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samueljohnson

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Scientist, MBA, ex IT professional, Irish & European
Lived 30+ years on 4 continents, now back in Ireland.

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samueljohnson,
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@sjvn his barf is worse than his bite

fkamiah17, to random
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🚨 Please read this 🚨

"What has been seen cannot be unseen and the world can now see exactly what European values really are. 200 days of Israel systematically wiping Gaza from the earth. 505 bombs a day. 21 an hour. Doctors executed, mass graves in hospitals, journalists murdered. And all the while with not just the silence but the active complicity of the European Union. The European Union who flew the flag of the oppressor from day one ...
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samueljohnson,
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@fkamiah17 Is Clare Daly a European? A citizen of a country with a history of colonising and oppressing others?

samueljohnson,
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@fkamiah17 That was the point. Not all European nations have the history and values she smears all Europeans with.

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samueljohnson,
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@quentinsf Dutch workmen laying fibre optic cable in paved / cobbled streets is an impressive thing to see: fast and meticulous. Hugely enabled by having a sand substrate (in the Hague eg) but even still the precision with which rubber mallets are used to revert things to "before" is remarkable.

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samueljohnson,
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@ottocrat A doubly outdated version too. (18.04.6 is latest for 18.04; 24.04 will be released today).

ottocrat, to random
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Quandary: my Apple ID is linked to the UK, though I'm physically in the EU 50% of the time. I need to link my Apple ID to the EU in order to be able to install the app store. But this could really mess up my (UK-based) family settings, not to mention existing subs, media purchases, etc. In short: fuck Brexit

samueljohnson,
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@markhughes @ottocrat All closed gardens operate similarly. I have had similar problems* with Android and Amazon. There is no difference between tech oligopoly players and choosing the least bad is not as good as regulating them all properly.

*feet / family / devices / accounts in > jurisdiction

Heard today about someone who moved to Ireland but kept UK driving licence as long as possible allegedly bc no mechanism for putting points on it. 🤔🙄

BrideOfLinux, to random
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I can't help but wonder if that's really true, or just what the Commerce Secretary wants us to believe is true: Raimondo Says Huawei’s Chip Breakthrough Is Years Behind US Tech https://www.datacenterknowledge.com/hardware/raimondo-says-huawei-s-chip-breakthrough-years-behind-us-tech

samueljohnson,
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@BrideOfLinux > "We've out innovated China."

"We" doing some heavy lifting here, given that it includes Taiwan, the Netherlands and others.

samueljohnson,
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@BrideOfLinux Ah, but the point was not which is China (both are) but "We" included Taiwan!

I was in Taiwan the day the first mainland scientist joined the organisation I worked for, about 10 years ago, also memorable for another reason:

What's that? I asked in canteen

Lady behind the counter flapped hands in front of her mouth and quacked like Donald Duck.

(All Chinese crack up!)

mastodonmigration, to random
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If you were wondering, even a little bit, if the New York Times was going to "both sides" Trump's criminal election interference trial, here's the answer. 🤷

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egeexyz, to random
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I need more Linux, FOSS, and general tech bloggers in my feed. Link some for meee

samueljohnson,
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@carmenbianca @egeexyz No Linux Mint?

(Ubuntu minus the bits that suck and with improvements)

kittylyst, to opensource
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"People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but the conversation ends in a conspiracy against the public, or in some contrivance to raise prices." - I wonder what Adam Smith would have made of

samueljohnson,
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@kittylyst It's a vocation not a trade.

mfeilner, to opensource German
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Puuuh. @nextcloud can you elaborate on this, giving some more facts on your "ethical AI" ratings and implementation? I am really interested, but so far this seems like a lot of marketing vapor without content according to the comments. Any facts to clarify? I'm only following the comments on the blogpost - it seems NC has been advertising something that nobody else has developed so far...

https://nextcloud.com/blog/nextcloud-ethical-ai-rating/

samueljohnson,
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@mfeilner @nextcloud It's perfectly clear if you read the information given. It's not a black box with "Trust us" written on it. It's open source software.

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Over 30 European police forces have (yet again) attacked the increasing deployment of end-to-end encryption (such as on Meta’s three platforms WhatsApp, Messenger and soon Instagram.)

