Adorable_Sergal, (edited )
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We used to have programming books.

(patch notes: added a more detailed description of the man to the alt text)

miah,
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Adorable_Sergal,
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@miah well heck, if I saw books like this as a little girl, I'd have gone into computers a lot earlier than I did :(

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  • jimfl,
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    @miah @Adorable_Sergal Oh, wow! I had one of those, but it was branded as a TRS-80 MC-10.

    jimfl,
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    @miah @Adorable_Sergal Moebius! Now we’re ticking all the nostalgia boxes!

    glightly,
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    Adorable_Sergal,
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    @glightly I'm still wondering if the publisher thought this was just pulp sci-fi and stamped the approval on it not knowing what it was

    m,
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    @Adorable_Sergal The book’s text is online and it’s faintly menacing: “FORTH cannot be compared with other programming languages. While you are learning to program in FORTH it would be better to forget all you have learned about other languages.”

    eribosot,
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    @Adorable_Sergal Apparently, FORTH is a language for real, well-endowed, manly men, not wimpy cucks with micropenises. Only those who can hold up a giant block of granite while kneeling on a keyboard key are worthy.

    Adorable_Sergal,
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    @eribosot thankfully we have expanded and evolved our computational acceptance of manhood beyond cervix-punchers, and embrace cucks and micropenises.

    eribosot,
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    @Adorable_Sergal True, but where do you see that wider diversity embraced on computer science textbook covers? Now it would just be something like this.

    jensens,
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    @Adorable_Sergal
    The alt text is 🥇.

    Adorable_Sergal,
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    @jensens such a memorable book cover deserves an equally memorable alt text <3

    theaardvark,
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    @Adorable_Sergal
    Kudos for the Alt-text!

    Adorable_Sergal,
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    @theaardvark Welcome!

    notthatdelta,

    @Adorable_Sergal "fungal banana man-fruit"

    ugh anyway I just ordered a copy.

    notthatdelta,

    @Adorable_Sergal update: I have the copy.

    Adorable_Sergal,
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    @notthatdelta Definitely coffee table book-worthy!

    mariokorte,

    @Adorable_Sergal I love the very detailed alt text!

    Adorable_Sergal,
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    @mariokorte i try to care for my TUI sisters and brothers

    csaki01,

    @Adorable_Sergal What I get from this is that both men and women used to be hypersexualised

    Adorable_Sergal,
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    @csaki01 truly a better, more equitable timeline

    gruik,
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    @Adorable_Sergal this is a well protecting lady armor

    dxzdb,
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    @gruik @Adorable_Sergal 🤣 the Forth book I remember had a really fancy plaid. 😏

    VieilOgre,
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  • jimfl,
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    @VieilOgre @Adorable_Sergal I approached the updated alt text with some trepidation. Was not disappointed!

    Adorable_Sergal,
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    @jimfl @VieilOgre I calls 'em like I sees 'em!

    Lazarou,
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    @Adorable_Sergal I never knew programming could be so kinky/sexy, I want to explore this alternate timeline more....

    Adorable_Sergal,
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    @Lazarou the power to merge timelines is ours and ours alone

    pmonks,
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    @Adorable_Sergal @Binder The dude’s tuck game needs some work.

    Adorable_Sergal,
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    @pmonks @Binder nah, he fine :D

    adriano,
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    @Adorable_Sergal The alt-text for the image somehow missed the obscene bulge, but it's there

    Adorable_Sergal,
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    @adriano i mean, one person's obscenity is another person's joy, but yeah i did miss out on describing the Hidden Mushroom XD

    masukomi,
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    @Adorable_Sergal

    I have no words....
    I can't stop staring at his crotch.

    jrdepriest,

    @masukomi @Adorable_Sergal

    It's like a tiny elephant trunk.

    Adorable_Sergal,
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    @jrdepriest @masukomi it'd be cool if it was just as prehensile but alas, evolution doesn't care

    Moss_the_TeXie,
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    @Adorable_Sergal
    I remember hacking Forth stuff on my first 520ST but I somehow can’t recall wearing that … ah-hrrm … “clothing” when doing so …

    Adorable_Sergal,
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    @Moss_the_TeXie Rookie mistake!

    zenkat,

    @Adorable_Sergal her bra tho ... clearly forth was designed for low-G environments

    Adorable_Sergal,
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    @zenkat Her bra is like me in that it barely gets the job done but still looks good while doing it.

    zenkat,

    @Adorable_Sergal lol love it

    still don't get how a bra with no bottoms actually provides support, tho ... technically aren't those more like shoulder pads?

    Adorable_Sergal,
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    @zenkat her bra continues to be like me in that i also refuse to offer support :)

    _tillwe_,
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    @Adorable_Sergal The inside mostly didn't fit the expectations, IIRC.

    Adorable_Sergal,
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    @_tillwe_ I mean, I would want to follow up a stellar act like this, so yah

    KatS,
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    @Adorable_Sergal THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US!!!

    Adorable_Sergal,
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    @KatS they ain't takin' shit from me; i'm cutting all my bras in half now

    CAETFOOD,

    @Adorable_Sergal I'm very bisexual all of a sudden

    Adorable_Sergal,
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    @CAETFOOD it's nice that there's a little something for most everybody here

    DeltaWye,
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    @Adorable_Sergal What a ridiculous cover. I love it.

    Adorable_Sergal,
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    @DeltaWye imagine being the publisher signing off on this. they probably thought it was some pulp sci-fi trash and went "sure"

    BenVernia,

    @Adorable_Sergal decades ago, when I was a programmer, there was an acronym: RTFM (read the f**king manual). Is that still a thing? I don’t think there are any manuals anymore.

    Adorable_Sergal,
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    @BenVernia manuals are more difficult to come by, which makes the ones I own all the more cherished, but manpages still exist, so mentally I've shifted to the 'M' being 'manpage'

    eyrea,

    @BenVernia @Adorable_Sergal RTFD (docs instead of manual)

    lanzz,

    @Adorable_Sergal illustrated by Tom of Finland?

    Adorable_Sergal,
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    @lanzz whoever they are, i'll buy 'em a pint of mead

    alexanderdyas,

    @Adorable_Sergal But apparently no bra fitters

    Adorable_Sergal,
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    @alexanderdyas sometimes you just gotta go with what you got and hope for the best

    IoanSaid,
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    @Adorable_Sergal though today, we're receiving this!

    Adorable_Sergal,
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    @IoanSaid oh gosh, i probably need to pick this up for my kid

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