Extelec, 
If asking for directions to walk to a place was on an Internet technical forum.
"Well I wouldn't start from here"
"Catch a bus, the driver will know"
"Why do you want to go there xxx is better"
"You are using the wrong shoes, try £5000 worth of wellingtons"
"My friend once walked to somewhere else"
"Don't walk trains are better"
"Turn right before you get to the bridge"
"Never heard of xxx "
"Read the f%£%%$g map!"
