Some are curious about my age because of my recent birthday. As an older woman you must understand I'm a bit reticent to share that information. But, what the Hell, I trust you all. 😊
I'm officially I-threw-my-back-out-in-a-goddamn-coughing-fit years old. 😒
Who needs another present when, truly, this virus is the gift that keeps on giving? As if all the phlegm wasn't already enough, right? 🤦♀️
@lisamelton I dislocated my shoulder for the third time recently. The first two times a blow was involved. This time? I was air drumming to Marvin Gaye’s Let’s Get it On. Try explaining that to the nurses at the hospital.
@lisamelton a few years ago I put my back out clicking a mouse button.
When you're young they warn you to be careful with your back when lifting heavy things. I must have skipped the lesson on the right way to click a mouse button.
@lisamelton I love being at an age, where getting up, from a chair causes involuntary reciting of the alphabet - mainly vowels, for some bizarre reason 🤷🏻♀️(or worse) grunting in pain. Oh and forgetting peoples names, so you assign them a number…seriously what-in-the-heck is going on???
@lisamelton if you get a fever with it let your GP know if its been going for longer than a week as it could be a chest infection there are nasty ones about so take care, I've only just tested negative for Covid after being positive for a week. Hope you feel better soon
My niece had a cold for about a month that turned out to’ve been pneumonia all along, so yeah, if you have a temperature see your doc sooner rather than later.
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