CTDummy,

It’s the @yahoo.com that fully sent me.

ShepherdPie,

Only an @aol.com would have been better.

Riven, (edited )
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I regularly see roadrunner and earthlink emails as well as AOL at my job.

Blisterexe,

i mean, in terms of accounts, email is the hardest to change from, and you can use most any client with email accounts

BonesOfTheMoon,

That’s why I didn’t edit the whole thing. It could only be better if it was Hotmail.

abbadon420,

I feel offended. Dafuq is wrong with hotmail?! Imho, it’s pretty awesome that microsoft still supports it after all these years. Got mine when I was 10 and I plan om keeping it untill I die. It’s a better relic than a beany baby.

BonesOfTheMoon,

It’s like a comfy pair of sweats right?

some_guy,

“… or with parental consent.”

fluxion,

Also needs to be “damaged”, not just any random happy-go-lucky minor.

Buddahriffic,

Also the emphasis on ride or die tells me he’s going to be controlling right from the start. And the “follow god’s instincts” tells me he thinks his instincts are god’s.

ThatFembyWho,

Jfc I didn’t even process that on the first read. Instant creep factor x10.

BonesOfTheMoon,

For a 53-year-old. Mm.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Yeah. Those two parts were as separated as he could get them, and still were the only part of this I remember.

Half your age plus seven, guy. It’s in the bible, I swear. Leviticus.

Obonga,

Ohh and i thought it was half my age minus seven. My bad.

VeganCheesecake,

Meh, I always found that a bit rigid. I don’t have a problem with a 60 and a 30 year old person getting it on if they both want it. Maybe something simple like “Don’t try to exploit immature people, you massive creep.”

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

A 30-yo is undoubtedly an adult. It’s more about the “needing parental permission” that makes it creepy.

VeganCheesecake, (edited )

I get that, and agree with that, I was just replying to the often cited “rule” mentioned by the commenter above, that I feel some are taking too seriously.

Edit: Oh, wait, you’re the commenter above. Well, I’ll just leave my comment like it is, I guess.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

I was thinking the thing about Leviticus would give it away. Wasn’t the rule made up in a TV show, like Always Sunny?

VeganCheesecake,

Well, whenever you make a joke online, there’s bound to be someone to dense to get it. This time, that seems to have been me.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

My real curiosity pique here is whether or not you really like vegan cheesecake. There are 2 deserts that I countenance absolutely no needing with: one is Philadelphia cream cheesecake, and the other is crème brûlée. Like, every chef in every restaurant has to out their personal touch on crème brûlée and add something: oh, I’m so original, I’ll add sage, or habeñero, or paint shavings, or some shit. It’s: heavy creme, egg yolks, and sugar; that’s it! Stop fucking with my desert!

But we have a dairy allergy in the family, and while I won’t countenance bastardized crème brûlée, we do eat the occasional vegan cheesecake, especially if it’s not trying to be a cream cheese cheesecake. They’re not bad - Daiya makes a decent New York style one - but I don’t know I like them so well I’d choose it as a username.

So, I wonder: are you passionate about vegan cheesecake, or is there irony in there?

VeganCheesecake,

I’ve never tried Philadelphia Cheesecake before I went vegan, but had a penchant for New York Cheesecake.

I used to dread vegan cheesecake because I felt it was never quite the same, but over the years, the recipes seem to have gotten better, or I’ve gotten better at finding good ones, so I’m pretty at peace with it now.

The actual reason my account’s named that is actually that I was eating a piece of vegan cheesecake when I made it, though.

Now nice crème brûlée is heaven, and I haven’t yet dared try my hand at a vegan version. Maybe I’ll try it soon, just because this reminded me of that still being on my list.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Vegan crème brûlée would be an incredible challenge. Seriously. It’s literally just heavy cream and egg yolks (and a touch of sugar). There’s nothing non-vegan in the base recipe. And my wife can eat neither dairy nor eggs because of an autoimmune disease, and we’ve tried every substitute for both eggs and dairy. You might get the thickness of the cream from coconut milk, but then it tastes like coconut. And aquafava is a decent egg replacer and might give you the loft, but it’s a better egg white replacer than egg yolk, and the recipe calls for yolks (you discard, or use the whites in something else). There’s no good vegan replacement for yolks; it’s a curse in baking. There are 80 million dairy replacers, some quite good, but eggs are still not there. Just is Ok for some uses, but not for baking.

