TheNitroZeus,

Not the Picard manoeuvre he was expecting.

optissima,
@optissima@lemmy.world avatar

Thrusts at full force, stops immediately before penetration, ejaculates.

The Picard Maneuver

Dagwood222,

A man owned a music shop, and his lover owned the flower shop next door.

One day she came by and asked if he’d like to have some flowers to brighten up his store.

“Yes, please. Put roses on the piano and tulips on my organ.”

[old, old, old joke]

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Naughty, naughty

Dagwood222,

I was just thinking that there are no scenes of Scotty and McCoy sharing a glass or two and telling tales in TOS. A shameful dereliction

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