This is how powerful policy stakeholders (like law enforcement and big business) often win arguments. They never, ever give up, repeating the same arguments ad nauseam — over decades if necessary — regardless of any evidence which emerges 🫠

Even intelligence insiders have acknowledged that, contrary to scare stories about the spread of encrypted “dark spaces”, the widespread use of connected tech has made this century a ‘Golden Age of Sigint’ (signals intelligence/surveillance).

The law enforcement statement makes the same “binary choice” error they accuse others of. “Companies will not be able to respond effectively to a lawful authority.” To do what? “Nor will they be able to identify or report illegal activity on their platforms.” Wildly inaccurate. “As a result, we will simply not be able to keep the public safe.” 💩 This would be a lot more productive debate if police chiefs would acknowledge even the smallest amount of nuance, rather than shroud-waving.

What types of systems can be built which protect vulnerable people and privacy? Meta claims it is doing this; where are the independent evaluations of their and other companies’ claims? Shouldn’t the UK govt make use of the sterling research work it has funded by examining this question?

European police have gathered evidence from tens of thousands of encrypted mobile phones (using EncroChat) which has led to thousands of prosecutions (with important human rights and evidential quality questions raised.) What lessons can we learn from that?

The distinguished and sadly recently deceased Prof. Ross Anderson published two powerful analyses of these issues in the last 18 months alone. And in February, the European Court of Human Rights determined:

Weakening encryption by creating backdoors would apparently make it technically possible to perform routine, general and indiscriminate surveillance of personal electronic communications. Backdoors may also be exploited by criminal networks and would seriously compromise the security of all users’ electronic communications. The Court takes note of the dangers of restricting encryption described by many experts in the field. (par 77)

Societies would be much better off — rights respected, criminals investigated and vulnerable people protected — if the policing and intelligence organisations pushing this agenda would learn a little from their almost 50 years of failing to get end-to-end encryption banned 🫠

https://www.ianbrown.tech/2024/04/22/1852/

samueljohnson,
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@failedLyndonLaRouchite @ian Someone with a PhD in molecular biology should be capable of doing a little research. Go inform yourself why it's a bad idea for a state to have the ability to deny citizens any privacy. And not just the state, criminals. There is no magic technology that discriminates between good guys and bad. You could start with docs by Ross Anderson mentioned above.

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Rwanda

The Prime Minister must have bullish internal government legal advice saying that all appeals can be easily dealt with within 10-12 weeks, including to court of appeal and supreme court.

Or perhaps he does not.

samueljohnson,
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@gpshewan @davidallengreen There's an icon for that in the IT business:

Draw any two things you want to connect then just connect each of them to a little picture of a cloud.

That's where the magic happens.

Mathematicians know about it too, and as we know Rishi is a numbers guy

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d6/e7/54/d6e754d24aaef324c1595e68583ace7a.jpg

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The number of references in this article to “free access to information” is an extreme exercise in question begging. The purpose of the statute is to compel payment for previously free links to news. The novel statutory mandate to pay for links is what’s impeding free access.

California wants Big Tech to pay for news. Google is fighting back. https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/04/21/google-blocks-california-news/

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@CarlG @Hippasus500 @AnnemarieBridy That's fine if the site derives sufficient revenue from subscribers. If the site has been reduced to dependence on oligoplistic advertisers who effectively appropriated advertising revenue from all newspapers it's arguably not fine.

There's a reason anti-trust legislation exists, and also reasons why it's not being used: principally because the likes of Google can buy the legislation they prefer, particularly in the US.

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What would you consider as the most recognizable bitmap fonts in tech history?

I’m imagining stuff like:

  • the arcade/Atari font
  • Chicago (Mac, then iPod)
  • VCR/video equipment fonts
  • Minecraft font
  • IBM PC fonts (MDA, VGA, stuff like that)
  • perhaps System font from Windows 3.x
  • Commodore 64, just because of the sheer popularity of the machine

What am I missing?

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samueljohnson,
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@mwichary In terms of global ubiquity and familiarity it has to be the IBM PC's fonts. I travelled a lot to developing countries from the 80s on. PCs were proliferating, games machines etc nowhere to be seen.

