this morning on the run i got to the top of the hill and was resting, bc i'm out of shape, and off in the distance i see a bird trotting my way
as it gets closer i realize it's a turkey. it had a big red gobbler and its neck was iridescent. It was actually really pretty, so i just watched as it approached
it kept coming straight at me, eventually it was like 2-3 feet from me and my feeling shifted from awe to nervousness. i don't think turkeys are aggressive, but i also don't want to physically learn about a new aspect of nature today either, so i bolted
to my surprise, and anxiety, the bird chased after me. i sprinted across the hill, down and up a gully. It was still following me, but getting further behind, so i walked a bit, but it caught up, so i ran.
Eventually, it came to the long downhill and i lost it for good because, as out of shape as i am, i can still run faster than a turkey downhill
unfortunately, i still had to come back. and it was waiting for me at the top of the hill. i picked up a long stick and kept it at a distance as i walked around it. as i sprinted downhill toward the creek, it followed me, but i think i lost it after the creek
part of me wonders if the owners of the new development at the top of the hill got a turkey to defend its land from intruders, my trail does thread some Posted signs. but that's crazy, right??
i’ve seen plenty of apex predators on the trail. bald eagles, black bears, moose, also rattlesnakes and copperheads. never have i been so scared as with that turkey. i can still feel the sudden shift from awe to terror as it got a bit too close.
after i got home, i looked it up and yes, turkeys can indeed be aggressive, especially around breeding time (i got news for you, Mr Turkey, i’m not your competition)
if it happens again tomorrow, i think the answer is to be more overtly aggressive. so maybe i need to yell and chase it rather than just defensively tip toe around it. idk
i used the stick to poke at it, nudge it out of my way, but it circled around to close off my exit path.
i panicked a bit (can you really blame me?), so this time I swung the stick as hard as i could, aiming at it's neck right below the head.
this time it cluck cluck clucked away in sorrow and surprise. i didn't chase it, i just figured that was enough exercise for the day and went back home
this morning i called the wildlife commission to see what can be done. to be fully transparent, i want to kill that motherfucker, but the biologist there is doing a good job of talking me down
apparently, when i turned my back to run, i triggered an in-born instinct for it to chase me.
note to self: don't run from turkeys. back away slowly
@kellogh mild winter & spring here, good increase in the numbers since last year. Mr. Tom in the back there, probably all going to hide as soon as the season opens.
Awesome thread: was it a domestic turkey running wild or an actual wild turkey? Wild turkeys are great and so massive: I saw a line of 5 of them scratching for bugs in leaf mold in a forest. I would sort of have liked for them to chase me but they did not.
the wildlife officer called. he insists that killing it would make more problems than it’s worth for me, because turkeys aren’t known to attack people, so they would automatically suspect fowl play
i made like Little John (from the unabridged Robin Hood books, pls read them) and cut myself a fine quarter staff for fending off turkeys. probably slightly under a meter, and 1-1.5 cm width. it’s green wood, American beech (not oak, sadly), so that turkey better be ready for me tomorrow
for the last week i’ve been carrying a beefy stick, about a meter long. this is in response to a recommendation by the biologist at the wildlife resources services. The last several days i didn’t see anything, but today was different.
i got to the top of the hill and i saw a smaller turkey running away. i looked up the hill, in the direction it came from, and the other turkey amended its course directly at me once it figured i was there. As it got closer it fanned out its tail feathers to look big.
using the advice from the biologist, i tried keeping it away using the length of the stick, but it evaded me. i gave it a warning swing, over its head, and this time it flinched. i guess turkeys aren’t so dumb they can’t learn. i noticed that it still had bruising on its neck from the last encounter, so i’m pretty sure this is the same one.
i tried moving past it, to get on with my run, but it came at me aggressively, so i wound up, swung, and hit it on the neck. i aimed for about half to three quarters of full speed, i was aiming for deterrence, not death, but the bird dropped to the ground and struggled to get back up.
i went around it to get on with my run. it saw me turn my back and got up and attempted to chase me, although this time its neck was fully broken so its head was hanging upside down next to the base of the neck. it didn't make it very far. i also didn’t wait around.
on the way back i verified that the bird was indeed dead. it's still and flies are nibbling already.
i called the wildlife foundation. Dispatch took the details and forwarded me to the same officer i had talked to last week. His official response was, "good job". he had a few more questions, he wanted to make sure it was far enough away from people so that he wouldn't get more calls. but yeah, fully supportive of killing wildlife in self defense.
the emotional response is strange, just like the first time. the immediate reaction is justification. “i’m glad! i defended myself!”. but it’s a few hours later and a profound sense of sadness is hitting me. there’s no thoughts or logic to it, just sad. idk, i guess i’ll get over it, but i also wish it didn’t have to end this way
I was confronted by a wild turkey too a few years back. I took it as a compliment! It means his girl thinks I'm cute, and he's feeling some type of way about it.🤷🏿♂️
I eventually walked past him. He did follow me to my car, but he didn't want that smoke. He mostly gave hard looks.
This turkey had nothing to fear! We were both wearing black shirts, but mine was a dull matte black. His shirt had a lustrous sheen! And his butt was dripped out in brilliant colors! My butt was unadorned.
@kellogh “Mr Turkey, i’m not your competition” how could he know ? You are taller and if you had on bright colors that might have made the poor fellow feel like he’d never have a chance.
@kellogh
HA! Another bit of information you don't have: those mofos can glide downhill! I was once driving and one flew past me. So, no, that one let you go once you left the zone. Sorry to take away your last bit of dignity.
Btw, was it a male or a female?
I once had to stop while 3-4 females crossed the road and the male was following them with the tip of one wing dragging on asphalt like a psycho murderer drags a blade in a horror movie while looking directly at me throughout. I could hear the sound in the car and had to roll the window up. I'm scared of them.
@kellogh When they say “sign up for a local Turkey Trot to get in shape and stay focused on your goals” … uh I don’t think this is what they meant by that.. yes?
@futurebird tbh they don’t seem to run that fast, so maybe turkey trot is a great way to get in shape, or at least motivation to run faster than a 15 min mile. 🤔 new business idea
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