atomicpoet, (edited )
@atomicpoet@mastodon.social avatar

Mastodon is terrible because it’s hard to join—unlike , a social network that is hard to join, which is great.

scentedmeat,
@scentedmeat@norcal.social avatar

@atomicpoet 🔥🔥🔥

neoczo,
@neoczo@mastodon.world avatar

@atomicpoet ought to start working on a welcoming committee to receive the refugees when the times of turns cash green.

Graygoose,
@Graygoose@mstdn.social avatar

@atomicpoet Welcome to the new age. It’s 2023 and Spinners gonna spin.

https://youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU

pre,

@atomicpoet Yeah, but Mastodon is hard to join because you have to be smart enough whereas Bluesky is only hard to join because you have to be in with the right crowd.

You can be as dumb as you like on BlueSky, and it don't matter as long as you're popular.

atomicpoet,
@atomicpoet@mastodon.social avatar

When will those Mastodon people realize that nobody wants decentralization? We just want pre-Elon Twitter!

And that’s why you should join me on , a place which will never decentralize and is exactly like pre-Elon Twitter.

kevin,
@kevin@social.losno.co avatar

@atomicpoet when did you become a parody of yourself?

atomicpoet, (edited )
@atomicpoet@mastodon.social avatar

I’m getting real “Linux on the desktop guy” vibes from the Fediverse.

Now if you don’t mind me, I’m going to edit the DNS settings of the TXT record to my domain so I can insert the proper DID value in order to make my handle just so.

BakercatsPolWat04,

@atomicpoet I’m glad you’re happy. But a sales guy you are not.

atomicpoet,
@atomicpoet@mastodon.social avatar
FinchHaven,

@atomicpoet

[alt-tabs to one of six terminal windows]

[up-arrow-enter]

[selects text; ctrl-shift-c]

Yeah

Linux ______ 5.15.0-71-generic -Ubuntu SMP Tue Apr 18 09:00:29 UTC 2023 x86_64 x86_64 x86_64 GNU/Linux

atomicpoet,
@atomicpoet@mastodon.social avatar

Journalists are flocking to , and not Mastodon because Bluesky allows retweets—which Mastodon doesn’t allow.

Oh, and about hashtags, direct messages, and post edits not being available on Bluesky? Journalists don’t need them.

awoodsnet,
@awoodsnet@phpc.social avatar
atomicpoet,
@atomicpoet@mastodon.social avatar

@awoodsnet You tell ‘em!

thisismissem,
@thisismissem@hachyderm.io avatar

@atomicpoet well, I guess it's good quote posts are now coming to Mastodon, then

atomicpoet,
@atomicpoet@mastodon.social avatar

@thisismissem Yep 😆

theLastTheorist,

@thisismissem @atomicpoet They were essential when we didn't have them but I bet once we do they will go back to being bad.

mori,
@mori@mastodon.au avatar

@atomicpoet Ah, I thought they were flocking there because they’re all fancy people looking for hype and exclusivity. Getting a nose full of those tasty invites has gotta be a real fillip 😁

atomicpoet,
@atomicpoet@mastodon.social avatar

@mori 🤫

They might hear you.

RumbleArray,

@atomicpoet @mori You're on Bluesky right? What Bluesky has that Mastodon doesn't? Asides from quotes?

atomicpoet,
@atomicpoet@mastodon.social avatar

@RumbleArray @mori Invite codes!

RumbleArray,

@atomicpoet @mori some journalists after knowing that is invite only i.e exclusivity

steve,
@steve@social.dinn.ca avatar

@atomicpoet I hate this argument because quote posts are entirely a client-side feature. It's ridiculous.

atomicpoet,
@atomicpoet@mastodon.social avatar

Why is Mastodon always so serious? The problem with you people is you never post anything for the fun of it.

If only Mastodon would follow ’s example of posting cat pics.

cydonian,
@cydonian@vivaldi.net avatar

@atomicpoet This place needs some celebrity shitposters, agreed.

stephen,
@stephen@stephenwuebker.social avatar
atomicpoet,
@atomicpoet@mastodon.social avatar

@stephen You leave my mother out of this!

stephen,
@stephen@stephenwuebker.social avatar
peteo,

@atomicpoet
Maybe Mastodon needs another signature animal mascot? Dogs? Headgehogs? Capybara?

FinchHaven,

@atomicpoet

May I offer:

Stoats Every Hour Bot @weaselbot

CapibaraBot Bot @capibarabot

Red Panda Every Hour! @RedPandaEveryHr

Sheep Every Hour Bot @hourlysheep

Think I got more

No cats

Sorry

stephen,
@stephen@stephenwuebker.social avatar
stephen,
@stephen@stephenwuebker.social avatar
docuguy,

@atomicpoet You are on to something here.

atomicpoet,
@atomicpoet@mastodon.social avatar

The core problem with Mastodon is that it’s too political, unlike which completely steers clear of politics.

