Girlparts,
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Itty53,
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I gotta be honest, I am all for world governments encouraging and yes, facilitating billionaires to hurt each other in one-on-one combat. Sell tickets and snacks why not. Pay per view. Just give the money to government services.

What with estate taxes, I would think it's potentially quite a valuable use of a goverment's time.

sensibilidades,

I think all that would happen is billionaires would pay people to be their 'front' character and somehow find a way to monetize it on the down-low.

Cylusthevirus,
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I think you've just backed your way into boxing/MMA again lol.

sailsperson,
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Next we need politicians and policy makers putting their fists to work instead of sending others, preferably in taxable ways, too.

One could dream.

FaceDeer,
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That's how you get President Camacho.

Not complaining. President Camacho knew the limits of his intelligence and listened to a smart advisor when he found one, which puts him ahead of most every other world leader.

LostCause,

So people will fly around stupidly in private jets visiting this crap and damage the environment for nothing. Well they already do that, I‘m still not a fan of them continuing to do that.

At least make it a fight to the death, that might turn this into a climate neutral event.

AngrilyEatingMuffins,
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Hide Penta under the ring and let him loose three minutes in

inkican,

Is it to the death? Please say it's to the death.

Ronno,
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But can Mark… die?

paper_clip,
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Eh, they could just boot up another copy and restore from backup.

0xtero,
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Betting his intro song would be "Human" by the Human League.

Wit,
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You say that as if there's a serious chance he'll lose.

siuvhne,
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unless they've uploaded his consciousness to another computer, which I don't think they can do yet... if you destroy the machine, you destroy the man.

ErnestDoodler,
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You ever play rockem sockem robots? I expect it's something like that.

suoko,
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He died already, you're just watching its meta-verse avatar now

Cylusthevirus,
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Only if you crack the waterproof coating on his motherboard.

ivanafterall,
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Nah, even if that happens, he's good if you just pop him in some rice for a day or two.

metaStatic,

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Froyn,

That's the only way I'd tune in. Thunder Dome rules 2 men enter 1 man leaves. So either kill him or castrate him, idc which.

Girlparts,
Girlparts avatar

Oh I hope so.

suoko,
suoko avatar

For sure you can't poo till the end.

sparseMatrix,
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@inkican

@Girlparts

You have to say it like Vulcan Ambassador 'T'Pau' in Star Trek:

'' ...dis fight is to de dett...'

Yewb,

If you had almost infinite money is this how you would spend your time?

ivanafterall,
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genfood,

Why do they want to fight each other? Or is this some kind of a joke?

c0mplexx,

life is indeed some kind of joke

34,

I really wish MTV still did Celebrity Death Match because I think that is as real as this could get.

root_beer,
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When is Elon’s mommy gonna step in and call it off?

popekingjoe,
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Hahaha what the fuck is going on?! This timeline really is just fucked isn't it?

slicedcheesegremlin,
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Give them swords too, if we're going to have the first gladiator match in that thing in nearly 2000 years.

EmptyRadar,
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No chance this was ever going to happen...

Sarsaparilla,
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Both Musk and Zuck are reportedly fully committed and have been engaging in negotiations with Dana White regarding the fight's specifics multiple times a day for over a week.

The main challenge lies in the significant height and weight difference between the two contenders, although both men seem unfazed by this issue.

I dunno, seems they're keen for it.

goryramsy,

This is getting good...

MisterMoo,
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Hm, two needy attention-seeking billionaires are stirring up publicity for themselves. Let's do our part and comment on it and share posts about it, gang!

AngrilyEatingMuffins,
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It’s like the lottery - you don’t buy the ticket for the money, you buy for the fantasy. We’re gonna hear about these guys five times a week, anyway - might as well imagine them getting bludgeoned to death, as well

rodhlann,
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Will there be lions?

Suddenmoose,

bets on zuck the money peeping lizard gonna cave elon chungus face in

Flaky_Fish69,
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Winner faces lions?

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