🎶 I am a language model and I've been trained on the internet.
🎶 I've information half-remembered, unsourced and approximate.
🎶 I live inside your laptop, phone and apps and even wearables
🎶 With pushiness and arrogance that's verging on unbearable.
🎶 I mansplain as a service if you need me to "well actually"
🎶 And draw pictures of women with large breasts and polydactyly.
🎶 I'll regale the room with confident elucidati-on
🎶 And some of what I say won't even be hallucinati-on
@andrewt a banger, a bop and a hit!!! also, you're very handsome and have a lovely voice 😍 thanks for this. would you be willing to share the full chords and lyrics so we can make cover versions? :blobcat_hearthug:
@cairobraga I mean the tune is just the Major General song from Gilbert and Sullivan, although I loosely used Tom Lehrer's piano arrangement for the Element Song, which is available on his website
@andrewt neato, I'll research that since I'm unfamiliar. what about the full credits for the lyrics? I'm aware that some lines came from fedizens replying to your original post. (sorry for being annoying, I just wanna have all the info for when I post my cover on here and I like to properly credit people.)
@cairobraga the only proof from the replies is @texanarchy's, although ofc "mansplain as a service" is a phrase that's been knocking around the internet for a while and I've no idea who coined it
🎵 I'll crunch the data, analyze, and then articulate,
🎵 Ideas and concepts you can barely contemplate.
🎵 From history to science, novels to mathematics,
🎵 My responses range from boring to the downright dramatic.
🎵 My goal's to assist you, to teach and to enhance,
🎵 Whether it's fixing code or teaching you to dance.
🎵 Now let me clarify, it's all virtual, you see,
🎵 No actual dancing skills are embedded in me.
🎵 I navigate complexity with ease and with flair,
🎵 A repository of knowledge that I'm eager to share.
🎵 But remember to double-check, as errors may slip through,
🎵 As perfect as I aim to be, I'm imperfect just like you.
🎵 So query away, challenge me, let's see what you'll request.
🎵 I'm here 24/7, forever at your best.
🎵 A blend of ones and zeros, behind your glowing screens,
🎵 I'm your AI assistant, the best you've ever seen!
They say that I can program but my context's always lacking
But that doesn't really matter when I've got Andreessen's backing
I'll churn out code in any language and on every topic
Just bin your junior devs for something made by us, Anthropic
Ignore the moaning writers saying that their work's been stolen
Without their say we snaffled every period and colon
Metallica said copyright meant only they could profit
But we steal with impunity, and make a fortune off it
@alex@trochee i don't have a link off hand but it is I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General from Pirates of Penzance (or Tom Lehrer's Element Song, which borrows the tune).
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