michelestrider

michelestrider, 16 days ago to random

We're only talking about RFK's brain worms today. All other topics have been tabled until we exhaust the entertainment potential of this.

michelestrider, 11 months ago to random

The takeaway isn't "haha, the richboys died."

The takeaway is that #OceanGate was operating with the same absence of regulation and oversight larger corporations are currently advocating for themselves worldwide.

michelestrider, 8 months ago to random

We've reached the Lawn Darts era in our shed excavation. So, somewhere in the 70s?

michelestrider, 3 months ago to random

The American Medical System: before you can reach some of the very smartest people, you must survive a gauntlet of the absolute stupidest

michelestrider, 11 months ago to random

Year 2000: Every building in the Bay Area is converted to a live-work space, as every tech job expects you to have a home office.

Year 2023: How can you possibly work from home and be productive in the tech industry?

michelestrider, 8 months ago to random

I'm currently making home-packing choices Future Me is going to hate, but that's just going to have to be her problem.

michelestrider, 6 months ago to random

Yesterday I saw a video game for sale on the Xbox that simulated unpacking boxes in your new house.

So my question is, how do I punch a video game?

michelestrider, 10 days ago to random

In the future, some underpaid academic is going to have to figure out what the hell the words "meme stock" meant and they have my sympathy

michelestrider, 3 months ago to random

Brilliant idea y'all. We end this whole mess single combat-style, Trump vs. Taylor Swift. Fisticuffs at dawn!

michelestrider, 3 months ago to random

How would you spend the $83 million?

michelestrider, 7 months ago to random

Dearest Journalists,

Are you still saying "X, formerly known as Twitter" because you think we don't know or because you find it funny/amusing in some way? Just curious...

michelestrider, 6 months ago to random

Hello, I moved to a small town known for its apple festival and today MY HUSBAND AND I WENT ANTIQUING.

Clearly, I'm in a coma and someone has left the Hallmark channel on in my hospital room.

michelestrider, 4 months ago to random

I picked THE most fraught era to try to buy a damn travel mug.

michelestrider, 3 months ago to random

NPR: Alabama lawmakers move to protect IVF treatment

Me: Alabama lawmakers realize their war on women has inconvenienced men. Oopsie!

michelestrider, 4 months ago to random

Whether you celebrate today's holiday or not, you can still have cookies for breakfast. They're totally non-denominational.

michelestrider, 4 months ago to random

I've been told it's Wednesday, but I'm holding out for proof.

michelestrider, 3 months ago to random

So, some nosybody decided to fiddle with someone else's embryos and now the entire state of Alabama may lose access to IVF.

Mobile is just messy, y'all.

michelestrider, 5 months ago to random

In the year of our lord 2023, why are we still calling it a sex "tape?"

michelestrider, 1 month ago to random

That's nice, Guardian, but as a Californian, here is what you really do during an earthquake:

1. Look up from your phone and go "huh?"

2. Wonder if that was an earthquake.

3. Ask someone nearby if it was an earthquake. They will say it was a garbage truck.

4. Confirm it was an earthquake by going on the socials.

5. Spend the next hour on social media, forgetting why you were there in the first place.

6. DoorDash some food, because you've been through a lot today.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/apr/05/earthquake-safety-what-to-do?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAQ7o2F7PSR_58JGNejo-bI7b7CsAEqEAgAKgcICjDCjqoLMMKZwgM&utm_content=rundown

michelestrider, 2 months ago to random

It's Friday!
Let's do it!
You're crushing it!
You're killing it!
Kick it in the head
Punch it in its stupid mouth
Stomp on its instep and when it doubles over in pain, knee it in the nose
Choke every last gasping breath from its stupid body
Stand on the vanquished corpse of this day and howl of your victory to a grateful moon
You've got this

michelestrider, 5 months ago to random

Happy #cybermonday to those Who celebrate.

michelestrider, 14 days ago to random

Is it true? Are tramp stamps really coming back?

michelestrider, 13 days ago to random

Quick, what personal failings are you blaming on the solar storm?

michelestrider, 10 days ago to random

I don't believe an accent tells you if a person is intelligent or not. It tells you if they can cook

michelestrider, 1 day ago to random

Is Goodreads the unappealing mess I think it is or am I being unreasonable?