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icastico, to vinyl
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Laurie Anderson - Big Science @vinylrecords

Another nostalgia buy from the bins this week

joejoetom,
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@icastico @vinylrecords I bought that on cassette from a bargain bin in a comic book shop ages ago; I think it was only $1!

joejoetom,
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@icastico @vinylrecords I had to look up, had never heard of them before. The first article I read began “They could neither play instruments ...” I picked an album at random (Garista) ... holy heck, I was in a band ages ago () and we were definitely kindred spirits!

What the heck was a band like ZF doing in a gas station, anyway? lol

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@icastico @vinylrecords Listened to Gesture Signal Threat last night: good stuff!

When you found the cassette at the gas station, had you heard ZF before, or just bought it out of curiosity?

FlockOfCats, to random
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Hiyashi chuka

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ajsadauskas, to Trains
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Looks like Sydney Trains is going to drop the jargon from its PA announcements.

From the SMH:

"Commuters will soon be told to “get off” the train, rather than “alight”, after Sydney Trains resolved to overhaul its station announcements to favour colloquial language.

"The phrase “this train terminates here” is also being retired, due to concerns the word “terminates” is difficult to understand."

https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/this-phrase-terminates-here-sydney-train-announcement-overhaul-20240502-p5foby.html

@sydneytrains

joejoetom,
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@rusl @ajsadauskas @sydneytrains You think that's bad? I was in an airport where they made passengers "deplane" to take care of a mechanical issue. When it was time to have the passengers get back on, the gate agent made an announcement asking them to "re-deplane". 😒

GayOldTime, to gay
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Is your home lacking in glamour? Have you considered a complete set of glamour canisters or a matching biscuit barrel?

joejoetom,
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@GayOldTime Is it just me, or is that salt and pepper shaker holder just a wee bit phallic?

FlockOfCats, to random
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How I feel when I see an American TV broadcast with ads for the first time in a long while:

Gif of drinking from the firehose

joejoetom,
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@FlockOfCats @takosix @alanb The ads on Japanese YouTube seemed different than the ads on Japanese TV ... the YT ones seemed like they were made by Westerners trying to make what they think a Japanese ad is like (or, the ads seemed like American ads, only with Japanese actors).

FlockOfCats, to random
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Put on my best chiki socks and heading into Tokyo :family_mart_socks:

joejoetom,
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@FlockOfCats Doesn't that burn your feet, wearing those deep fried chicken things? LOL

ianRobinson, to music
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That Lionheart album from Kate Bush is on of my favourite albums. Ever. It had a huge impact on me when it was released in 1978. Still does. 🥰

https://songwhip.com/kate-bush/lionheart-2018-remaster

joejoetom,
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@ianRobinson It is my second favorite album, after The Dreaming. 🦁❤️

FlockOfCats, to random
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Damn is going downhill…this act is just plain boring 😮‍💨

joejoetom,
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@FlockOfCats I'll never forget the year the news was about a poor couple who had perished in their car after being caught in a blizzardAND 🎉 NOW 🎉 BACK 🎉 TO 🎉 KOHAKU!

joejoetom, to random
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Went to the internet cafe. There were no reclining seat booths available so they offered me a massage chair booth instead. I thought it would just vibrate a little.

Holy total F. Neck, back, forearms, hips, butt, legs, soles of my feet, all manipulated and kneaded and manhandled.

I feel like I've been ravished by a robot lover. 😍 🤖 💕 👍

GayOldTime, to Vintage
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The pink triangle on the back is just… [chef's kiss]

joejoetom,
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@GayOldTime When I worked in retail (a very long time ago), we had an electronic signmaking machine. Whenever Viva paper towels went on sale, the price was always 69 cents. I would make a sign like the one below on bright pink card stock. As far as I know, nobody ever caught on to what I was doing, least of all the homophobic boss!

Jyoti, to ethelcain
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42 years old and still one of my favourite ever pop songs.

My generation got it to number two in the charts.

https://youtu.be/Vkfpi2H8tOE?si=cwxCaSZHU1FUaB4m

joejoetom,
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@Jyoti I first saw this on (probably) . On the same show they aired part of ’ One Man Show, and ever since then, Jone and Anderson have been associated in my mind. Shame they never collaborated!

Jason844, to HashtagGames

Year Of the Hat - Al Stewart


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GayOldTime, to gay
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Rum, sodomy, and lash. But mostly sodomy.

joejoetom,
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@GayOldTime Okay, I have a silly question. Why was it important to have a recessed filter / keep it away from one’s lips? I don’t think I’ve ever seen cigarettes like that.

GayOldTime, to Vintage
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Janis discovers she prefers stroking a kitty to dating Harold

joejoetom,
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@GayOldTime Okay, being a classic comics fan, I had to look it up to see what /actually/ happens. Janis is a nurse who falls in love with a terminally ill patient and eventually dumps Harold to spend what time she can with her new beau. 💞

unseenjapan, to Japan
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A subway line in Tokyo now lets you enter with a credit card tap. What does this mean for the future of Japan's IC transit cards?
https://unseen-japan.com/tokyo-subway-credit-card-payment/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tokyo-subway-credit-card-payment

joejoetom,
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@unseenjapan If my card becomes obsolete, I shall make a pendant out of it.

unseenjapan, to Japan
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Why'd they have to go and make everything so complicated? A short history of how Shinjuku and Shibuya in Tokyo developed their bad reputations as Japan's most confusing train stations.
https://unseen-japan.com/shibuya-shinjuku-stations-why-complicated/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=shibuya-shinjuku-stations-why-complicated

joejoetom,
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@unseenjapan I have never gotten so lost and confused in a Japanese train station as I did in . I joke to friends that the next time I’m in Tokyo, I’m going to “conquer” Shinjuku by learning every entrance, every exit, every platform!

GayOldTime, to Vintage
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Genuine and guaranteed gay. Just like me! 🌈

joejoetom,
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@GayOldTime There’s a rainbow in my mouth! 🌈 👄

joejoetom,
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@GayOldTime What makes you think I don’t already have one? lol 🤣

GayOldTime, to gay
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For those of you who are sick of Schlitz by now, how about some Ballantine instead?
#vintageAd #gay #beer

joejoetom,
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@GayOldTime That's a porno waiting to happen. Handsome Daddy waiting at home for the repairman, then offering him a beer ... 😛

joejoetom, to Japan
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1/2 Wow, what an experience. I contacted JTB about tickets to . All the email correspondence went pretty smoothly. However, when it came time to talk on the phone, egads. She had me on speaker phone and there was a ton of noise in the background and I spent half the call asking her to repeat herself. Strangest of all, she asked for the credit card exp date and security code, then said thank you and was about to hang up! I said, “Wouldn't you like my credit card number?" "Hmm? Oh ... yes.”

GayOldTime, to gay
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I’m going to start using “people of inherent good taste” as a euphemism 🌈
#vintageAd #gay #whiskey

joejoetom,
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@GayOldTime Did men ever actually do this? Sit around in states of undress in a locker room and start pouring whiskey?

Mrfunkedude, to random
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"Call for Super Chicken."

joejoetom,
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@Mrfunkedude I. Love. Super. Chicken.

(and as the voice of Fred)

dgar, to random
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For all you non-native English speakers out there, “read” is pronounced like “lead”, and “read” is pronounced like “lead”.

joejoetom,
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@Jakra @dgar @crunchysteve @snott Dad!! 😁

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