maxleibman, 1 year ago

Please contact the technical support desk if you have forgotten your face and need help resetting it.

#infosec #biometrics

servelan, 10 months ago

@maxleibman And if my face isn't working? CTRL+ALT+DEL to reboot my head?

lispi314, 8 months ago

@maxleibman Can I also contact them if my face is stuck on?

maxleibman, 11 months ago

Please note that we have updated our security policy to accommodate Apple’s Vision Pro and OpticID:

If you use OpticID to unlock a device with access to corporate data, you must change your retina at least once every sixty days.

You may not re-use any of your most recent 12 eyeballs.

#InfoSec #PasswordExpiration #VisionPro #Apple

cmccullough, 11 months ago

@maxleibman OMG!! 😂

mwyman, 4 months ago

@maxleibman they need to provide more vision plan glasses frames discounts, then.

caludio, 6 months ago

@maxleibman can't change it. I will face the consequences.

maxleibman, 6 months ago

@caludio I see what you did there.

Jgmeadows, 8 months ago

@maxleibman If only I could change my face lol

empathicqubit, 8 months ago

@maxleibman I took my fingerprint off my phone when I traveled because I got paranoid and never added it back

rgbunny, 8 months ago

@maxleibman If humanity manages to last long enough for the cyberpunk dystopia to happen, this may unironically be a thing :P

werefreeatlast, 8 months ago

@maxleibman at the bar 🍻 Honey, I gotta get into my monthly bar fight! 😩....I need a new face. It's for work!

Excuse me big fellow, are you too fat for that burger?

🤕...yes, I refreshed my face on my desktop! I just don't have access to my previous face to get into my laptop!

Roadwarrior29, 9 months ago

@maxleibman Be perfect for Tories...Red and Blue.

alskicav, 10 months ago

@maxleibman Please help! I was told my face isn't strong enough, what do I do?

DrewNaylor, 10 months ago

@maxleibman Time to become a mimeosome.

codebyjeff, 11 months ago

@maxleibman

This is no problem.

I already have an "excited to be here!" to "what the fuck am I doing here?" 12-month gradient of faces

m, 11 months ago

@maxleibman I wonder if your faceprint could include a <special object> which you have to hold up when unlocking? aka Multi-Factor FaceID 🧐

marshalla99, 11 months ago

@maxleibman Your face must include at least one eye and one nostril and one special expression.

schnedan, 11 months ago

@maxleibman who on earth is so idiotic to use private stuff for the job? If my company thinks I should have a smartphone to read mail and dates, they need to give me one... and if I should have it on in my freetime, they need to pay for that too.

lednabm, 11 months ago

@maxleibman

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cmccullough, 11 months ago

@maxleibman 😂

RedstoneLP2, 11 months ago

@maxleibman is this the "Doctor who policy"?

jackscerebellum, 1 year ago

@maxleibman our policy is to change faces every 30d, unless there's indication your face has been compromised. In that case an immediate face change is required to access company assets.

mykl, 1 year ago

@jackscerebellum @maxleibman We also enforce Strong Faces that can't be easily identified by others.

Obdurodon, 11 months ago

@mykl @jackscerebellum @maxleibman Are you saying long faces are better for security?

maxleibman, 11 months ago

@Obdurodon @mykl @jackscerebellum Infosec policy definitely gives me a long face!