grasshopper_mouse,
@grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world avatar

Polar seltzer. That’s sparkling water, is that ok?

CrabLord,

Mtn Dew Baja Blast. And it’s not even a contest.

Colorcodedresistor,

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  • CrabLord,

    You have my Claw!

    HnuWETqkp4YG,

    Unsweat tea

    ManosTheHandsOfFate,
    @ManosTheHandsOfFate@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah, sweat tea is the worst.

    dottedgreenline,
    @dottedgreenline@lemmy.ml avatar

    Ayran.

    Chai,

    Are we assuming the drink magically has no calories or other negative effects?

    I’d choose white wine if it doesn’t get me drunk (and as long as it still tastes good and not shitty like alcohol free wine. And also as long as there’s no social repercussions from drinking wine all day.)

    If the drink keeps all it’s normal properties then I’d choose green tea.

    MiddleKnight,

    The most water-like thing I am allowed by your very contrived rules. Maybe water with two slices of cucumber.

    tsuica,
    @tsuica@lemmy.ml avatar

    Odourless, tasteless, colorless, uncarbonated soda pop.

    iesou,

    👍

    BaconIsAVeg,

    So, American beer?

    niktemadur,

    It has to be refreshing, not too sweet. Because you’d need to drink a lot every day to stay alive, off the top of my head rice water sounds like an ideal drink, I love the flavor and it has less sugar than horchata, you don’t want to have to stuff yourself with sugar every day when you’re thirsty.
    Another possibility is hibiscus water. Again - if I could regulate the sugar levels it would be a way to go.

    electrogamerman,

    H1O mixed with some Hydrogen. Check mate.

    altima_neo,
    @altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

    Probably hydrogen molecules fused with oxygen with another hydrogen

    Elderos, (edited )

    The only thing that is more water than water, Cors light. But now, really I’d prefer to drink my own piss, since coincidentally enough, Cors Light is also one of the few liquid that is more piss than piss.

    ada,
    @ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Man, it had want to be a HUGE drink! What happens if I run out?!

    Hiuhokiguess,

    OG Four Loko

    Empricorn,

    RIP

    Hiuhokiguess,

    Ok fine, avocado toast flavored raw water.

    dizzy,

    Cider

    UnexploredEnigma,

    lacroix boiii

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