stavvers,
@stavvers@masto.ai avatar

I made the terrible mistake of dimly remembering that the Portuguese man-o-war is not a jellyfish so trying to find out what they actually are

Anyway turns out they are floating colonies of at least 4 specialised organisms and science doesn't actually know anything about the early stages of their development, and there's at least one bit on the sex module (which they have, and it fucking swims off) that science no idea what it does.

Nickiquote,
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social avatar

@stavvers Its dick actually has a mind of its own.

stavvers,
@stavvers@masto.ai avatar

@Nickiquote genuine Quasi-Autonomous Dong

ianbetteridge,
@ianbetteridge@writing.exchange avatar

@stavvers @Nickiquote Was that the name of a spaceship in Iain M Banks' Culture novels?

bitprophet,
@bitprophet@social.coop avatar

@ianbetteridge @stavvers @Nickiquote Boy I wish @cultureshipname had made it over here 😭 they're still posting on the shitbird for some reason!

noodlejetski,
@noodlejetski@masto.ai avatar

@Nickiquote hashtagrelatable
@stavvers

Lingmops,
@Lingmops@topspicy.social avatar

@stavvers it farts it’s dick off. Is this what we are saying here?

stavvers,
@stavvers@masto.ai avatar

@Lingmops in a very real sense, the dick in fact seems to fart itself off

esther,

@stavvers great, I’ll have to do all that math again for a jellyfish part

Rhaedas,
Rhaedas avatar

@stavvers outside of the environment?

@Lingmops

xorn,
@xorn@mastodon.social avatar

@stavvers Siphonophores are really interesting. Are there any good in-depth talks on them?

cbehopkins,

@stavvers now getting flashbacks to the detachable penis song.

mivox,
@mivox@mivox.net avatar

@cbehopkins @stavvers Was just going to post a link. 😂

antinomy,
@antinomy@prattle.org.uk avatar

@stavvers Advance scouts for an alien civilisation. Like cephalopods.

stavvers,
@stavvers@masto.ai avatar

@antinomy at least a squid is one thing, they're not even 100% sure how many things are in a man-o-war

stavvers,
@stavvers@masto.ai avatar

From my understanding of what I have read, while the Portuguese man-o-war itself cannot swim, only float where the tides and winds take it, the detachable sex module can and does.

StumpyTheMutt,

@stavvers Detachable sex module? Sounds like a 70's punk band...

Elleaster,
@Elleaster@ohai.social avatar

@StumpyTheMutt well, it's an 80s song, if that helps?

Detachable Penis
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detachable_Penis

StumpyTheMutt,

@Elleaster Yea - I was thinking of that very tune!

Elleaster,
@Elleaster@ohai.social avatar

@StumpyTheMutt it cannot be unheard

BalooUriza,

@StumpyTheMutt Can confirm. Saw them open for Sweaty Nipples at La Luna in Portland back in the 90s.

esther,

@stavvers wait, so it has a strap-on that moves on its own when detached?

stavvers,
@stavvers@masto.ai avatar

@esther yes, and it has a part, which is a separate organism, which They Literally Have No Idea What It Does

esther,

@stavvers sometimes that feels relatable

nrohluap,
@nrohluap@ioc.exchange avatar

@stavvers Cue obligatory King Missile track …
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc

kickstink,
@kickstink@mas.to avatar

@nrohluap @stavvers I tapped in to post this but you’d beaten me to it. You are the winner.

nrohluap,
@nrohluap@ioc.exchange avatar

@stavvers @kickstink @ducklingsmith posted a snippet of the lyrics before I found a link to the song.

I get silver.

james,

@stavvers "detachable sex module" is how I will be referring to my strap on from now on.

esther,

@james @stavvers exactly what I was thinking about :D

stavvers,
@stavvers@masto.ai avatar

@esther @james gonna level with you both, also same

esther,
james,
robparsons,
@robparsons@mastodon.social avatar

@james @esther @stavvers I did not join Mastodon for everybody in my timeline to be so predictable. Sort yourselves out! Now!

esther,
james,

@esther @robparsons @stavvers I'm autistic, being predictable is my foreplay

cbehopkins,

@james @stavvers can I take the name "Portuguese man of war" for mine then?

james,

@cbehopkins @stavvers only if your genitals have multiple detachable modules that scientists lay awake at night thinking about

SvenGeier, (edited )
@SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz avatar

@james @cbehopkins @stavvers who cares about scientists, I lie awake at night wondering what my genitals are up to...

stavvers,
@stavvers@masto.ai avatar

ok ok we're all having banter about detachable penises and floating dongs but I feel obliged to say in fact man-o-wars have a sex binary and therefore every goddamn weird module in one colony is either male, or female, and therefore some of them are in fact detachable she/they pussies.

stavvers,
@stavvers@masto.ai avatar

So from my understanding of the Portuguese man-o-war life cycle, science knows that the sex module swims off. Then they don't know where it goes, how it fertilises, or what happens once it's fertilised, and basically the next thing they know happens is the sail (which is an individual separate organism in the colony) to develop so the fucker floats up.

cstross,
@cstross@wandering.shop avatar

@stavvers And then there's the Irukandji family of box jellyfish, which are absolutely tiny (their bell is about 5mm in diameter, but their tentacles are over a metre long) and will totally murder you, and you will die screaming in agony:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irukandji_jellyfish

Tekchip,
@Tekchip@mastodon.social avatar

@stavvers I...I don't like this at all. :AAAAAA:

BoredomFestival,
@BoredomFestival@sfba.social avatar

@stavvers Detachable Sex Module is a good band name

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