I once paid for a TTF of a PC font with all characters, incl reverse video, to prepare documentation for some DOS software. Made all the difference having good facsimile screens.

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“Of course I like to read nontechnical books, although I read very slowly. Here are some that I heartily recommend.”—Don Knuth

😳

https://www-cs-faculty.stanford.edu/~knuth/retd.html

samueljohnson,
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@btel @mwichary This.

Also: 👏👌

samueljohnson,
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@mwichary @btel 100% understood. It would be good sometime to see a list of libraries that have a copy.

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Hi, Fediverse Peeps,

I have my weekend blog post ready.

https://terikanefield.com/trumps-first-criminal-trial-theories-of-the-case/

Because my sanity requires a bit of a break from social media, my thoughts are all going into my weekend blog posts.

The comments are off, but please feel free to let me know here if I made an error. I don't hire a proofreader (duh, right?)

(If you get the error message wait a minute and try again. If you have an idea for how to fix it other than using a cache plug in, which didn't work, let me know.)

samueljohnson,
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@Teri_Kanefield Surprised not to see any reference to a fundamental point elucidated by Glenn Kirschner: that Trump suggested to Michael Cohen delaying payment to Stephanie Clifford with a view to stiffing her after the election (when any publicity would be irrelevant).

I believe there's written evidence of this. If so it it scuttles his side's claim that his actions were directed at saving his wife from public embarrassment and were therefore to influence the election.

samueljohnson,
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@Teri_Kanefield I'm not a fan of his nor do I see much of his content. I got the gist of your dislike of hot take merchants and that both sides engaged in it. I hadn't interpreted that to mean that he (or anyone else) was automatically wrong and his observation seemed cogent to me--an onlooker in Europe concerned about democracy in the US (like millions of others around the world).

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@Teri_Kanefield I think, w respect, that you have jumped to an unwarranted conclusion. I am not American, do not live in the US, do not watch US TV, and as far as US politics goes, don't have a dog in the (Republican v Democrat) fight.

I am simply a European citizen interested in whether democracy will survive in the US. I followed your posts here to get a measured take on current legal affairs (on democracy more generally I find Mike Tomasky worthwhile); had no intention to annoy.

samueljohnson,
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I haven't been reading you for 6 months. I followed more recently but I find Mastodon happily something I can skip for extended periods and the binfire off the other coast commands most of my attention. I subscribe to WAPO (since before Bezos bought it, to help ensure it survived) and generally try to avoid clickbait media. Mastodon is the only social media platform I use.

I'll reread your last two posts which did resonate but pls don't assume global familiarity w names like GK.

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Toilet Review! Better Bathrooms Smart Toilet Seat
https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2024/04/toilet-review-better-bathrooms-_27403/

I want to make one thing very clear. Despite my propensity for IoT gadgetry, I did not connect my toilet to the Internet!

It's 2024. Why are you still scraping your arsehole with paper like some kind of 20th century throwback? A decade ago, I got a cheap bidet attachment. It wasn't great. The water was cold, the fittings leaked, and the plastic was creaky.

For our recent bathroom renovation, I decided that I wanted to get a proper Japanese style toilet with integrated bidet and all the technology I could find.

That didn't quite pan out. You can pay literally thousands of pounds for a "smart" toilet. And if you want the seat separately, that can cost several hundred quid as well. As much as I value my posterior, I didn't fancy paying through it!

But, with diligent research, I found one for £300 - that included the toilet, cistern, and smart seat.

It has blinkenlights!

What it does

Oh! A whole bunch! It offers rear and front wash - with an adjustable angle. It warms the water to your preferred temperature. While it is washing, it can oscillate and massage. And the whole thing can be controlled by a couple of built-in buttons, or a relatively simple remote control.

