Hazzia,

Get back in the call center, ted

hanrahan,
@hanrahan@slrpnk.net avatar

Wait, what ? Trump’s Pecker leaks ?

subignition,
subignition avatar

No, Ted Cruz's pecker started pouring out beans... 😭

Alexstarfire,

I don’t think Ted Cruz can feel humiliation.

jkrtn,

Rafael is a slug eating the nation’s lettuces.

errer,

Ted Cruz: “Being humiliated is my fetish!”

jordanlund,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

“becoming the disgrace of the Lone Star State.”

Hey, hey, hey, there’s still Ken Paxton…

techdirt.com/…/top-prosecutor-in-texas-doesnt-und…

some_guy,

And Greg Abbott. There’s plenty of shame to go around. Not that they are capable of shame, empathy, kindness, or other normal human feelings.

jkrtn,

Texas sure has several strong contenders for being the biggest disgrace.

downpunxx,

haven't you learned anything yet, teddy cruz cannot be humiliated by anything ever, it's not possible, he'd have to care what anyone thought of him, and he clearly only cares about retaining power at any cost. these schadenfreude bullshit headlines presupose people like cruz can be humiliated, and therefore attempt to suck in eyeballs to "feast on the joy of other misfortune". cruz couldn't give a single rat fuck about any of this, all he cares about is being re-elected, and as has been shown the monsters of the state of texas couldn't give a shit about it either.

ShadowRam,

You give him too much credit.

He's too stupid to understand he's being humiliated.

homesweethomeMrL,

When Cancun Cruz was asked what he thought of Pecker’s testimony, he sniffed sanctimoniously that he is “not interested in revisiting ancient history.” I’ll bet. I can only imagine how humiliating it must be for Cruz to have to humble himself before the man who publicly shamed him, all to keep his seat in the Senate where no one likes him anyway.

On days like these, Ted probably wishes he had pursued his dream of making a “teen tit film” rather than becoming the disgrace of the Lone Star State.

Sure thing . . . Ted

cheese_greater,

Sanctimoniously

More like Santorumoniously

Wrench,

he is “not interested in revisiting ancient history.”

Except when the SCOTUS and state courts are ruling on modern cases. Like taking away women’s rights.

henfredemars,

He’s into it.

TropicalDingdong,

Missed opportunity for the title:

“Ted Cruz humiliated by Pecker”

Jimmyeatsausage,

Ted Cruz in trouble after Pecker leaks at Trump trial…more at 11.

TropicalDingdong,

It reads like a radio DJ joke:

“Looks like Ted Cruz humiliated as Pecker spills beans on Trump’s vicious insults.

Ted Cruz just learned the hard way—dealing with a little Pecker can be really embarrassing!”

(pregnant pause)

“And heres Taylor Swift…”

geekworking,

Ted Cruz Slammed By Pecker

tacosanonymous,

*Destroyed

ZoopZeZoop,

“Pecker is pain in Ted Cruz’ ass.”

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

The headline they did use makes my silly brain think that Ted Cruz has a sentient penis. Which makes me sick because now I am thinking about Ted Cruz’s penis 🤢

TropicalDingdong,

Maybe try this one instead:

“Ted Cruz rubs Pecker wrong.”

Jimmyeatsausage,

Ted Cruz has a totally normal, human-style penis.

www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com

cheese_greater,

Youhumans and yourfeelings, always getting in the way of BIG CASH PAYOFF$$$

rebelsimile,

Pecker revelation in court shames Ted Cruz.

xmunk,

And it couldn’t have happened to a better person.

Grobmobularb,

Cruz is a cuck

elbarto777,

I hate that fucking word. The trumpers ruined it for me.

athairmor,

So, you no longer like watching your wife have sex with other men because trumpets coopted that word?

That sucks!

elbarto777,

Oh no, no. I still do! I just call myself, well, a good host.

njm1314,

A lot of conservatives are. Think about the mindset. Conservatives crave authority. Authoritarianism, the strong man, a daddy figure even. That’s the heart of conservatism. They want to follow something. They want someone to tell them what to do. It leads right into the fetish.

Got_Bent,

I assure you that Heidi calls the shots in that household.

MehBlah,

No one deserves humiliation more than ted.

elbarto777,

Rafael* Cruz.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Hey hey, no dead naming.

Jimmyeatsausage,

Rafael doesn’t think that’s a real thing, and we should respect that for him.

HauntedBucket,

I’m pretty sure that’s Ted Cruz’s only state of being

Gork,

Ted Cruz is only one being and not many.

Car,

www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com

I got that reference

snausagesinablanket,
@snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world avatar

Pecker spills beans 8======D - - -

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

This Pecker is far too long for so few beans bein’ spilled

ivanafterall,
ivanafterall avatar

What's Going Down: Juicy Release as Pecker Unloads Trump's Direction, Ted Cruz Caught in Crossfire

ptz, (edited )
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

Can someone with no sense of shame actually be humiliated, though?

Kindof the Republican version of “If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound?”

As melon scratchers go, that’s a honey doodle.

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