Matty Iglesias can vouch for me here.

lucybeahere,
@lucybeahere@mastodon.social avatar

@atomicpoet
Please don’t even say that name! I really don’t miss seeing it! 😂

atomicpoet,
@atomicpoet@mastodon.social avatar

I trust because it’s used by Jack Dorsey.

No former Twitter CEO would ever use Mastodon!

echuta,

@atomicpoet you dropped this /s

atomicpoet,
@atomicpoet@mastodon.social avatar

Unlike Bluesky, Mastodon is full of rank amateurs. No serious organization would use it.

Where’s the W3C or EU or Ars Technica? Show me anyone like them on Mastodon.

Checkmate, ActivityPub!

drops mic

noondlyt,

@atomicpoet Where's the sarcasm font on Mastodon? On Bluesky we have a caps button that allows us to convey the deepest satire imaginable.

Cryptik,

@atomicpoet gestures keep-it-down Don’t tell them! We can pull off a Hufflepuff over here on Mastodon.
“Insufferable influencer preeners and media types? You go to BlueSky. See, it has a nice “BS” logo already for you to “skeet” to. No those words are technical terms and not at all what they sound like. They are All You… yes, yes, go on, clamor madly for an invite, you’ll love it!” “Make sure you take the ads with you!

Cryptik,

@atomicpoet id suggest G+ would have been an excellent analog for Ravenclaw, but like Ravenclaw, G+ never figured out how to socialize well outside of school. shrugs
Note- I consistently sort into Ravenclaw, and loved G+, so I’m outing myself here.

Cryptik,

@atomicpoet while we all have a nice time here on Mastodon, figuring out how to build a more just society, while giving each other mutual support, here in our client that’s actually thinking about how to amplify the good, while taking reasoned approaches to mitigating the bad.

Cryptik,

@atomicpoet “Neo-Nazis, authoritarian jerkwads, and MAGA trolls? You go to Twitter- have fun propping up the grift for $8/month $12 on iOS! All the other grifters are there- you’ll fit right in! Be sure to send the nice man Little Jimmy’s college fund!” !

erinaceus,

@atomicpoet "Would a former Twitter CEO use it?" is the question I'll ask now before joining a new platform. 😅

Plumbert,
@Plumbert@thecanadian.social avatar

@erinaceus @atomicpoet "Would a former Twitter CEO use it?" is the question I'll ask now before using a public washroom

memathews,

@atomicpoet You've posted so many of the toots I needed today 😁

ramsey,
@ramsey@phpc.social avatar

@atomicpoet Cat pictures attract ALFs, and ALFs eat cats.

abdulla77,

@atomicpoet Politics is everywhere.. can’t escape it.

Gigi_QueenOfNuttin,

@atomicpoet
I know I'm trying to keep it funny. Or silly.

Izzy,

@atomicpoet I’m horribly depressed and lonely, okay? I have no job and I’m broke. Maybe someday I’ll share pictures of my cat who doesn’t even live with me!

atomicpoet,
@atomicpoet@mastodon.social avatar

@Izzy 🤗

stephen,
@stephen@stephenwuebker.social avatar

@atomicpoet i mean, if you’re asking for a flood of cat pics, im sure I can oblige lol

Cassandra,

@atomicpoet
I've seen so many beautiful pictures and funny pictures and memes here. I see a lot of posts just there to make us laugh, and they do make me laugh.

Cassandra,

@atomicpoet

I could run a music game. There was one over on Twitter, and I filled in when the regular host was away. I post a line from a song, and you have to post the next line.

iod,

@atomicpoet

i can only recommend @memeinmymastodon only posts positive vibes

BlakeL,

@atomicpoet why don't you guys on Mastodon come spin with us over here on ​:calckey:​

bjornqc,
@bjornqc@mstdn.ca avatar

@atomicpoet
Only one I have handy

mcnulla,
@mcnulla@techhub.social avatar

@atomicpoet | /dev/null

LOL

harleygold,
@harleygold@mas.to avatar

@atomicpoet Fkn . Delete your account. You don’t deserve to be here.

2ndNatureDev,
@2ndNatureDev@mastodon.nu avatar
dantemercurio,
@dantemercurio@ioc.exchange avatar

@atomicpoet Ask and ye shall receive.

ChrisBoese,
@ChrisBoese@newsie.social avatar

@atomicpoet Well, they will only be talking to each other. Erm, a closed bubble gathers no moss?

nonlinear,

@atomicpoet Twitter making reach compulsory and mastodon creating friction so reach doesn't happen are still them defining top down.

As users choose audience (friends only, etc), they should also choose reach (searchability).

Maybe bluesky causes mastodon to rethink. And if both are truly open source, they'll interop.

sukiletxe,

@atomicpoet Explain this "Mastodon doesn't allow retweets" thing? Or do you mean quotes?

north,
@north@fosstodon.org avatar

@atomicpoet This one bothers me quite a bit. The ability to get your organization to modify DNS is so massively restricted, when compared to a simple file in .well-known or something.

You will absolutely never, ever, ever see something like @aoc.house.gov, for example. Never going to happen -- did I already say ever?

Cassandra,

@atomicpoet
What is "Linus on the desktop guy"?

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