greenmountaingirl,
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"Why are you wearing a mask?"

"My beak startles people."

claralistensprechen3rd,

@greenmountaingirl "Why are you wearing a mask?"

"Because you aren't"

greenmountaingirl,
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"Why are you wearing a mask?"

"To protect you from my terrible beauty."

greenmountaingirl,
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"Why are you wearing a mask?"

"I'm a time traveler bearing microbes to which you have no defenses."

greenmountaingirl,
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"Why are you wearing a mask?"

“It's just that masks are terribly comfortable – I think everyone will be wearing them in the future."

greenmountaingirl,
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"Why are you wearing a mask?"

"I was cursed by the gods to turn all who look on me to stone."

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