VeganCheesecake,

Yeah, that’s partially why I haven’t tried it yet. But I mean, the worst that could happen is that I get some white cream stuff that’s almost, but not quite, unlike crème brûlée.

AnUnusualRelic, (edited )
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Well, the koran says between one half and one seventh your age. Checkmate atheists!

ObsidianZed,

Yeah that made me physically shudder.

Flax_vert,

“or with parental consent”

kattenluik,
irreticent,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

Nobody cares.

kattenluik,

Alright? I didn’t need anyone to.

yemmly,

Come on ladies, give him a chance. What could go wrong?

BonesOfTheMoon,

Remember he has that unjabbed blood lol.

irreticent,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

And pure. Definite Nazi vibes.

ThatFembyWho,

Single? Shocking!

Damaged? In the brain, surely.

If this is the best humanity can do, then we are doomed and cursed.

irreticent,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

Well, we might be doomed and cursed… but I think humanity as a whole can do better.

This is the best truth.social can do.

EpeeGnome, (edited )

or with parental consent.

Eww, that line tells you all you need to know about this guy. And the fact that this is actually legal in some states is disturbing.

BonesOfTheMoon,

At 53 at that. Ugh.

Empricorn,

🤢

stinerman,
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

He prefers a woman who is “damaged” because he thinks she’ll put up with being treated like a broodmare.

KingJalopy,

As if he even needed to say that, the only people who would respond to this would be especially damaged lol.

FunderPants,

Let’s not give him that much credit, a woman is acceptable but he’d prefer a child who is damaged, with parental consent of course.

irreticent,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

I have a feeling he doesn’t really care that much about consent, parental or otherwise. I think that was just a dog whistle for “I like fucking kids” without actually incriminating himself.

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

That’s mudblood talk.

Lemming421,
@Lemming421@lemmy.world avatar

53 and looking for someone “of age or with parental consent”?

Excuse me while I go and vomit.

gofsckyourself,

Fuck vomiting. The dude needs to be monitored 24/7 and forced to take therapy.

Maalus,

Not how therapy works but okay

gofsckyourself, (edited )

I guess fuck me for wanting to treat humans like people instead of subjecting them to the horrible conditions of prison.

But also, yes that is how therapy can work

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3578041/

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6474319/

But I guess since you think it doesn’t work that way we shouldn’t at least try. That’s definitely a better choice. Great job.

Maalus,

You can’t force a person into therapy for a few months and it “just work”. Mental health, especially habits and beliefs, aren’t some easy to solve problems “if only they went to therapy for a bit”. If they don’t want to change (which they won’t if they are forced into it) means it is just a waste of everyone’s time.

gofsckyourself,

Can you point to where I said "just work” and “if only they went to therapy for a bit”?

I must be blind because I don’t see where I said either of those things.

It’s clear you didn’t even bother to even look at either of the articles I posted before just saying whatever you think is correct.

Stop spouting bad information because it’s what you want to believe.

Maalus,

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  • gofsckyourself,

    I provided links to peer reviewed articles and all you’ve got is ad hominem attacks. Fuck off.

    Chocrates,

    Yeah, I’m getting divorced at 35 and matching with women younger than 30 freaks me out. This mf’r wants a 17yr old? Yuck.

    Ashyr,

    I genuinely don’t understand this thinking. The idea of partnering with someone who doesn’t share a similar life experience sounds difficult and frustrating.

