@flexghost Only reason they're upset is because she gave away the game with her quoting Putin's 'Transcarpathia shit - super sloppy and stupid but not at all shocking coming from an ignorant #hillbilly.
Former #hillbilly author turned senator, #JDVance, has rendered his judgement that #Trump's convictions don't count because he's being prosecuted by blue state prosecutors, and judged by blue state juries. Boy, it's a good thing we've got this politically motivated non-lawyer to tell us all what's what!
Sununu on #Trump's rally last night in New Hampshire: "It wasn't even that big of a rally. The guy had to curtain off half of the stadium so it didn't look empty, and then flies out of here."
So the neighbor's daughter said my outfit was “so coastal grandma.”
Apparenly that is not only a thing but also a compliment.
This did not feel complimentary at all.
@ChrisHolladay@Skepticat
The first picture I've ever come across on Mastodon that says a lot without saying anything.
Let's have a competition for the best #alttext for this.
Can include anything that accurately describes a #hillbilly#mama but needs to provide enough to make a vision impaired person snigger and for extra marks, fart and scratch their crotch (if available).
#alt
Elderly female hillbilly invites well known criminal former president of the #Adirondacks to visit for 15 minutes. Seems she may be ready to throw together a dinner of roast skunk.
The inviter looks to be about 76 ( but it's more likely 23), and is wearing all white with black sharpie writing on her belly "trump boner garage" with an arrow indicating south of her belly button.
In the past I've found #problems in #software, problems with #websites, with bureaucratic processes, some of which were significant, but they all pale in comparison to this one.
✂️ "Nothing confuses people like a pretentious Hillbilly!"
#TraeCrowder aka "The Liberal Redneck" is gen-u-wine #Tennessee Hillbilly trailer trash with "woke" opinions, and he's making a career of it.
Trae's on tour starting June 21st in #Richmond, and marketing genius that he is, released this 40-minute stand-up to whet appetites for tickets. Recorded at Zanies #Nashville in December, 2021.