Wireless remote. Control your smart toilet using the handy integrated control buttons, or the wireless magnetic remote. The remote also comes with a convenient holder that attaches to a wall. Self-cleaning hose. This intelligent toilet is incredibly hygienic. It automatically cleans itself before use or every 72 hours when not in use to eliminate bacteria. Set your ideal hose position to one of five angles. The hose is concealed within the toilet seat when not in use. The white nightlight automatically turns on when low light is detected. This means you’ll find it easier to fall asleep after a night-time trip to the loo. Enjoy a hygienic cleaning experience choose from a front, rear or front and rear wash. The built-in sensor ensures wash and dry functions will only occur while you're seated. In a power cut, this toilet will function like a regular toilet. Choose between five water temperature settings (31-39°C). Then, select one of five spray wash modes to find your preferred level. Enjoy maximum hygiene and easy installation with a quick release seat. This design is quick and easy to remove and to aid easy cleaning of the seat and toilet itself.

There's also a little hatch for putting in some limescale remover, and a drain hole if you need to empty the bidet's tank - so should be pretty good for maintenance.

The remote has a magnetic holster which can be stuck to a nearby surface.

Oh, and there's a handy night-light.

A dark room. An ethereal glowing light emanates from the bowl of a toilet. Possibly leading sailors to their doom.

What it

At this price, there are limits to the technology. The seat isn't heated. The toilet lid doesn't automatically open or close. It doesn't play a little tune while you're going about your business. There's no air-dryer to remove excess water from your botty. No UV light sterilisation. The flush is manual - although it is dual control. It won't spray perfume into the water after a particularly troublesome dump.

Although there's a remote, the number of buttons build in to the seat are limited - front, back, and stop.

And, crucially, there's no Internet or Bluetooth connectivity.

Look, I know you think I'm stupid. But I would have like to control it from my phone. I'm going to be taking it in there with me anyway, so why can't I open an app to load my water temperature preferences?

The tech

The remote control operates at 2460MHz - which should keep it safe from naughty reprobates who have a Flipper Zero. But I doubt it offers any significant protection against a determined hacker. If you have multiple loos, is possible to set the remote to a different ID to prevent accidental interference.

The main protection seems to be the buttock detection software. Using a small camera presence sensor, the bidet refuses to operate until you have wedged yourself on the throne.

The pump and heater aren't overly powerful, so I'm not too worried about a hacker blasting a jet of boiling hot water up where the sun don't shine.

Downsides

There are a few minor annoyances. The pump is a little on the noisy side. It is quieter than a flush, but the whirring is noticeable.

The plumbing is somewhat complicated. Our bathroom fitter said it wasn't the neatest design to fit. The water hose juts out a little from the side, as does the power cable. They then wrap behind the unit.

It does feel a little narrower than other loos I've used. But it is plenty big enough for me.

Verdict

I can't find anything online about the "Purificare" brand. I suspect this is a white-label product; there seem to be several similar variants around. So I've no idea how reliable they are.

I wasn't expecting miracles for £300 - but I'm pretty impressed! As a toilet, it does the job. It is solid and the flush is powerful enough for my vegetarian diet.

The bidet is delightful. I mean that sincerely! Having a pulsing jet of moderately warm water, washing away the shameful filth of your pitiful human body, is a sensory delight. My tush has never been cleaner and my toilet-paper bills are much reduced.

If, like me, you spend more time on the bog than is strictly necessary, this is a reasonably priced accessory and will make even the most urgent visit to the smallest room a relaxing and pleasant experience.

https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2024/04/toilet-review-better-bathrooms-_27403/

samueljohnson,
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@blog Been to Japan? Guessing what the different "buttons" w Japanese characters do adds a degree of excitement. 😬

jon, to random
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Broke the bike trailer coupler yesterday

It’s a German trailer - Croozer. And I’m in France currently. The only stockist of just this part I can find is in Freiburg 🇩🇪 and their online shop won’t send to 🇫🇷

That 🇪🇺 Single Market, eh?

So I’m going to try my luck with a Chinese generic one from Amazon instead 😡

samueljohnson,
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@jon UK businesses either refusing to ship to Ireland or doing so at extortionate rates was common (may still be, I no longer buy anything from the UK). The workaround was forwarding businesses such as ParcelMotel which operated storage lockers in supermarket car parks, filling stations etc for goods sent via NI. Mostly gone since Brexit.

Business opportunity or one weird company?

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