    I get that they’re not looking to partner with anyone and that’s the point.

    stinerman,
    @stinerman@midwest.social avatar

    Possibly younger with parental consent!

    odium, (edited )

    Wonder how young it can be by Texas laws, but also don’t want to look it up and be put on a watchlist.

    fjordbasa,

    If you’re not trying to help someone get an abortion or gender-affirming care, you’re probably safe. Those are the real issues! (Sarcastic, if not clear, and referencing the absurd reporting websites some states have set up)

    stinerman,
    @stinerman@midwest.social avatar

    According to Wikipedia, Texas doesn’t have a “with parental consent” law. If he’s 53, she’s gotta be 17 or older. They wouldn’t be able to get married until she turned 18.

    Lemming421,
    @Lemming421@lemmy.world avatar
    AFKBRBChocolate,

    I got divorced in my late 20s, and started dating again around 30. A girl I had met who was 21 asked me why I hadn’t asked her out, and the truth was she seemed way out of my league - very attractive person, very bright. So I went out with her, and she was nice, but I just couldn’t do it because she seemed so young. Not immature, just young. And it was so strange going out with someone who hadn’t even seen the same TV shows as I watched growing up, which sounds superficial, but it was honestly weird.

    I just can’t imagine dating someone decades younger than me. An underage person with a 53-year-old is just gross.

    shalafi,

    Feel ya. I was 50 and some young neighbors were hanging out one Saturday, 20-yo or so. I noticed a friend’s hands were absolutely perfect, beautiful hands. Slim, long, porcelain white.

    And it grossed me out. They looked like doll’s hands, a child’s hands. Eww.

    My wife, same age, doesn’t understand why I so love her hands. They have age, maturity, I love them.

    Anyways, this dude freaks me out.

    Drivebyhaiku,

    Valuing each other’s “mileage” is so wholesome and needs to be normalized. Too many of us are taught we have this tiny window of being pleasing to look at before the “imperfections” start getting toted up…and it isn’t true. I can’t imagine being with someone in their early 20’s. That’s still a kid in my eyes! They need to BE a kid and experience relationships with other kids where they are equals in figuring out everything together.

    My partner and I are about a year apart in age and we remember all our weird awkward growing up moments together where we struggled to figure things out and each one is a treasure. They if anything get just get more and more attractive with age.

    masquenox,

    I’d say these people need Jesus… but they’d shoot Jesus for trespassing.

    nonfuinoncuro,

    defend the border!

    Lifecoach5000,

    I’m sad for my city

    odium,

    You and me both buddy

    Smoogs,

    Imagine answering every email that has URGENT in it. This sounds like a bot.

    BonesOfTheMoon,

    I maybe took Ambien last night and sent him one. Haha. It said urgent, ur a pedo.

    massacre, (edited )

    I genuinely thought I was reading /c/lemmy_shitpost - great googilly moogilly

    SidewaysHighways,

    Goodness gracious laventacious

    PointyDorito,
    @PointyDorito@lemmy.world avatar

    This was really funny until that last part. What the fuck

    CameronDev,

    Yeah, what kind of sick fuck uses Yahoo email…

    BonesOfTheMoon,

    Thinking of emailing him and just saying “I give parental consent, send me your credit card”.

    Aztechnology,

    What is Unjabbed?

    AndyMFK,

    unvaccinated

    Ashyr,

    To paraphrase Serenity,

    “Ah, BonesOfTheMoon, you always bring me the very best insanity.”

    BonesOfTheMoon,

    Ahahahahah. I’m here to serve. This is what I get for being a fake Nazi on Facebook.

    Aganim,

    Oof, talking about taking one for the team… Your service is much appreciated. 🫡

    BonesOfTheMoon,

    Nazis are the most humorless people on earth. That’s why they are Nazis. Take it from me.

    stinerman,
    @stinerman@midwest.social avatar

    This guy has a breeding kink and decided to post it on FB.

    Zipitydew,

    Shooters shoot their shot

    AllNewTypeFace,
    @AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

    It’s not a kink if you believe God told you to do it.

    don,

    Then it’s just a cult.

    figjam,

    A sad cult with one member

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