Etterra,

Maybe they meant “never installed or mounted”.

Either that or they were talking about their brain.

ohlaph,

As long as you don’t see yourself, or anyone or anything, or unwrap ot, or let it exist, you’re good

atrielienz,

This is bigoted against Vampires.

Land_Strider,

I don’t know how the part that is “bigoted” came out of it but I’ll allow it considering that the vampires and the mirrors have a relation.

joneskind,
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

I am gonna put my take here, with a little piece of personal information.

I had a girlfriend who love to make it in front of mirrors. I almost forgot about it until I saw the bed’s reflection in the mirror.

I might be wrong though, but that’s when the “never used” made me laugh.

zyratoxx,
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

The real question is:

Never used for what?

Senex,
@Senex@reddthat.com avatar

Self reflection?

shiveyarbles,

That’s just where they store it

jlow,

Vampire?

FunkyMonk,

Plot twist, they went blind and we are all horrible.

ivanafterall,
ivanafterall avatar

Blindness doesn't stop the photons/magic from bouncing off the mirror, they just couldn't see it. Even in the photo, the mirror is visibly turned on and reflecting things. It's very much used.

FunkyMonk,

Ah but then is it the mirror that uses the world or the world that uses the mirror? Is the Mirror just now starting it's own Fools journey and need to gain experience by being viewed to expeince 'the world' or is it a passive thing. Aren't all things and beings being 'used' by the entropy of all? Language is fun ;3

possiblylinux127,

If a tree falls in a forest does anyone hear it

ivanafterall,
ivanafterall avatar

Is anyone in the forest?

brewbellyblueberry,

the mirror is visibly turned on

That’s a sentence.

Yeah you wanna use that mirror, yeah?

mibo80,

wake up babe new fetish just dropped

magic_lobster_party,

For sale:
IKEA mirror,
Never used.

Zorque,

😭

CaptainBlagbird,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Is there a six word stories community on Lemmy? 🤔

CherenkovBlue,
@CherenkovBlue@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar
downpunxx, (edited )
downpunxx avatar

gran vag? no i don't think i will, i couldn't see myself in there

ivanafterall,
ivanafterall avatar

Don't be too hard on gran vag! Take it from Benjamin Franklin:

The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

dbx12,

That was an awkward scene in AC 3

lightnsfw,

don’t knock it til you’ve tried it.

ThePantser,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

Owner is a vampire.

Whisper06,

I was going through one of my towns but and sell pages and found a post of a “never used” dress and the lady was wearing it. I asked if it was never used then why is she wearing it. Argument ensued with other commenters and she ended up removing the pictures of her in it

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Do you know if she sold the pristine dress?

Whisper06,

No idea, I didn’t follow it that far lol

TronnaRaps,

“Gran-vag”

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

That’s why it’s so vast and spacious

CarlsIII,

Nobody said “you talkin to me” into it

ImplyingImplications,

Also valid are “Ayyyyyy” and “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard.”

dill,

This does bring up an interesting question? What did it mean for a mirror to be used?

Zorque,

It was probably never mounted on a wall or door or whatever.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

But what about the roof of their car to defend from the 5G nanobots?

“oh, it’s used then”

reflex,
reflex avatar

What did it mean for a mirror to be used?

Rails of booger sugar have been snorted off it.

octoperson,

Just reflect on it for a while

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