dgar,
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For all you non-native English speakers out there, “read” is pronounced like “lead”, and “read” is pronounced like “lead”.

PetraPanda,
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MarkMifsud,

@dgar

Inglish spelling ken gow fakk ittself.

Ay wish der wos a specyal pleys in hell for huever inventid diiz horrific spelling ruuls.

RickRae,

@MarkMifsud

Related trivia: Back in the 50s "Unifon" was developed, which used phonetic characters for "spelling." Completely eliminates read/read issues.

And if you read (not read) what someone else wrote in their regional dialect (versus standard pronunciation), you experience what it's like to hear them - it comes out in THEIR accent/dialect.

Never really caught on, though Unicode does (mostly) support it.

http://www.unifon.org/pages/unifon-alphabet.html

@dgar

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  • RickRae,

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    Very cool! :ablobcatattention:

    It's interesting how style can come through as well. For example, on the page I linked there is the heading, "a phonetic alphabet for the 21st century", written in Unifon.

    They have the initial "a" represented by "U" which is Unifon for "uh".

    That's a common pronunciation, but as the article starting the phrase it feels awkward to me, and I would've written/spoken it with a long "a" (Unifon equilateral triangle).

    @MarkMifsud @dgar

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  • RickRae,

    @markusl
    Given the inventor was American - and how US-centric we can be - that makes sense.

    Randomness: I'm not much of a languages guy, but I've been nibbling around the edges of Japanese, and it's fascinating to delve into a language that uses non-English sounds AND a syllabary versus an alphabet.

    @MarkMifsud @dgar

    cowvin,
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    @dgar English pronunciation can be understood through tough, thorough thought.

    nschultz,
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    @cowvin @dgar @BlahBlah And English accents can be understood if you marry merry Mary

    chemoelectric,
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    @nschultz @cowvin @dgar @BlahBlah

    Now you know my pain as someone from New Jersey, where that is three different words, living in the larger part of North America where that is the same word.

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  • chemoelectric,
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    @markusl Someone in Ottawa, Canada, once did a big double take, because I pronounced her name ‘Karen’ like her mother from somewhere in Britain did.

    It’s a very East Coast thing. I mean New York City, yes, but most of New York State, no.

    My mother was from NYC and my father is from the West so both of them always sounded funny to me (once I developed the regional lingo). But my mother pronounced my name ‘Barry’ correctly and my dad not so much. More like ‘Berry’ but with a drawl. :)

    chemoelectric,
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    @markusl (BTW, no, I did not grow up on the Shore, but mostly 30 miles inland of there. So I don’t mean you have to actually have your feet in the Atlantic!)

    Thad,
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    @dgar But while the past tense of "read" is "read", the past tense of "lead" is "led". There's also a "lead" which sounds exactly the same as "led", but that's not the past tense of "lead", it's a kind of metal.

    beisbolcards,
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    @dgar
    I can deal with that, however, "tier" always sounds to me like "tie".

    I think my biggest problem when speaking English -which I don't do often- is forgetting a definition in the middle of a conversation.

    For instance, an ironing board is a "burro de planchar" in Spanish, which literally translate to "ironing donkey"

    dgar,
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    garretguy,

    @dgar And don't even get me started on
    cough (a bovine animal that gives milk)
    tough (also, or an indication of excess)
    and
    dough (what one does to one's cap to indicate subservience or respect)

    dhemery,
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    @dgar @marick Also “red” is pronounced like “read,” not like “read.” And “led” is pronounced like “lead,” not like “lead.”

    corbden,

    @dgar @sigridellis And just to clear up an ages-old internet debate, the “G” in GIF of pronounced like the “G” in doge.

    ll,

    @corbden @dgar @sigridellis
    Just to clear up any confusion
    It's P as in Phill
    K as in Knife
    And G as in Gnu

    ElHadjiMurad,
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    @dgar Also, because yes is pronounced "yes", eyes is pronounced "eyes". You're welcome 👍

    mohair,
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    @dgar
    For all you non-native French speakers out there, the french word "slip" means ""underpants"

    as in "freudian slip"

    the world needed to know

    BunRab,
    @BunRab@mstdn.social avatar

    @dgar
    I before E except after C, except when your weird foreign neighbors Keith and Heidi seize the reins of their eight counterfeit heifer sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters

    nahojd,

    @dgar English is a difficult language. It can be fully understood through tough and thorough thought, though.

    dgar,
    @dgar@aus.social avatar

    @nahojd 😁

    PhotonQyv,

    @dgar Does one have the right to write the rite of the wright when one does not have the right skillset?;*

    stuartb,
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    @dgar
    I love the "ough" letter string...

    Cough
    Rough
    Bough
    Bought
    Though
    Through

    All pronounced differently.

