zachleat,
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The first release of Internet Explorer (1995) is closer in time to the Apollo 11 moon landing (1969) than now.

freequaybuoy,
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@zachleat My favourite is Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of the iPhone than the building of the pyramids.

matthiasott,
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@zachleat I recently realized: My birth is closer in time to the end of WW II than now.

zachleat,
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@matthiasott oh so this is what my own medicine tastes like

…I don’t like it

matthiasott,
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@zachleat 😂

keithjgrant,
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@matthiasott @zachleat holy shit

In high school, I had a class on US History since 1945. And now I realize I've lived through most of that topic 😳

wtrmt,
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@matthiasott @zachleat [tries to erase the thread from his mind, looks away, but not for long: he’s doomed]

OldTurk,

@matthiasott @zachleat I refuse to do that math. Simply never will happen

Richr,
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@zachleat I remember marking an anniversary in a similar way in 2012. The year that the first Stone Roses album was closer to the Beatle's Sgt. Pepper's than the present day. That was 11 years ago. Now who feels old?

zachleat,
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@Richr that’s my secret Cap, I’ve always felt old 😅

mario,
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@zachleat I donʼt grok the intent when people relate time like that.
I assume a sinister outlook on life as the motivation behind this phrasing, like calling us machines or thinking that our minds are computers, that being alive is secretly a terrible thing to be, to which the speaker of such phrases is privy.

It is a lot like willingly caging/mazing someone elseʼs mind and then forcing them to accept their captor as savior. Sus. Snap out of it, you have neen caged yourself!

zachleat,
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@mario I don’t think it needs to be anything more than a surprising fact 🧐

jakerobb,
zachleat,
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@jakerobb @Gte how dare you ruthlessly swift me

jakerobb,

@zachleat @Gte it's only fair after you make me feel FREAKING ANCIENT!

zachleat,
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@jakerobb @Gte I mean, I agree that I deserved it but also how dare you

wallacewords,
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@zachleat STOPPIT

zachleat,
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@wallacewords sry 😭

wirepair,
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@zachleat screw you too buddy! :cries in being old:

zachleat,
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@wirepair 🤗😭

aweatherall,

@zachleat This has been true for at least a year.

zachleat,
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@aweatherall I only just had this thought yesterday and I am sorry for not thinking it earlier

tuckerteague,
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@zachleat
New to the Internet? 👉 Click here.

zachleat,
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@tuckerteague I miss those huge animated loaders browsers used to have

keithjgrant,
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@zachleat next stop: Internet Explorer on the moon!

simoncox,
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@zachleat

I saw both…

zachleat,
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@simoncox amazing!!

simoncox,
@simoncox@seocommunity.social avatar

@zachleat old.

cferdinandi,
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@zachleat I'm not old, you're old

zachleat,
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@cferdinandi I’m old, you’re not old

sil,
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zachleat,
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@sil haha yes

Meyerweb,
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@zachleat First of all, how dare you

zachleat,
@zachleat@zachleat.com avatar

@Meyerweb I was involved in neither of these things!!

Meyerweb,
@Meyerweb@mastodon.social avatar

@zachleat That is EXACTLY what a person involved in either or both of those things would say, hashtag sus

wtrmt,
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zachleat,
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@Meyerweb I’m not sus YOUR [sic] SUS

cthos,
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@zachleat ….Zach.

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