Oh no. I am so sorry to all of the people who followed me for “wholesome stories about Mastodon friendship” only to be subjected to “suggestive photos of finger banging.”
@Alice there was a pre-Snapchat pic exchange app and friends and I would have contests to see who could get a dick pic the fastest using SFW means. Close ups of knuckles, inner elbows, armpits, neck folds, moles were all used at some point.
@mrwalter@rephlex00 It’s only weird if you like having sex with raw chickens, and that’s mostly because I’m concerned for you and your potential for getting sick from Salmonella.
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