean a bus attended primarily by muppets.

The bus itself could be relatively common, however it will need to accommodate numerous individuals who experience muppety behaviors, ideas and mannerisms.

michelestrider,
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@mentallyalex I think we can make this dream a reality

https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/The_Electric_Mayhem_Bus

michelestrider, to random
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The phrase "startup boom" hits different when you remember the first Godfather movie

michelestrider, to random
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I don't believe an accent tells you if a person is intelligent or not. It tells you if they can cook

michelestrider,
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Oh, you made gumbo? Say the word "oil" first

michelestrider,
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If you think I'm eating your red beans and rice, you better say boil like "bowl"

RickiTarr, to random
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Seriously heard someone saying they don't listen to many black artists, because they aren't really into rap. Bitch please, feel free to share songs from Black artists from any genre. Here is one of my favorites, if you like this song please check out her other work:

https://youtu.be/KovrJ8HXI1Q?si=HOYIG7YMuAUTsJz6

michelestrider,
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@RickiTarr Have we done Joan Armatrading yet? Everything she writes/performs is a classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brp8Va8XVQw

michelestrider, to random
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In the future, some underpaid academic is going to have to figure out what the hell the words "meme stock" meant and they have my sympathy

michelestrider,
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Explain any single news story of the last 5 years out loud and you will sound like a jabbering nincompoop

michelestrider,
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sinks into deep thoughts on the word "nincompoop"

michelestrider,
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It's short for Nine Inch Nails compoop

Alice, to random
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I've officially reached the age where I’m apparently older than all of the SNL cast members' moms.

michelestrider,
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@Alice that's hot

michelestrider, to random
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Quick, what personal failings are you blaming on the solar storm?

michelestrider,
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"Sorry, I wasn't listening. Solar storm. You understand."

michelestrider,
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"Sorry I missed your play/recital/improv show. Solar storm, ya' know."

michelestrider, to random
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Is it true? Are tramp stamps really coming back?

michelestrider,
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Cause I'm gonna make some young people hella uncomfortable

michelestrider,
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How many tattoos do you have?

michelestrider, to random
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We're only talking about RFK's brain worms today. All other topics have been tabled until we exhaust the entertainment potential of this.

michelestrider,
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you, a skilled/talented person: suffers from imposter syndrome

mercury-poisoned brainworm guy: I should be president

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