You can only drink one drink for the rest of your life, but it cannot be water. What do you pick?
And no "water with a twist of lemon/slice of cucumber" goofs. Water isn't allowed.
z3n0x, Where my Yerba Mate homies at?
adolf_hitler, (edited ) right here dawg
TiffyBelle, Coconut water. So refreshing.
1chemistdown, 
And so much sugar
gullible, 10 grams of sugar per cup
Huh, TIL
spacedancer, And not that weird packaged coconut water sold in the US that smells and tastes like coconut oil. Actual fresh coconut water is the best.
ndguardian, And here’s the thing - feeling too lazy to drink it? Just put it in an IV. All the hydration and none of the effort.
Darkwatch00, Coffee. Coffee is my life blood.
SignorPao, Isn’t coffee (and tea) technically dirty water?
YodaDaCoda, 
Maaate everything you drink is dirty water.
Pantsofmagic, You and me both brother. You should see the looks I get sipping coffee while mowing the lawn on a hot summer’s day.
taiyang, I also choose coffee. I will certainly die but I’ll die happy.
spiderman, Apple juice with a good amount of milk.
UwixTheWizard, Wait… is the milk separate or mixed with the apple juice?
spiderman, mixed
UwixTheWizard, Huh… I’ve never heard of that being done. I’ll have to give it a shot
juliebean, when i was a kid, milk and apple juice were my two favorite drinks, so one time, i mixed them. it was a bad time.
spiderman, The amount of mixture is important. If it’s proper, trust me you will like it.
MrSelatcia, I do not trust you
deepfriedchril, Please provide measurements.
spiderman, You can slice one or two apples, add two tea spoons of sugar, and two cups of milk and just grind it in a mixer ig?
scrypt, wtf
spiderman, Idk whether I am phrasing it wrongly but you just cut some apple, add some sugar and milk and start the mixer and yeah, the juice will be good.
scrypt, nah not phrasing it wrong i don’t think! i don’t mean to hate. i’ve never heard of that before and would never have thought to add those ingredients together but i’m sure it’s good if made properly
spiderman, Yeah they are actually good. There are lots of videos on YouTube for making that.
ttk, I’d say Coke Zero, but technically this is just a “water with some chemicals in it” goof, and therefore not allowed.
LazaroFilm, Carbonated water. Leave it open for a while.
simple, If we’re allowing categories, I’d probably go for smoothies. There’s enough variety in them that I wouldn’t get bored and it’s got a good amount of water in it so I won’t die.
UnknownQuantity, Beer.
I_Miss_Daniel, 
Can you drink glycerine?
Krackalot, At least once.
tomcatt360, 
Chloroform.
StankFlipper, Cranberry juice. It has antioxidants!
CanadaPlus, (edited ) Birch sap is my first thought, but I might get tired of the sweet. Some kind of tea then, maybe rooibos. It’s sweet or savoury as the occasion demands.
Bop, Rooibos all the way baby. I have a rooibos cambrick every night and green tea every morning.
zagaberoo, Birch sap is a great idea, but as a sole drink I think the manganese poisoning might get to you before the sweetness.
CanadaPlus, TIL that’s a thing you have to worry about. It has 52% of your daily value per 100 grams, according to Wikipedia. It looks like we’re pretty well adapted to clear excess amounts out, though, so maybe it’s fine?
LoafyLemon, 
Piss.
donuts, 
Coke zero, baby, yeehaw.
candyman337, Can confirm you won’t die, I know a guy who basically does this lmao
donuts, I'll die eventually... with an ice cold Coke Zero in my cold dead hands.
kersploosh, 
Decaf tea. Though that’s just water with a sprinkle of leaves. Not so different from a twist of lemon or a slice of cucumber.
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