Alice, (edited )
@Alice@beige.party avatar

You must have misheard me.
I didn’t say I was an alpha male, I said I was an ALF female.

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

What’s the difference between an alpha male and an ALF female?

Only one eats pussy.

OkayKay,

@Alice
🤣🤣🤣
More please!

pork_soda,

@Alice

IndyDevCO,

@Alice 😳😳😳🤣🤣🤣🤣

faraiwe,

@Alice don't kink shunway.

enoch,

@Alice 😂🤣🤣

Alf eating pussy

shayz0rz,
@shayz0rz@mastodon.online avatar

@Alice @LoganFive When people say there's no shitposting in fedi…seems fake! 😂

ampersine,
@ampersine@mastodon.online avatar

@Alice Ha! I kill me!

DocBohn,
@DocBohn@techhub.social avatar

@Alice suddenly, I'm no longer sure you're talking about the sitcom from the '80s

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@DocBohn I am definitely talking about the sitcom from the 80s.

bleakfuture,
@bleakfuture@techhub.social avatar

@Alice @DocBohn is it Fuck Alf? He’s the Alf who Fucks.

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@bleakfuture @DocBohn U got NE more pix?

bleakfuture,
@bleakfuture@techhub.social avatar

@Alice @DocBohn subscribe to my AlflyFans to message me

Here’s a taste of Tiddy Alf

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@bleakfuture @DocBohn I’m so close.

bleakfuture,
@bleakfuture@techhub.social avatar

@Alice @DocBohn alright girl - you want the nasty stuff?

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@bleakfuture @DocBohn 😂 Poor Doc Bohn getting dragged through all of this.

bleakfuture,
@bleakfuture@techhub.social avatar

@Alice @DocBohn oh shit. Sorry for the soft core Alf.

DocBohn,
@DocBohn@techhub.social avatar

@Alice @bleakfuture oh, my poor sensitive eyes!

Sully from "Monsters, Inc." fainting

bleakfuture,
@bleakfuture@techhub.social avatar

@DocBohn @Alice I know but his face is everywhere.

adhdmarie,

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    bleakfuture,
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    @adhdmarie @Alice @DocBohn I’m sorry - I’ve crossed the streams!

    DocBohn,
    @DocBohn@techhub.social avatar

    @Alice Oh, no wait. I just remembered Alf's favorite snack.

    (But I'm still no longer sure.)

    Alice,
    @Alice@beige.party avatar

    @DocBohn It’s definitely the point of the joke, bud.

    DocBohn,
    @DocBohn@techhub.social avatar

    @Alice yeah, I know. Seems I'm slow on the uptake.

    That, and my immediate word association with Alf is "mustard". It's because of the "Alf Tales" cartoon. They had an episode that mirrors the John Henry legend, but with chefs. There's a conversation:
    "You said I couldn't cut the mustard!" / "You can't cut the mustard. You spoon the mustard!"

    CaptainFlab,
    @CaptainFlab@libretooth.gr avatar

    @Alice @alexpsmith

    Clapping Applause GIF

    Twotired,

    @Alice
    I knew the answer to that one!

    It was right on the tip of my tongue.

    megapenguinx,

    @Alice

    Aidy Bryant Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

    skinwalkerpenelope,

    @Alice How do I become an A.L.F female as I loved A.L.F

    Alice,
    @Alice@beige.party avatar

    @skinwalkerpenelope You just need to want it enough and I can see that you do, so welcome to the club!

    skinwalkerpenelope,

    @Alice Yaaayyyyy thank you 😊 the very first club I've been welcomed to join

    You're the best 😊💖

    Alice,
    @Alice@beige.party avatar

    @skinwalkerpenelope 💗🙌

    skinwalkerpenelope,

    @Alice 😍🥰 :apple:

    amiserabilist,
    @amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com avatar

    @Alice

    Pepoon

    billyjoebowers,
    @billyjoebowers@mastodon.online avatar

    @Alice

    Sexy 80s saxophone starts playing...

    justafrog,
    @justafrog@mstdn.social avatar

    @Alice Don't you come near the cats.

    ned,

    @Alice

    glasspusher,

    @Alice That race you were in, you sure it wasn't Beta Breakers?

    GregStolze,
    @GregStolze@mastodon.social avatar

    @Alice
    I'll see your Alpha male and raise you...
    https://duckduckgo.com/?q=alfalfa%20little%20rascals&ko=-1&iax=images&ia=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alwaysjacked.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F01%2Flittle-rascals-alfalfa.jpeg
    ...an Alfalfa male!

    kierkegaank,
    @kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

    @Alice Kitteh? Kitteh, where are you? KITTEH?!

    sezduck,
    @sezduck@twit.social avatar

    @Alice @StefanThinks Keep those ALF posts coming! It’s

    ALF is dancing and singing to celebrate ALF August

    yurnidiot,
    @yurnidiot@mstdn.social avatar

    @Alice primo alf toot

    ALF (brown furry alien) wearing white shirt and bowtie, giving the ok sign

    4d3fect,
    @4d3fect@sfba.social avatar

    @Alice Critical distinction there.

    zoocoup,
    @zoocoup@mastodon.social avatar

    @Alice Wrong platform. ALF content is all on Bluesky

    Alice,
    @Alice@beige.party avatar

    @zoocoup Bluesky stole the A.L.F. thing from Mastodon because that’s pretty much all that I talk about on here.

    https://beige.party/@Alice/109781381639613422

    zoocoup,
    @zoocoup@mastodon.social avatar

    @Alice So that's where all the ALF hog went on Mastodon

    bluedotmo,

    @Alice This is America. We don't need no Greek letters.

    justin,
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    Alice,
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    @justin 😂😻

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