ArchmageAzor,
@ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world avatar

Milk

I’ll be the strongest mf in the skeleton war

JackGreenEarth,

Milk is 70% water

Jakylla,
@Jakylla@sh.itjust.works avatar

Actually all drinks are 70+% water I suppose, if not, you call them not “drinks” but “stew” or “paste”, or even drier: “sand”

Edit: Nevermind, thought about 30+% alchools, having by definition less than 70% water 😅

ArchmageAzor,
@ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world avatar

Newsflash, all drinks are mostly water

electrorocket,

Except for Bacardi 151.

Toribor,
@Toribor@corndog.social avatar

Make sure you learn archery so that you can at least be an archery skeleton instead of a skeleton infantry plebe.

Grandsinge,

Milk, the best way to hydrate.

itsmaxyd,

In that case I’d have h2o too

dutchkimble,

Tequila, some ice

JackGreenEarth,

Tequila contains water, and is also not healthy to have regularly.

OrkneyKomodo,
@OrkneyKomodo@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Wheatbeer.

sagrotan,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Sadly all “drinks” are made primarily from water. Otherwise they were called “chews”. You living in the US of A by any chance? Unrelated question.

ttk,

I’d say Coke Zero, but technically this is just a “water with some chemicals in it” goof, and therefore not allowed.

Conman_Signor,
@Conman_Signor@lemmy.one avatar

Ginger ale!!

Porcupine,

My heart says unsweetened black iced tea, but after a bout of kidney stones I guess I’d have to go with an iced herbal tea. Maybe something minty.

jossbo,
@jossbo@lemmy.ml avatar

Wait what why would unsweetened black iced tea be bad for kidney stones??

Porcupine,

Unfortunately black tea is high in oxalate, which in excess amounts can cause calcium-oxalate stones (the most common type of kidney stones). It’s recommended that kidney stoners keep their daily oxalate intake below 50mg, and a cup of black tea can have up to 15mg.

jossbo,
@jossbo@lemmy.ml avatar

Oh man, that’s a dilemma. I’ve had a kidney stone, so I know that they are agony. But I’m English! I can’t just not drink tea!

Porcupine,

Do you add milk to your tea? When oxalate is consumed with calcium, it binds in the bowel and the calcium-oxalate is passed through the stool. When you consume oxalate without calcium, your body leeches calcium from your bones and it binds in the kidney, creating stones. So just try to have a bit of calcium-rich food with your tea. 😊

The only foods that should be avoided 100% are spinach, almonds, and rhubarb. The oxalate content in those foods is insane. Like five almonds has 110mg oxalate! That’s why a lot of people who go on diets get kidney stones. They think they’re being healthy by eating big handfuls of spinach and almonds, and then wind up in the hospital.

jossbo,
@jossbo@lemmy.ml avatar

Yep I take milk, no sugar, thanks. If you’re pitting the kettle on, like.

Thanks, didn’t know most of this! Sad about spinach, and i guess i will have to limit the amount of my mum’s homemade rhubarb ice cream that I eat, although I guess the cream would help?

Ubettawerk,

Horchata

Donjuanme,

Cactus cooler.

It’s an orange pineapple carbonated beverage that if you can find is such a happy experience.

Jimmycakes,

Glass bottle coke

calhoon2005,
@calhoon2005@aussie.zone avatar

…jimmynoteeth

Jimmycakes,

The fuck I’m gonna do with teeth. You don’t have to chew coke

Cosmocrat,

Whole milk

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Woah, nice username. Love how you were able to get it italicized like that

ptman,
Cosmocrat,

Thanks, its the cursive Unicode font

Sombyr,

Pure ethanol. If I’m gonna die of dehydration I might as well have fun doing it.

zagaberoo,

Have you tried straight everclear? Having only tried a shot once, I’d put this plan closer to torture than fun lol.

grasshopper_mouse,
@grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world avatar

Polar seltzer. That’s sparkling water, is that ok?

Empricorn,

EVERY drink is water!

  • Soda is less water and some sugar mixture
  • Juice is less water and some squished fruit
  • Beer is less water and some cooked hops
  • Tea is less water and some leaf infusion
  • Coffee is less water and some roasted bean-juice
  • A martini is even less water with some alcohol and old squished fruit

So DON’T TELL ME WATER ISN’T ALLOWED! Damn, this is making me irrationally angry. Maybe I need some water…

joyjoy,

If that’s the case, I guess I’ll pick kool-aid powder.

moosetwin,

I wish you’d said beer was less water and more squished fruit

SpeedLimit55,

You can either have whole milk or fresh squeezed juice. 😂

ttk,

Whole milk is just water with some emulgated fat in it. Fresh squeezed juice is just water with some biomass in it.

I suppose we need to switch to sunflower oil or something. It is digestible, has no water in it, but isnt exactly healthy.

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