staringatclouds, 9 months ago

@dgar Mah Tesla truck gone done me wrong

It drove off taking mah wife along

I wouldn't mind but the dawg went too

And so I sing mah song to you

staringatclouds, 9 months ago

@dgar Mah Tesla truck & car were a pair

Or so I thought, they were having an affair

The litter of tiny trucks was quite cute

But they got oil on mah best damn suit

staringatclouds, 9 months ago

@dgar Well, that went well considering I was half asleep

dgar, 9 months ago

@staringatclouds 😆

michaelslade, 9 months ago

@dgar Ford has a patent application on a self-driving car that can repossess itself and drive itself away if you fall behind in payments.

My car got self-repossessed.
My wife was inside.
Where, oh where, is she?
I miss my car.

oliver_schafeld, 9 months ago

"AI-lene, don’t take my car from me"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixrje2rXLMA

🥸🎙️

mux2000, 9 months ago

@dgar
Already wrote it
https://mux2000.bandcamp.com/track/21st-century-blues

NormanDunbar, 9 months ago

@dgar You know what happens when you play a country song backwards? Your wife comes home with your truck and brings the dog!

EDIT: I should have read the thread better. Someone beat me to it!

dgar, 9 months ago

@NormanDunbar
☝️😊✌️

leonceundlena, 9 months ago

@dgar https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F_FeZE5gQtA&pp=ygUVbXkgdHJ1Y2sgbGVmdCBtZSBzb25n

JohnSullivan, 9 months ago

@dgar @Adirondack LOL!! This is definitely happening.

mdsumner, 9 months ago

@dgar truck driver divorce, it's very sad 🎶

geospacedman, 9 months ago

@mdsumner @dgar My Truck Up and Left Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqAsPdY59p8 - from last year, does mention self-driving cars...

raphaelmorgan, 9 months ago

@dgar repeating over and over to myself this is a shitpost, not a writing prompt

dgar, 9 months ago

@raphaelmorgan 😂

McPatrick, 9 months ago

@dgar

After running him over.

leoncowle, 9 months ago

@dgar this was literal laugh out loud funny. Well done.

dgar, 9 months ago

@leoncowle 😊

ITradedMyEyes, 9 months ago

@dgar @patradio

I was drunk
So then my truck
Drove off without me
And I had to hitchhike in the rain
But before I found my F-150 on my CarPlay app
It got runned over by a daggone train

Luna, 9 months ago

@dgar Don't worry we'll get songs about people being road pirates and crashing or hacking the robot trucks to seize the booty in return.

dgar, 9 months ago

@Luna
Road warrior shanties. I like it.

PeaceNik, 9 months ago

@dgar Ha! Good one!

dgar, 9 months ago

@PeaceNik
☝️😊✌️

jbowen, 9 months ago

@dgar I'd be surprised if there weren't one already.

dgar, 9 months ago

@jbowen a couple in the comments…
☝️😏✌️

GradientU0, 9 months ago

@dgar I am really waiting for the new Christmas hit, "Grandma got run over by a Waymo."

CodieneC, 9 months ago

@dgar ...and runs off with his dog as well.

mediocratese, 9 months ago

@dgar Hahahahaha

TeflonTrout, 9 months ago

@dgar the car has to be drunk while it self-drives to be fully accurate. Fun game to play while a country station is on is to take a shot from your drivin' flask every time drinking and driving is mentioned

DuBusGuy19, 9 months ago

@dgar Depending on who the country singer is, that might be an admirable example of artificial intelligence.

tengohipo, 9 months ago

@dgar can only hope. Country is definitely not great.

dgar, 9 months ago

@tengohipo
There’s some amazingly great country songs! At least a few…

LevZadov, 9 months ago

@dgar
Woody Guthrie wrote the real national anthem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AePCvFrggZM

tengohipo, 9 months ago

@dgar very hard to come by

dgar, 9 months ago

@tengohipo
Agreed. Very few country songs I’d play during sex…
😏

Moriarty, 9 months ago

@dgar the Wells Fargo repo Boys already wrote that like 100 years ago.

trabern, 9 months ago

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dgar, 9 months ago

@trabern 😆

Blanco, 9 months ago

@dgar lol

Doreen32128, 9 months ago

@dgar Hahaaaaa!