    One of the funniest things I ever saw was at a gig by an American band at Loughborough University, the singer constantly mangling the name of the place.
    "Lufburra"
    "Lowbro"
    "Louwburr"

    I'm not from there, and even I know its "Lufbra"!

    pattykimura,
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    @dgar Root is pronounced like route, and rout is pronounced like route.

    American English is ridiculous.

    siobhansarelle,

    @dgar

    Welcome to Reading Station. Please ensure you have your books with you at all times. Any unattended books will be reported to the British Transport Police and may be destroyed with a controlled explosion.

    johnnyd_cm,

    @dgar I thought he was very thorough when he went through though.

    chris_spackman,
    @chris_spackman@twit.social avatar

    @johnnyd_cm @dgar

    While we're on the topic, the following is a perfectly cromulent English sentence.

    Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

    mcnulla,
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    @dgar
    I hate when I read the word wrongly in my head then see a clue for the tense later in the sentence.

    magdalenahai,
    @magdalenahai@mstdn.social avatar

    @dgar for those of you aching to learn Finnish, "kuusi" means "a spruce", while "kuusi" means "six", while "kuusi" means "your moon". They are of course all pronounced the same: [ˈkuːs̠i]. Easy peasy!

    (Do NOT confuse with "kusi" [ˈkus̠i].)

    dgar,
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    smellsofbikes,
    @smellsofbikes@mastodon.social avatar

    @dgar I'm complaining about how hard it is to learn Japanese and two of my coworkers are openly mocking me based on how hard it is to learn English. They're all "japanese was EASY in comparison"

    james,
    @james@bne.social avatar

    @dgar I don't envy transcription and term extraction software, which needs to understand that reading (a book) is really a very different concept to Reading, a town in Berkshire.

    Reading a boring book about training is possible on the train to Reading to see the tunnel boring.

    PacMan,

    @james @dgar
    And of course, if you were a bride on the way to her wedding, you might need help to lift your train onto the train. And worry about your carriage as you step into the carriage.

    biene,
    @biene@chaos.social avatar

    @dgar I always thought it was pronounced like "lead"

    theogrin,
    @theogrin@chaosfem.tw avatar

    @dgar
    I take it you already know
    Of tough and bough and cough and dough
    Others may stumble, but not you
    On hiccough, thorough, laugh, and through.

    gretared,

    Ou en Francais! Le ver vert va vers le verre vert!

    @theogrin @dgar

    oblomov,
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    peemee,
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    @theogrin @dgar

    I pour some water in a trough
    I sneeze and splutter, then I cough.
    And with a rough hewn bough
    My muddy paddy fields I plough.
    Loaves of warm bread in a row
    Crispy crusts and doughy dough.
    Ow, my final duty to do
    And then my chores will all be through.
    My lament is finished, even though
    Learning this word game is really slow.
    It is so difficult, it's very rough
    Learning English is really tough.
    If a trough was a truff
    And a plough was a pluff
    If dough was duff
    And though was thuff
    If cough was cuff
    And through was thruff
    I would not pretend, or try to bluff,
    But of OUGH I've had enough...

    crunchysteve,

    @dgar I love the ambiguity of that pronunciation guide! Fond memories of explaining style guides to journos (The producer would make a statement like your pronunciation guide and I'd have to go over as the sound guy and quietly explain the actual pronunciation to them without the producer hearing me.) English REALY IS HARD

    BunRab,
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    @crunchysteve @dgar English /spelling/ is hard. English grammar is very easy and forgiving. Reasonably regular plurals, no case changes except personal pronouns, no gender except third person singular pronouns, no "formal" and "informal" differences in verbs...

    lynneverson,
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    @BunRab @crunchysteve @dgar of course I suppose it doesn't help all the things native speakers say "wrong" (due to regional dialects, etc). A coworker of mine in Hungary asked if she was hearing me correctly because it seemed to her i didn't ever say "Yes" ...she didn't hear the s...Then I realized I say "yep" (or yup) 99.9% of the time 🙂. Welp, gotta go

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  • neilgall,
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    @markusl @BunRab @crunchysteve @dgar My example of latin-formal-saxon-informal is usually excrement and shit.

    snott,

    @crunchysteve @dgar my workmate saying words he has only read makes this clear heh. He luckily loves learning the correct way when we work out what he means :bloblaugh:

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  • joejoetom,
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    @Jakra @dgar @crunchysteve @snott Ha! That's EXACTLY how I pronounced it the first time I saw that name! 😆

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  • joejoetom,
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    @Jakra @dgar @crunchysteve @snott Dad!! 😁

    Lstn2urmama,

    @dgar ...many who know English even have issues with the same thing...😅🤣

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